Michael Jackson stars as "Hot Rod"

Kuroneko · Post by **Kuroneko** » 2004-03-16 01:39am

Oh, what could have been... http:// msnbc.msn.com/id/4500364

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-03-16 01:58am

Here’s a film that could have knocked “Gigli” off the worst-flicks lists: Michael Jackson wanted to star in a movie about a man who turns into a car that’s driven around by a little boy.

hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2004-03-16 02:15am

Wow, that is pretty weird.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2004-03-16 03:41am

If this isn't Freudian, I don't know what is. So disturbing, on so many different levels.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-03-16 10:53am

Wasn't that the premise of an old 80s cartoon? The guy gets doused in hot water, and turns into a car?

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-03-16 10:57am

Yeah, "Turbo Teen." His hands became wheels, his face the front end, his penis the stick, etc.

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-03-16 01:30pm

It's like a melding of Turbo Teen and Transformers The Movie.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-03-16 02:01pm

Kid drive car
kid moves the gear shift
gear shift gets bigger

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-03-16 02:12pm

That's a worse idea than Moonwalk...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-03-16 06:41pm

Galvatron wrote:It's like a melding of Turbo Teen and Transformers The Movie.

Either that or one of Micheal Jackson's kinky erotic fantasies.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-16 06:43pm

didn't michael jackson already do a video about this? my mom used to be a big fan of his *shudder* and i seem to recall a video about it. . .