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Pretty damned funny.

Though I don't think I'd fit in very well with my screenname. "Crayz9000? What the fuck kind of name is that?" ... well, on second thought... blast it, now I'm probably giving people ideas.
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*points to this thread*

I wonder how many people here realize that it's ALREADY STARTED.
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Dalton wrote:*points to this thread*

I wonder how many people here realize that it's ALREADY STARTED.
*Looks around and whistles innocently*

I knew that... really... yeah...

Anyway...

I like it guys. Funny as hell and twice as true.
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Dalton wrote:*points to this thread*

I wonder how many people here realize that it's ALREADY STARTED.
I've noticed, but other people haven't, really. I keep wondering what the fuck is wrong with them, ya know?
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"For the last fucking time, your name is Walter!" shouted Mr. Vympel.
Eh? :wtf:
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Vympel wrote:
"For the last fucking time, your name is Walter!" shouted Mr. Vympel.
Eh? :wtf:
Never heard of Transcend?
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Never heard of Transcend?
Never. But I wish to read more of this all the same. :twisted:
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HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

I almost never come into this forum; it figures that I would just happen to stumble across this. RedImperator, I have to say that you just made my day. Bring on more!
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This is fucking fantastic! Go principal Stravo! Go!
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Oooo... I am SO reserving judgement on this one...

:D

Seriously, a fanfic based on THIS board and I'm the geeky one?
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You've got a wild streak to you ... at least, according to us, the all-powerful writers/producers/directors.
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Durandal wrote:You've got a wild streak to you ... at least, according to us, the all-powerful writers/producers/directors.
*lol* OK, we'll see... we'll see...

*has a strong suspicion, but doesn't want to say in case it is wrong or spoils it for everyone by being right.*
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Interesting and funny, now that I've been able to read the whole thing. :)

And it's Principal, not Principle. ;)
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InnerBrat wrote:*lol* OK, we'll see... we'll see...

*has a strong suspicion, but doesn't want to say in case it is wrong or spoils it for everyone by being right.*
PM me and I'll tell you if you're right.
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Durandal wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:*lol* OK, we'll see... we'll see...

*has a strong suspicion, but doesn't want to say in case it is wrong or spoils it for everyone by being right.*
PM me and I'll tell you if you're right.
No, I won't. becuase that'll spoil the fun. I'll know when I find out. You don't need to know whether I'm right or completely off in a different world altogether.

Loving it, though.
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InnerBrat wrote:No, I won't. becuase that'll spoil the fun. I'll know when I find out. You don't need to know whether I'm right or completely off in a different world altogether.
That was code for "PM me so I can steal your idea if I like it." :)

We're winging it to a certain extent with the characters' development. :D
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Durandal wrote: We're winging it to a certain extent with the characters' development. :D
As long as I'm the one who suddenly reverts Marina's sexual orientation I'll be happy. :mrgreen:
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The Kernel wrote:
Durandal wrote:We're winging it to a certain extent with the characters' development. :D
As long as I'm the one who suddenly reverts Marina's sexual orientation I'll be happy. :mrgreen:
That won't happen, as we possess a healthy fear of the real life Marina as well. :)
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I'm just going to have a look see what I think when I've done more than look over my book at someone...

Plus, I don't know what this stories going to develop into, so there :P
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If I had to guess from your characterization...about ten feet up your ass. :twisted:
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The Kernel wrote:
Durandal wrote: We're winging it to a certain extent with the characters' development. :D
As long as I'm the one who suddenly reverts Marina's sexual orientation I'll be happy. :mrgreen:
If we had a writer's bible, the first line in it would be "Marina does not have sex with men." Sorry dude.
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I had sex with snuggles in a janitor's closet? Nice! Though in real life I think I'd choose something a little more comfortable such a music practice room. If only I coulda gotten laid in highschool...
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Durandal wrote:
The Kernel wrote:
Durandal wrote:We're winging it to a certain extent with the characters' development. :D
As long as I'm the one who suddenly reverts Marina's sexual orientation I'll be happy. :mrgreen:
That won't happen, as we possess a healthy fear of the real life Marina as well. :)
Speak for yourself :P
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aerius wrote:I had sex with snuggles in a janitor's closet? Nice! Though in real life I think I'd choose something a little more comfortable such a music practice room. If only I coulda gotten laid in highschool...
I can't believe that it took you this long to pick that out of the post man. When I read it, I thought 'how apt'. :wink:
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