Planet of The Apes role reversal
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Planet of The Apes role reversal
If a chimp appeared one day, somewhat out of the blue and could speak and such, just like Taylor What would our reaction be?
Especially when he starts touting evolution and proving the bible incorrect in parts?
Especially when he starts touting evolution and proving the bible incorrect in parts?
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
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The fundies would riot. Lot's of doomsday sermons, and the like.
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You do know they made that movie, right? I think it was the third one.
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Escape from the Planet of the Apes?Johonebesus wrote:You do know they made that movie, right? I think it was the third one.
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Re: Planet of The Apes role reversal
Obviously an instrument of the devil to decieve people, the monstrocity would quickly be exorcised. (Read: Killed)Gandalf wrote:If a chimp appeared one day, somewhat out of the blue and could speak and such, just like Taylor What would our reaction be?
Especially when he starts touting evolution and proving the bible incorrect in parts?
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This little ape would defeat one proponent of creationism after another, publically, until one day someone would stand forth, and debate him, and /not lose/. This person would then lead the Christians to new heights of faith, in which they do shocking things like do what Jesus taught.
Oh, who am I kidding, Falwell and Robertson would have them both shot, then burned at the stake, then shot again and buried in a shallow grave outside Las Vegas.
Oh, who am I kidding, Falwell and Robertson would have them both shot, then burned at the stake, then shot again and buried in a shallow grave outside Las Vegas.
Pshaw. No, really, I mean it.
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Yeah, Escape From The Planet of The Apes. Probably the best one after the first one.Johonebesus wrote:You do know they made that movie, right? I think it was the third one.
But they were somewhat exceptional looking Apes, I was thinking a standard chimp or gorilla.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
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Re: Planet of The Apes role reversal
Sadly this is probably true, or if that failed they would resort to sticking their fingers in their ears and going "lalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalala..." Well it's worked for them so farExonerate wrote:Obviously an instrument of the devil to decieve people, the monstrocity would quickly be exorcised. (Read: Killed)Gandalf wrote:If a chimp appeared one day, somewhat out of the blue and could speak and such, just like Taylor What would our reaction be?
Especially when he starts touting evolution and proving the bible incorrect in parts?
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The chimp will one day be surrounded by military special operations, whisked into a Humvee, and driven away, never to be heard from again. That, or it'll be lynched by a mob, or shot by some rednecked hick.
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And then show him the kinky shaving video afterwards...?Bob the Gunslinger wrote:I know that if I saw him first, I'd buy him a nice six pack of Mike's Hard Lemonaide and force him to watch the powerhouse film Playmate of the Apes. That would show him where the real Ape/human action is.
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Hail to The Chimp!Admiral Valdemar wrote:Americans would vote it into office for the sheer novelty value.
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"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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