Fun at Wal Mart tonight

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-03-18 04:34pm

The Aliens wrote:You'd think a company the size of Wal-Mart would be able to give the poor chap a plunger.

Meh, Walmart managers are sadistic SOBs.

Galvatron wrote:Hey Supes, did it look anything like this?

Holy..... Shit.

<right-click, save as>

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2004-03-18 05:00pm

I've dealt with this kind of thing before, including one time having a guy shit in the middle of the bathroom floor. It isn't pleasant in the slightest.

The mistake the Wal-Mart manager made was that he ignored one of the fundamental rules of leadership, which especially applies to store-level employees: never ask an employee to do something you wouldn't be willing to do yourself. If your employees respect you and know that you're working with them rather than them working for you, they're more likely to do what you tell them.
In fact, if this particular incident happened at my store, I would probably go in there and clean it myself, simply because I wouldn't be able to justify foisting the job on to one of my employees.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-03-18 06:04pm

Galvatron wrote:Hey Supes, did it look anything like this?

Alright, into the folder of wrong it goes...

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2004-03-20 12:49am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:
Damn and I was just going to taunt the no health care, welfare cases that work Wal-mart by singing "Internationalle" but no. Actually the water pressure on safeway toilets is so high, I am suprised that the porciline doesn't implode....

The most powerful toilets I've ever come across, were the one in the park when I worked at Great America in Santa Clara, CA. They had more pressure than the employee bathrooms so I'd do my business in the "quieter" sections of the park.

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2004-03-20 02:09pm

Galvatron wrote:Hey Supes, did it look anything like this?

I have the feeling that that is a fake, or if it is real, it was done that way on purpose, rather than due to negligance. For one thing, it is too solid to be diarrhea, yet it doesn't have the colon shaped consistancy of proper poo. For another thing, it's too damn brown, proper poo has at least a little orange mixed in. To me, it looks more like a pile of mud with a little water spritzed on the top. Third, is that a plastic bag I see floating on the top? Either that's mud in there, or someone collected their shit for a looong time, then dumped it all in there at once and snapped a photo of it.

For those wondering why I'm not expressing disgust, I've dealt with a similiar situation myself. That's right, it's story-time again:

I used to work at the local Dairy Queen. Well, one day, I was running the front counter. I happen to see someone run in the front door grabbing their ass. Okay, I took it in stride. I live in a psuedo-hicktown, I see weirder things daily. Anyways, about half an hour later, a co-worker decides to go take a piss. Minutes later he comes back, telling me that there's someone in the stall, as the door was closed and locked, and the bathroom reeks like you wouldn't believe.

Now, another quarter-hour passes. Now the on-duty manager decides he needs to go take a piss as well. He goes, and comes back a little later. He remarks that there is one stinky bastard in the stall, and he swore that he saw a little spatter of shit on the floor. This is where the story turns gross.

The manager and the aformentioned co-worker decide to go check this out, as the stall had been occupied for quite some time. Now, this part of the story was only related to me later by these two. Apparently, they entered the bathroom, plugging their noses. A polite knocking establishes that the stall, though locked, is, in fact, empty. The manager backs up a little and looks under the stall door.

"See! See!! I knew I saw shit on the floor!"

Now aware of the fact that this was serious, and there would be a mess to clean up, the manager uses a credit card to unlock the stall door and open it up. They look inside.

"Oh...my...fucking...gawd!"

(cue the chant of 'whisky tango foxtrot' here)

Now, back to me, the poor, innocent, oblivious worker running the front counter. My co-worker comes back, kind of hesitant.

"Damien, er, Rich (my manager) says there's no toilet paper left in the men's bathroom and needs you to refill it."

Okay, I can do that, just a regular part of the job. I go in back, grab the roll of toilet paper, and go into the bathroom. Wrinkling my nose at the odd smell, I proceed to the stall. I open it. It didn't creak like the door of a haunted house, but believe me, that sound, if there, would have fit the situation perfectly. I look in the stall. I turn around, walk out of the bathroom, and find my manager, out in the lobby, trying very hard not to laugh.

