Is your child a hacker?

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Is your child a hacker?

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http://www.jayssite.com/stuff/childhack ... acker.html
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If I had a kid, I'd raise them how Maddox advises. No hacking for them.

No, not really, don't call children's aid.
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What the hell was the reason for his dislike of AMD and Linux. Are they seriously more "hacker" friendly? This guys a quack.
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I think this is a parody, AMD friendly to hackers? :roll:
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Cpl Kendall wrote:What the hell was the reason for his dislike of AMD and Linux. Are they seriously more "hacker" friendly? This guys a quack.
I think it's some sort of send up.
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It's flagrantly a pardoy- look at the rest of his site.
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Yes, this is a parody. They showed this article, on a different website at the time, on The Screen Savers a good while ago. Must have been early last year, at the latest.
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You know as parody's go, this didn't have me rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
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Parody

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Crown wrote:You know as parody's go, this didn't have me rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
Definatly not.
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Wow, I must have seen that at least a year and a half ago off of Slashdot.
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My answer remains the same it was a year ago: NO.
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What a friend of mine told me a few monthes back about it.

Look at the number of children, and their names. Cindy? Peter? This ring any bells anywhere? (Brady Bunch)
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I recognized the parody-ness when it started getting into AMD/Linux hate, plus Right-wing pro-Windows crap.

It tried, but failed, to be funny.
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This is old, very old. It was posted as a message on a forum more then two years ago and the responses in that thread were astounding. Paradoy or not, it wasn't created for a webpage, it was written by someone and posted under an account acting as if it was real.
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