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Man hit while chasing half-full beer can across freeway

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http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/101502 ... toped.html

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ABC13 Eyewitness News
(10/15/02) — A rush hour accident brought traffic to a halt on the Southwest Freeway.

Around 4:30 Tuesday afternoon, a man was struck by a black Chevy truck. The driver stopped to render aid to the victim. Police say the man who was hit was running across the freeway chasing after a partially empty can of beer.

The victim was taken to Memorial Hermann Hospital where he is listed in critical condition. No word if the driver will face any charges.
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Hey! That's down here in Houston... :shock:

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! OMFG, that's hilarious!
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No tv and no beer make Homer something something.

You mean crazy?

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I want my beer dammit! But personally, I prefer vodka.

I got a friend who's practically an alcoholic. But I doubt even he'd do something like this!
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My Beer!

Yes I do prefer Vodka but even I would never do somthing so idioitc

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Mr Bean wrote:My Beer!

Yes I do prefer Vodka but even I would never do somthing so idioitc
He was vely, vely drunk
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Now that's fucked up.
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A man and his beer must never part?

Some people. :roll:
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Most importantly, was the beer critically injured? THAT would be a true catastrophe.... :wink:
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DARWIN AWARD!!!








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Wicked Pilot wrote:DARWIN AWARD!!!
I second that. :P
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Wicked Pilot wrote:DARWIN AWARD!!!
Definitely
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Wicked Pilot wrote:DARWIN AWARD!!!








(Assuming he dies or had his testicles run over that is.)
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DARWIN AWARD!!!







exactly
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:lol:

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Darwin Award.... maybe he was so drunk that when he dropped his beer he saw 6 of them roll away and thought "wow, a magical reproducing beer!"... just a thought
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not his fault, he was drunk.
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uhm... that's just FUBAR...
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Hyperion wrote:uhm... that's just FUBAR...
No, it's GREAT! He's doing his part to remove himself from the gene pool.
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Homer beer no think well without.
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