Question of Aesthetics: Legal Version

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-03-15 12:17am

C D are tied for first place.

B, E, and finally A, who really does look like a guy.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-03-15 07:45am

Oh, just so that you guys know..."c" is my sister...

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2004-03-15 07:51am

muse wrote:Oh, just so that you guys know..."c" is my sister...

I knew that.

Oh, and I pick you.

Now come spend your vacations in Munich

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-03-15 07:57am

D C B E A

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-03-15 08:03am

Colonel Olrik wrote: I knew that.

Oh, and I pick you.

Now come spend your vacations in Munich

since she´d probably rather come to stuttgart you can have this:

Place for Ulrich

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2004-03-15 08:14am

salm wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote: I knew that.

Oh, and I pick you.

Now come spend your vacations in Munich
since she´d probably rather come to stuttgart you can have this:

Place for Ulrich

Now, Salm. Let the girl decide.

muse, between a latin mountain biker engineer and a boring soccer addict german architect, who do you choose? Oh, and I brought this for you:

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-03-15 08:42am

Colonel Olrik wrote:Now, Salm. Let the girl decide.

sure. how did you get the impression that i´d want to force muse into something? is that the way you´re used to treating people?

muse, between a latin mountain biker engineer and a boring soccer addict german architect, who do you choose?

why are you implying that nationality is somehow important for her? are you by that implying that muse is racist?

Oh, and I brought this for you:

a rose. you woke up in cheesy-mode again this morning?

anyway, i´ve got something better:
useful, beautiful and delicious at the same time:

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2004-03-15 08:57am

salm wrote: sure. how did you get the impression that i´d want to force muse into something? is that the way you´re used to treating people?

No, you gave me the wrong impression, like you already knew what she would do even before asking.

why are you implying that nationality is somehow important for her? are you by that implying that muse is racist?

Being german is not a race, thus I couldn't be implying that. It is more like a (boring) state of mind. Latins are known to be a friendly group, that's why we kiss girls when we first meet them, instead of exchanging a shy handshake.

a rose. you woke up in cheesy-mode again this morning?

anyway, i´ve got something better:
useful, beautiful and delicious at the same time:

So, do you give raw fish to girls very often? Does that work??

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2004-03-15 09:23am

Colonel Olrik wrote:Latins are known to be a friendly group, that's why we kiss girls when we first meet them, instead of exchanging a shy handshake.

I'm suddenly picturing Zorro, zipping around on a mountain bike...

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-03-15 09:43am

Colonel Olrik wrote: No, you gave me the wrong impression, like you already knew what she would do even before asking.

sure, because "probably" means "i know that...".

Being german is not a race, thus I couldn't be implying that. It is more like a (boring) state of mind.

nitpicker, nitpicker. nationalism (in this context) and racism is on the same level.
btw, what would latin germans be like?

Latins are known to be a friendly group, that's why we kiss girls when we first meet them, instead of exchanging a shy handshake.

rofl

. shy handshakes are underrated anyway.

So, do you give raw fish to girls very often? Does that work??

sure, you need to try that on occasion. you can make them together with the desired female, they´re pretty much fun and easy to make and in the end you get an extremely well tasting dish to enjoy. furthermore you can get thoroughly stuffed without getting fat.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2004-03-15 09:48am

salm wrote: sure, because "probably" means "i know that...".

I'm glad you agree with me

Being german is not a race, thus I couldn't be implying that. It is more like a (boring) state of mind.
nitpicker, nitpicker. nationalism (in this context) and racism is on the same level.
btw, what would latin germans be like?

Why, boring, of course. Like I told you, it's a cultural thing.

sure, you need to try that on occasion. you can make them together with the desired female, they´re pretty much fun and easy to make and in the end you get an extremely well tasting dish to enjoy. furthermore you can get thoroughly stuffed without getting fat.

OK, it seems like fun, I'll try it!

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2004-03-15 10:00am

I am voting A here ... although I think she would look hotter if she straightened out her hair.

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2004-03-15 12:10pm

Muse wrote:Oh, just so that you guys know..."c" is my sister...

So, er, does your sister know that over half the geeks on this board chose her over the other four women in the picture?

-Damien

Crom · Post by **Crom** » 2004-03-15 02:34pm

muse wrote:Oh, just so that you guys know..."c" is my sister...

Well, I guess I could change my answer to "b." She's kind of growing on me anyway. Nice smile, you know.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2004-03-15 02:54pm

Oni Koneko Damien wrote: So, er, does your sister know that over half the geeks on this board chose her over the other four women in the picture?

-Damien

I doubt she would be surprised, considering she is a member.

I vote for jmac too.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2004-03-15 02:55pm

A and B are quite ugly. And A looks like a guy. Out, OUT I SAY! BEGONE FOUL WENCHES!

C is less ugly. She's barely "passable". Teeth like a horse, tho. Not my taste.

D and E are kinda ok. Can't really tell because of the poor quality of the photo, but apparently they aren't exactly very pretty.

EDIT: Oh, I voted D.

EDIT again: Sorry, it was B with the big teeth. C is actually pretty good looking. I can't reply and watch the pic at the same time

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-03-15 03:02pm

C or D...but i think D is hotter.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-15 03:13pm

muse wrote:Oh, just so that you guys know..."c" is my sister...

that's yer sister? hunh, i saw another pic that was supposed to have been you and her sister and it looks somewhat different. unless you happen to have another sister.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-03-15 03:20pm

Darth_Zod wrote:that's yer sister? hunh, i saw another pic that was supposed to have been you and her sister and it looks somewhat different. unless you happen to have another sister.

She doesn't. This picture was taken about 6 years ago while the one you refer to was much more recent. A lot can change in a few short years.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-03-15 08:53pm

Oh yeah. And everyone who is male and chose "c" is now on my castration list. That's my GF you're thinking about doinking you dirty little fuckers. You're dead! I'll kill you!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-03-15 08:56pm

I choose F: Oni Koneko Damien. Because he's cute and he's a guy, plus Aerius won't castrate me.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-03-15 09:04pm

aerius wrote:Oh yeah. And everyone who is male and chose "c" is now on my castration list. That's my GF you're thinking about doinking you dirty little fuckers. You're dead! I'll kill you!

Well, I'm definately not gonna tell you who I voted forc On the off-chance you'll try to kill me for some unknown variable.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-03-15 09:06pm

aerius wrote:Oh yeah. And everyone who is male and chose "c" is now on my castration list. That's my GF you're thinking about doinking you dirty little fuckers. You're dead! I'll kill you!

You'll have to excuse him, poor guy's having some anger management problems these days. He hasn't been himself ever since my sister got a female roomate. He's not going to hurt you, I'll make sure of that.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-03-15 09:11pm

muse wrote:
aerius wrote:Oh yeah. And everyone who is male and chose "c" is now on my castration list. That's my GF you're thinking about doinking you dirty little fuckers. You're dead! I'll kill you!
You'll have to excuse him, poor guy's having some anger management problems these days. He hasn't been himself ever since my sister got a female roomate. He's not going to hurt you, I'll make sure of that.

Plus there's been no one around to touch him at night for awhile...

Thank God this isn't in testing, where Aerius would mess with my post.

Oh and Aerius, why post a pic of the girl who won the award for being the cutest girl on the board if you expect us to not slobber over it?

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-03-15 10:13pm

aerius wrote:Oh yeah. And everyone who is male and chose "c" is now on my castration list. That's my GF you're thinking about doinking you dirty little fuckers. You're dead! I'll kill you!

Mmm... jmac.

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