"What...the fuck...is that?!" I say, pointing towards the bathroom.

"Exactly what it looks like," was the reply.

At this point, two customers, male, were about to go to the bathroom. Being the helpful worker that I am, I jump in their way, "Er, you probably don't want to go in there. Um, something...er...'happened' in there."

They caught the gist of my tone and left rather promptly, while my manager was giving himself a hernia in trying not to burst out laughing.

Now, the part that everyone was waiting for, the description of the stall itself.

It was as if someone had fed liquidized shit into a rotary sprinkler, put the sprinkler on top of the toilet, closed the stall door, and set it off. The shit was *everywhere*! It was all over the toilet, all over the walls, even on the stall door, which sits opposite the toilet. The worst part was the person had actually taken the time to lock the door after him to give himself some escape time. Two cans of disinfectent/deoderizing spray, a bucket and a half of hot mop water, and half an hour of work later, my manager decided to give me the rest of the day off for cleaning it up.

-Damien

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2004-03-20 02:13pm

After going through some of the pictures on the site, it looked a little like the 'jerseyshit' one (hit one of the 1-10 rating buttons and the picture will change), except all that stuff on the floor was also on the walls.

-Damien

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-03-20 02:14pm

Oni Koneko Damien wrote:I have the feeling that that is a fake, or if it is real, it was done that way on purpose, rather than due to negligance. For one thing, it is too solid to be diarrhea, yet it doesn't have the colon shaped consistancy of proper poo. For another thing, it's too damn brown, proper poo has at least a little orange mixed in. To me, it looks more like a pile of mud with a little water spritzed on the top. Third, is that a plastic bag I see floating on the top? Either that's mud in there, or someone collected their shit for a looong time, then dumped it all in there at once and snapped a photo of it.

Wow. You really know your shit, don't you?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-03-20 04:08pm

Oni Koneko Damien wrote:<SNIP>

Why the hell didn't you guys try to detain the diarrheic cretin and make him clean his mess? I would have...

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-03-20 04:17pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Oni Koneko Damien wrote:<SNIP>
Why the hell didn't you guys try to detain the diarrheic cretin and make him clean his mess? I would have...

He was probably long gone- locked the stall door and my guess is he hopped out the window. God only knows how he managed to wipe...

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-03-20 08:14pm

Galvatron wrote:Hey Supes, did it look anything like this?

That is the first time my jaw has literally dropped at looking at picture...

WHY DID I CLICK ON IT?!

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-03-20 09:06pm

Nathan F wrote:That is the first time my jaw has literally dropped at looking at picture...

Really? My jaw had the opposite reaction. It clenched tightly so as to prevent the shit from flying off the screen and into my mouth. Just the usual instinctive reaction whenever I see something gross.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-03-20 09:07pm

Nathan F wrote:
Galvatron wrote:Hey Supes, did it look anything like this?
That is the first time my jaw has literally dropped at looking at picture...

WHY DID I CLICK ON IT?!

I think it's just brownie mix so you can close your jaw.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-03-21 03:21am

Oni Koneko Damien wrote:*snip*
-Damien

LOL

Something similar happened to the local Sams Club. Only this dickhead did it in one of the piss stalls and got it EVERYWHERE. Even on the fucking sink, the mirror, and the damn door handle! Needless to say, getting out was interesting....

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2004-03-22 09:53pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Why the hell didn't you guys try to detain the diarrheic cretin and make him clean his mess? I would have...

As was already pointed out, the cowardly bastard was long gone before the mess was discovered. There are two entrances to the store, and only one is visible from the front counter. The little shit probably got out the other way, at least ten to fifteen minutes before anyone else went in the bathroom. He was a smart bastard too, he locked the door, giving the illusion that someone was still in the stall, giving him more time to run.

-Damien