Sure, a Sith apprentice has the power of the Dark Side at his command, and a lightsaber, but can he (or she) withstand the blistering heat of cold mercenary logic? Of course not, or he'd be a Sith Master.
What's that you say? Stewart wields logic like a duck wields a battleship? No, you are quite mistaken. I happen to have proof right here in front of me that Stewart was captain of the Harvard Debate Team. It's in my document pile right under my copy of Bigfoot and Chupacabras's marriage certificate. If only I could figure out how to plug in my scanner, I would dazzle you all with my evidence.
Not that we need evidence. Stewart here is a man of his word. He speaks nothing but golden shimmering truth. I have his word on it.
So where was I? Oh yes, a big rambling post that strays from its topic.
Anyway, you must admit that Stewart could kill the Sith from miles away (2.37mi by my calcs) as he is a better shot with a .45 cal pistol than any stormtrooper sniper is with a measly telesope-sighted BlasTech Blaster Rifle.
My evidence for this (not outrageous) inrageous claim is that Stewart can shoot better than I can and I'm a gunslinger. And a gunslinger can kill a sith lord. I know because I have. I'll mail you the corpse if you give me your address, security information, total value of your possessions and postage. Quod Erat Demonstratum.
That's Latin, you know.
( Now I must preempt your call for proof that I am a gunslinger with a demonstration of my slugthrowing prowess. That is if you'll be kind enough to provide me with money for a flight over to your area, pay for the shooting range fees, the gun rental and ammo, lunch and a return flight.
I'll also need some shooting lessons.)
Did I mention that Stewart is in a tank? He built it himself, so it's only fair.
And with his superhuman sensuality and 5kt of airborne pheromones, the battle will probably not even come to blows, but rather end up in blows of another kind. Right, Stewart?
Or maybe I'm just being naive.
