I've fallen...and I can't get up!
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I've fallen...and I can't get up!
This is why I wear a helmet while mountain biking, and it's also a good object lesson in proper tire selection. This is why you don't use semi-slick tires in mud. No traction = a fall waiting to happen.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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The guy is aeriusComosicus wrote:Was that guy really waiting to be photographed?
And aerius, you're laughing, so you didn't get hurt
I've had quite a few falls like that recently, damned ice and snow is even worse than mud.. That and not knowing the tracks have been the source of many joyous moments (at least for the guys riding with me).
BTW, I really like the photo I have as avatar. Yesterday we went to the mountains, picked one which apparently had no snow. And it didn't for most of the tracks.. until we arrived to a downhill track in a valley with no Sun..
Yes and no. I was suppose to do something cool like jumping my bike or something while riding down that trail, and the guy would take a picture of me when, well, I did something cool that would be photo worthy. Unfortunately I lost traction and fell, which the photographer thought was pretty cool so he took a picture of that.Comosicus wrote:Was that guy really waiting to be photographed?
I see you've discovered the joy of winter riding. The good part is it doesn't hurt when you fall on snow.Colonel Olrik wrote:I've had quite a few falls like that recently, damned ice and snow is even worse than mud.. That and not knowing the tracks have been the source of many joyous moments (at least for the guys riding with me).
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
I always seem to fall on the ice.aerius wrote:I see you've discovered the joy of winter riding. The good part is it doesn't hurt when you fall on snow.
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Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash
Are you sure this isn't like that time Michael Jackson stopped by your house so he could use the bathroom? - Superman
I wish I had a picture of the time he rode right into a tree!
He was leading me and several other people on a group ride not to far from my home..he was out front riding with one hand while giving us the guided tour and pointing out the sights. He uh, kinda wasn't paying enough attention to where he was going and smacked right into a tree!
He was leading me and several other people on a group ride not to far from my home..he was out front riding with one hand while giving us the guided tour and pointing out the sights. He uh, kinda wasn't paying enough attention to where he was going and smacked right into a tree!
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
- Havok
muse wrote:I wish I had a picture of the time he rode right into a tree!
He was leading me and several other people on a group ride not to far from my home..he was out front riding with one hand while giving us the guided tour and pointing out the sights. He uh, kinda wasn't paying enough attention to where he was going and smacked right into a tree!
I can laugh because I know he didn't die. Though maybe he suffered horrible brain damage? Might explain why he went looking for dolphin sex... That was you who found it, right? Or am I going old and senile?
Both?
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This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
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The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
As far as I know Shep was the one who introduced Dolphinsex.org to SD.net. I came across it on my first day on this board way back when, ah the memories.RogueIce wrote:I can laugh because I know he didn't die. Though maybe he suffered horrible brain damage? Might explain why he went looking for dolphin sex... That was you who found it, right? Or am I going old and senile?
Both?
Shep introduces us to Dolphinsex.org
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." Albert Einstein
EBC's Devonian Deviant | GALE's Supplementary Bi Brit | BoTM's Raw Recruit | GDC's Horny Delphinidae | I'm with RMA | CoIB