MIGHTY MORPHING SATAN RANGERS!

Dirty Harry · Post by **Dirty Harry** » 2002-10-17 09:31am

I've seen some quite mad fundies here but when it comes to pure self-delusion and illogic, Chick really stands out above the rest.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-10-17 11:02am

The funny thing is that the militant pagans aren't those who exclusively worship the Great Mother Goddess.

However, there ARE militant pagans*, but they tend to worship Indo-European pantheons rather than the pre-Indo-European "Goddess Cult."

BTW, when I saw the title, I thought Jack Chick had made a Star Trek spoof.....

*For example, the infamous norwegian nutcase Varg Vikernes, who burned several churches of great historical value, because they were built on sacred pagan sites. He's currently in prison.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-10-17 11:18am

This must stem from the fact that billions of people have told Chick that he is an insane fuck head, therefore they must all be part of the evil anti-Christian One World Government out to get him because he worships Jebus.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-17 05:27pm

Chick must be paranoid. He thinks that if he keeps punping this stuff out, he'll go to heaven.

"Only his clothes remain. He's gone up to heaven!"

"No, he's taking a shower."

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2002-10-17 05:47pm

Poor Bobby

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-10-18 08:49am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Chick must be paranoid. He thinks that if he keeps punping this stuff out, he'll go to heaven.

That explains something....