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theski · Post by **theski** » 2004-03-12 02:25pm

Confessions from everywhere.. a sample:

I have an unnatural obsession with my own boobs. I love them, I really do love them. I often find myself getting off on the touch of my own boobs rather than the guy i'm with at the time. I think I need to talk to someone about this.

and

read the livejournal of my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend on a regular basis. It makes me angry when she writes about him, because he is feeding her all the same lines he fed me, and she's eating them right up. Even though he's a total fuckhead and I "hate" him, and he is obviously still up to his old tricks, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't jealous of the new girlfriend.

Its sad and funny at the same time....

http://grouphug.us/

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2004-03-12 02:30pm

I have an unnatural obsession with my own boobs. I love them, I really do love them. I often find myself getting off on the touch of my own boobs rather than the guy i'm with at the time. I think I need to talk to someone about this.

Hmm, I don't think that's that bad. At least she has a high opinion of her own body. Narcissism, in moderation, is a good thing, in my opinion. Getting off on your own body? I think that would be the safest sex you could ever possibly have. While I can't go quite that far with my own body, being bisexual, I still think I look pretty sexy.

-Damien

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-03-12 03:08pm

I used to masturbate in class when I was in 3rd-5th grade. (I'm a girl) I stopped when my 5th grade teacher caught me

hehe, its just like the TMI community on live journal. Although i think most of the stories here are just made up anyways

like

one time i was masturbating and someone opened the door to my room. i don't know who it was or if they saw what i was doing..it was probably my dad.

...

This ones kinda fucked up though

anyway, when i was younger, maybe 10 or 11 or so, i would always fantasize about this one little boy. he was probably 3 or 4 at the time. he really pissed me off for some reason, spoiled i guess but i would always imagine taking him to the woods behind my house, taking his clothes off and raping him. i hated his mom.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-03-14 01:53pm

Oni Koneko Damien wrote:
I have an unnatural obsession with my own boobs. I love them, I really do love them. I often find myself getting off on the touch of my own boobs rather than the guy i'm with at the time. I think I need to talk to someone about this.
Hmm, I don't think that's that bad. At least she has a high opinion of her own body. Narcissism, in moderation, is a good thing, in my opinion. Getting off on your own body? I think that would be the safest sex you could ever possibly have. While I can't go quite that far with my own body, being bisexual, I still think I look pretty sexy.

-Damien

I don't think it's bad either. I have quite a bit of a narcissism component to my sexuality, and I love playing with my nipples and stuff too.

But that won't stop me from having sex with other guys.

^_~

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-03-14 02:08pm

Anyone who doesn't like playing with himself is a git. Self-sex is fun!

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-03-14 02:10pm

LJDrama

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-03-14 02:46pm

verilon wrote:LJDrama

I went just to check if any of my shit was posted on there

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-03-14 02:52pm

kojikun wrote:Anyone who doesn't like playing with himself is a git. Self-sex is fun!

They're a git? I know the words, but i don't get why they're a git....

Hmm, I don't think that's that bad. At least she has a high opinion of her own body. Narcissism, in moderation, is a good thing, in my opinion. Getting off on your own body? I think that would be the safest sex you could ever possibly have. While I can't go quite that far with my own body, being bisexual, I still think I look pretty sexy.

Me too...are you that guy off yahell chat?

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2004-03-14 04:20pm

Rye wrote:Me too...are you that guy off yahell chat?

Well, what would give you that idea? The way my alias matches the AvC alias perfectly? The way that I, like him, am a submissive, crossdressing, bisexual, atheistic, fantasy-loving, Wisconsin boi? Yes, I am 'that guy'.

-Damien

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-03-14 06:11pm

Oni Koneko Damien wrote:
Rye wrote:Me too...are you that guy off yahell chat?
Well, what would give you that idea? The way my alias matches the AvC alias perfectly? The way that I, like him, am a submissive, crossdressing, bisexual, atheistic, fantasy-loving, Wisconsin boi? Yes, I am 'that guy'.

-Damien

Got AIM?

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2004-03-14 06:49pm

grouphug.us is so old, but no one ever listens to me when i tell people about sites, arr..

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2004-03-15 10:18am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Got AIM?

Feh, I barely have the patience to deal with Yahell. Thankfully I have enough patience to use it, which is how I met Rye in the first place.

-Damien

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2004-03-15 10:23am

334792272 I masterbated in the bathroom of my church.

ROFLMAO!!! Some of these are so funny. Thank you, theski, for giving me a new source of entertainment!

