Fun at Wal Mart tonight

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-03-18 08:31am

Ok, so tonight I was in a pinch and really hungry so I just gave in and ate at the shitty McDonald's in Wal Mart. In the Wal Mart here, the Micky D's is next to the bathrooms. I really had to take a crap so I went in there (hey, it was an emergency). When I opened the door, there was this guy who looked to be about 400 pounds (seriously) ahead of me.

He opened the stall door and proceeded to declare war on the porcelain. The sounds that came out of that stall could not have been human. I got a whiff of it while doing my business and tried hard to hold my breath.

I finally got out of there and went back to Micky D's. After a couple minutes, that guy came waddling out and disappeared into the store to probably do some shopping. A couple minutes later, I overheard someone complain to a worker that the toilette was clogged and that water was flooding. Being the sick bastard that I am, I had to see for myself. I went back in there and found water all over the floor. The toilette was overflowing with brown water... and half a turd was protruding. It looked like a Grizzly bear went in there and took a dump.

Here is where it gets funny. I watched a manager tell his employee to go in there and fix it. He gave the poor bastard a bent coat hanger. Yep, a coat hanger to break up the turd. The employee went in holding the coat hanger, came out 30 seconds later and hung up his blue vest. He walked out. My wife and I were practically rolling on the floor laughing.

Post by **Vympel** » 2004-03-18 08:44am

ROFL, you mean he quit?

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-03-18 08:45am

Yeah, apparently he did!

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2004-03-18 09:01am

Great story, but you leaving us hanging; why didn't you go back in there and check if the shit was gone?

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-03-18 09:02am

He came out like, only a half a minute later. Actually, my wife says it was less. He didn't have that hanger either... I am guessing it was still in there.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-03-18 09:08am

LOL...ooooh, yeah I would've quit too.

Damn, that is just wrong on many levels.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-03-18 09:12am

I sure as hell wouldn't go break up a turd(s) in a nasty ass bathroom for Wal Mart's shitty ass wages.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2004-03-18 09:47am

Superman wrote:I sure as hell wouldn't go break up a turd(s) in a nasty ass bathroom for Wal Mart's shitty ass wages.

When I worked at Circuity City the bathrooms would always gets clogged a x-mas time. If the janitor was not there they would expect us (the warehouse guys) to go clear it. They never asked me to to do it, and one poor guy the manager didnt like up and quit when they asked him for the 3rd time.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-03-18 11:02am

I always thought that Wal-mart was a shitty place to work. Now I know that it's true... literally.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-18 11:14am

this reminds me of similar events that happened when i used to work for Ross. sometimes we'd go into the men's bathroom and find that idiots had left toilet paper they used and threw it on the bathroom floor, instead of the toilet where they belong. seriously, how hard is it to stick the paper in the toilet?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-03-18 11:58am

While we are on the Wal-Mart subject a first WM stores employees are gonna get unionised,they won`t have the problem of cleaning up the crapper links in french but have fun googling it

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-03-18 12:50pm

You'd think a company the size of Wal-Mart would be able to give the poor chap a plunger.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-03-18 01:17pm

Oh shit, that was so fucking funny. Dammit Superman, that was a gem. Thanks, I needed a laugh.

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-03-18 02:36pm

It's WAL-MART! Go down to the housewares section and get a fucking plunger! There must be a million plumbing-related products there, all brand new! JMFC!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-03-18 02:42pm

Dalton wrote:It's WAL-MART! Go down to the housewares section and get a fucking plunger! There must be a million plumbing-related products there, all brand new! JMFC!

So does that mean some of the plungers at Wal-Mart might be already-used by the time you buy them?

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-18 02:44pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Dalton wrote:It's WAL-MART! Go down to the housewares section and get a fucking plunger! There must be a million plumbing-related products there, all brand new! JMFC!
So does that mean some of the plungers at Wal-Mart might be already-used by the time you buy them?

where do you think they get the items for their discount bins?

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-03-18 02:47pm

Hey Supes, did it look anything like this?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-03-18 02:52pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Dalton wrote:It's WAL-MART! Go down to the housewares section and get a fucking plunger! There must be a million plumbing-related products there, all brand new! JMFC!
So does that mean some of the plungers at Wal-Mart might be already-used by the time you buy them?

Why do you think I dont shop at Wal-Mart(well that and their price war with my store)

I am wondering what the design of that toilet was... I mean, at Safeway, we have toilets with such high water pressure that they will probably break up any turd in existence.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-03-18 02:54pm

Galvatron wrote:Hey Supes, did it look anything like this?

Well, maybe not that one... *shiver*

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-03-18 02:59pm

I find elementary schools have killer water pressure to break up any sort of shit or small animal, and as soon as you reach high school it drains at the same rate as the Dead Sea.

h0rus · Post by **h0rus** » 2004-03-18 03:08pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Dalton wrote:It's WAL-MART! Go down to the housewares section and get a fucking plunger! There must be a million plumbing-related products there, all brand new! JMFC!
So does that mean some of the plungers at Wal-Mart might be already-used by the time you buy them?

Hehe. Funny you say that. Cos walmart is notorious for selling previously opened merchandise as new. I can't begin to tell you how many dvd's games music cd's I've had to return because they had damage and/or visible usage marks.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-03-18 03:34pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Dalton wrote:It's WAL-MART! Go down to the housewares section and get a fucking plunger! There must be a million plumbing-related products there, all brand new! JMFC!
So does that mean some of the plungers at Wal-Mart might be already-used by the time you buy them?

That's a horrible thought, but I think the reasoning is that for all the plumbing shit they sell, you'd think they could afford to keep a plunger in the janitor's closet.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-03-18 03:41pm

Uraniun235 wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Dalton wrote:It's WAL-MART! Go down to the housewares section and get a fucking plunger! There must be a million plumbing-related products there, all brand new! JMFC!
So does that mean some of the plungers at Wal-Mart might be already-used by the time you buy them?
That's a horrible thought, but I think the reasoning is that for all the plumbing shit they sell, you'd think they could afford to keep a plunger in the janitor's closet.

Maybe hiring a janitor is too costly for Wal-Mart,thats probably why they ask regular employee to clean up the mess.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-03-18 03:44pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Dalton wrote:It's WAL-MART! Go down to the housewares section and get a fucking plunger! There must be a million plumbing-related products there, all brand new! JMFC!
So does that mean some of the plungers at Wal-Mart might be already-used by the time you buy them?
Why do you think I dont shop at Wal-Mart(well that and their price war with my store)

I am wondering what the design of that toilet was... I mean, at Safeway, we have toilets with such high water pressure that they will probably break up any turd in existence.

Damn and I was just going to taunt the no health care, welfare cases that work Wal-mart by singing "Internationalle" but no. Actually the water pressure on safeway toilets is so high, I am suprised that the porciline doesn't implode....

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-03-18 03:45pm

Hahahaha, thoroughly unpleasant, but funny. Galvatron: i don't know why, but i found that picture extremely funny, i think it was due to it's title of "Hot cocoa".

Kudos to that guy for quitting, i would like to think i'd do the same.

"You just don't pay me enough for this shit!"