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ROFL!! I think I'm gonna register on it too. Straha would be welcome too
ROFL!! I think I'm gonna register on it too. Straha would be welcome too
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I shall now try to join.
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Ah, yes. I used to know these people. Their admin was an asshole. DoS kiddy too. =pEinhander Sn0m4n wrote:http://www.lpsg.org/cgi-bin/YaBB.cgi?
ROFL!! I think I'm gonna register on it too. Straha would be welcome too
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Holy. Fucking. SHIT!!
That's a good photoshop...
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Holy fuckety poo!
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
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I've heard of "trouser snakes" before, but that's a trouser anaconda!
That guy part sandworm or something?
Anyhow, reminds me of a spam I heard about once that had the subject title "Makes Your Dick So Big It Scares People!!!" The person bringing the spam up as conversation asked the audience to ponder the situation of a young man named Dave who had undergone the "treatment" proposed:
DAVE (seeing pretty girl at party): "Hi! I'm Dave ---"
GIRL: "Oh, hi, I'm - " (looking down) "aaaAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!" (runs away)
Obviously, if your social/sex life wasn't hopeless before, it will be now...
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And it was so big that I couldn't use regular condoms! I had to use my socks!Superman wrote:What a bunch of morons. I can just imagine the conversation.
*crying in front of group* "...and I could never ride a bicycle like the other kids because... *sniff* my penis was too big!" *breaks down crying*
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Supernatural Taisen - "[This Story] is essentially "Wouldn't it be awesome if this happened?" Followed by explosions."
Reviewing movies is a lot like Paleontology: The Evidence is there...but no one seems to agree upon it.
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Because... no, that conjures up some rather unpleasant mental imagery.Majin Gojira wrote:AAARRGH! MY EYES! WHY DID I CLICK THE PICTURE LINK!
So shall we then blame General Electric?
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\Superman wrote:*crying in front of group* "...and I could never ride a bicycle like the other kids because... *sniff* my penis was too big!" *breaks down crying*
HEY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE TAUNTED FOR NOT RIDING A BIKE!?
When I was a young kid, all the other kids had trikies, and so did I! And then as I grew up it became more and more awkward, untill eventually I just couldn't ride the bike anymore. I couldn't enjoy quality time, and excercise my body because one little (snarf snarf) part of my body dedcided to overdose on the HGH. And that's exactly why I turned out the way I am... ::sniff sniff::
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Mine's bigger.
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ROFL!!! I never had any problems with my Big Red Railgun other than one or two guys declining my offers to plow their fields... Oh well, their loss ^_~Straha wrote:\Superman wrote:*crying in front of group* "...and I could never ride a bicycle like the other kids because... *sniff* my penis was too big!" *breaks down crying*
HEY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE TAUNTED FOR NOT RIDING A BIKE!?
When I was a young kid, all the other kids had trikies, and so did I! And then as I grew up it became more and more awkward, untill eventually I just couldn't ride the bike anymore. I couldn't enjoy quality time, and excercise my body because one little (snarf snarf) part of my body dedcided to overdose on the HGH. And that's exactly why I turned out the way I am... ::sniff sniff::
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Ever had people shout "Look at Michael's (Or insert you name) dick!" in a changeroom after swimming lessons?Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROFL!!! I never had any problems with my Big Red Railgun other than one or two guys declining my offers to plow their fields... Oh well, their loss ^_~
That was a weird ass moment.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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Sure, send Zaia over and I'll be glad to show her.Comosicus wrote:You must prove it.Vertigo1 wrote:
Mine's bigger.
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