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2004-03-15 10:24am

361397430 I enjoy defecating in the freshman dorm showers

ROFLMFAO!!!!111 Sick bastard!!!1 I laugh at this person.

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2004-03-15 10:32am

It's 7:30am right now. I've been drinking and doing coke all night. I have to be at work in an hour.

i sometimes masturbate over cartoons because i dont feel threatened by them. i am completely terrified of real women, even just the thought of them.

i just masturbated in the staff toilets

Theski, I can't thank you enough, I've been laughing my ass off completely for the last ten minutes now. I can't get a grip whatsoever.

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2004-03-15 02:56pm

Okay, award for person I *don't* want to live next to...

There are no assigned parking spaces on the block I park my car on, but it pisses me off when there is another car parked in the space I usually park in. When that happens I just want to throw a cinder block through their windshield.

Award for person most likely to inspire sickness in me on a date...

Once I got really nauseaus when my highschool gf and I were on a date. I threw up in the bathroom but didn't tell her because I didn't want her to worry. Then we went back to her house and made out but I didn't brush my teeth. I always wondered if she noticed anything.

Award for person that best resembles some of my more lucid, docile friends...

Yes! I just ordered myself 60 grams of fresh Columbian Cubensis Mushrooms. I love the loophole in English law.

I love tripping, is that so wrong?

Award for stating the blatantly obvious...

I want to go back to college, just because I'm now an older guy and want to be able to pick up young, impressionable college girls and do nasty things to them.

-Damien

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2004-03-15 05:50pm

i love fire an it sort of turns me on, the first girl that i have sex with, we're gonna do it on a bed but im gonna pour a ring of gasoline all round the bed so that i can light it on fire. every now and then i get an urge to light something on fire but my parents always smell the smoke when they come home omg i love fire

Shame for the girl, not like he'll ever get laid, but this is a potential Darwin award winner.

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2004-03-15 08:40pm

Embracer Of Darkness wrote:
i love fire an it sort of turns me on, the first girl that i have sex with, we're gonna do it on a bed but im gonna pour a ring of gasoline all round the bed so that i can light it on fire. every now and then i get an urge to light something on fire but my parents always smell the smoke when they come home omg i love fire
Shame for the girl, not like he'll ever get laid, but this is a potential Darwin award winner.

Gasoline for lube

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-03-15 08:54pm

I have an unnatural obsession with my own boobs. I love them, I really do love them. I often find myself getting off on the touch of my own boobs rather than the guy i'm with at the time. I think I need to talk to someone about this.

So she's Adam Sandler in a woman's body. I can play with my boobs until I get off too. Just not when I'm with someone.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-03-15 08:56pm

Embracer Of Darkness wrote:
361397430 I enjoy defecating in the freshman dorm showers
ROFLMFAO!!!!111 Sick bastard!!!1 I laugh at this person.

I laugh at the person who showers after them.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2004-03-16 03:38am

Whats worse for me is that I am around such people that post on LJ...

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2004-03-16 03:40am

theski wrote:Confessions from everywhere.. a sample:

I have an unnatural obsession with my own boobs. I love them, I really do love them. I often find myself getting off on the touch of my own boobs rather than the guy i'm with at the time. I think I need to talk to someone about this.

I fail to see anything wrong with this statement. Hell she sounds extraordinarily well adjusted to me ... where can I meet her?

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2004-03-16 02:55pm

theski wrote:Confessions from everywhere.. a sample:

I have an unnatural obsession with my own boobs. I love them, I really do love them. I often find myself getting off on the touch of my own boobs rather than the guy i'm with at the time. I think I need to talk to someone about this.

Hardly unusual. Some women find their own breasts highly erogenous to the point of being able to orgasm by touching them alone. It's well-documented.

read the livejournal of my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend on a regular basis. It makes me angry when she writes about him, because he is feeding her all the same lines he fed me, and she's eating them right up. Even though he's a total fuckhead and I "hate" him, and he is obviously still up to his old tricks, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't jealous of the new girlfriend.
Its sad and funny at the same time....

http://grouphug.us/

Again, hardly unusual. And people like to whine about their problems to semi-random online strangers all the time. A good example is our very own series of venting threads in the HoS.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-03-16 07:11pm

theski wrote:Confessions from everywhere.. a sample:

I have an unnatural obsession with my own boobs. I love them, I really do love them. I often find myself getting off on the touch of my own boobs rather than the guy i'm with at the time. I think I need to talk to someone about this.

Dude, theres nothing wrong with that. Hell, I'd love to meet a chick like that...even if its only a one-night thing.

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