What- no pornographic fanfics?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-16 10:19pm

I once saw a story on Stileproject about Data raping a hologram of Lore.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2002-10-16 10:21pm

Ted wrote:You really need help Pablo, pray that Shep gives you some.

The audience was crying out... and anyway, I live to joke. Like my entry for Hit-Man's Hentai contest.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-16 11:47pm

Erm. Pablo, no offense, but that was just another example of why lemons usually suck so bad. Someone might have actually been trying to write something like that.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-10-17 06:16am

LMAO! that was hilarious

Erm. Pablo, no offense, but that was just another example of why lemons usually suck so bad. Someone might have actually been trying to write something like that.

Just btw a real lemon would include more descriptions of cum.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-10-17 02:41pm

*shudder*

That is definately not someting i ever want to read again. ever

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-17 04:19pm

www.shabbyblue.net you little hentai

Dear God what is that thing!?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-10-17 08:00pm

Standard Lemon Fare

Troi was sitting in her quarters and masturbating, but it wasn't working out for her.

"Oh god I need to get fucked," she thought, "but Picard is ugly and Riker is gay!"

Just then, Data kicked in her door, clad only in leather chaps and a black cowboy hat.

"Please state the nature of your sexual emergency," he said.

"I need sex," Troi replied.

"I am... fully functional... bay-bee!" Data responded. He then began to moonwalk around Troi's quarters.

"How functional, Data?" Troi asked, really starting to get worked up.

The bot started to say, "I am equipped with a forty centimet--"

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?" Captain Picard yelled as he stormed into the room, followed by a half-dozen security troopers, including Worf.

"Just a bit of harmless sex, Captain," Data replied.

"Oh. Nothing wrong with that, right men? Go to Silver Alert!" Picard ordered.

At this, the lights dimmed, and a disco ball descended from a recessed hole in the ceiling. Data adjusted his positronic processer, and he began to emit a compendium of popular porno tracks.

"BOW-BOW-CHICKA-CHICKA-BOW-BOW!" his speakers boomed.

As semi-naked women stormed into the room, the entire crew began to boogie down... and down... and down...

!!BOW-BOW-CHICKA-CHICKA-BOW-BOW!!

HOLY FUCKING MONUMENTAL TURDS OF SATURN!!!!!! THAT WAS ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! NEXT CHAPTER PLEASE!!!!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-17 08:01pm

Ui......

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2002-10-17 10:59pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:NEXT CHAPTER PLEASE!!!!

No. I was just making a point... that 90% of all pornographic fanfiction sucks, 5% is passable, and 5% has not and will never be released.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-17 11:08pm

I dunno, I thought it was pretty damned funny.

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2002-10-18 01:22am

Mike, I could do that, If you wanted. I'll drag up a semi-porn fanfic that I wrote for EOTF. You might like it.

-Dameon

Oddity · Post by **Oddity** » 2002-10-18 08:34am

Darth Wong wrote:Just a suggestion

Sure, how about a threesome between Jar-Jar Binks, Kirk and Thrawn?

JAR-JAR: Mesa horny!
KIRK: Damn! You ripped my skirt! Where's my whip?
<CRACK>
JAR-JAR: Ouch! Yousa crazy!

<CRACK>
THRAWN: Oh, that was so artisticlly done.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-18 09:46am

Crazy Ivan wrote:Sure, how about a threesome between Jar-Jar Binks, Kirk and Thrawn?

You are a sick, sick person, and you need to be medicated.

Oddity · Post by **Oddity** » 2002-10-18 09:49am

Darth Wong wrote:
Crazy Ivan wrote:Sure, how about a threesome between Jar-Jar Binks, Kirk and Thrawn?
You are a sick, sick person, and you need to be medicated.

Thank you!

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-10-18 10:52am

Crazy Ivan wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Just a suggestion
Sure, how about a threesome between Jar-Jar Binks, Kirk and Thrawn?

JAR-JAR: Mesa horny!
KIRK: Damn! You ripped my skirt! Where's my whip?
<CRACK>
JAR-JAR: Ouch! Yousa crazy!

<CRACK>
THRAWN: Oh, that was so artisticlly done.

MY EYES MY EYES!!!!!

I SWEAR on my soul there will be NO Thrawn/Kirk threesomes, twosomes or bestilaity in Stracrossed...DAMN I think I'm going to be ill.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-10-18 10:57am

Hey Stravo what about Kirk+Thrawn+Luke+Leia?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-18 11:00am

How about you go fuck yourself.

Mike! Can you ban Cpt_Frank from the FanFic board?
I take that personal.

~Cpt_Frank

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-10-18 11:01am

Cpt_Frank wrote:Hey Stravo what about Kirk+Thrawn+Luke+Leia?

Three on one...if you're GAY you might like that but I prefer a Kirk+Mara+Leia+Uhura combo - that way we get a little interracial action added as well and if we really wanna get funky we add in a little interspecies action with T'Pol brought through a time warp to act as a fluffer for Kirk.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-18 11:19am

Stravo wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Hey Stravo what about Kirk+Thrawn+Luke+Leia?
Three on one...if you're GAY you might like that but I prefer a Kirk+Mara+Leia+Uhura combo - that way we get a little interracial action added as well and if we really wanna get funky we add in a little interspecies action with T'Pol brought through a time warp to act as a fluffer for Kirk.

You'd probably do first Luke and Mara, then Luke, Mara, Leia, then have Leia and Kirk, then Leia, Mara, Kirk, with Mara acting under cover to kill Kirk or something.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-10-18 11:26am

Ted wrote:
Stravo wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Hey Stravo what about Kirk+Thrawn+Luke+Leia?
Three on one...if you're GAY you might like that but I prefer a Kirk+Mara+Leia+Uhura combo - that way we get a little interracial action added as well and if we really wanna get funky we add in a little interspecies action with T'Pol brought through a time warp to act as a fluffer for Kirk.
You'd probably do first Luke and Mara, then Luke, Mara, Leia, then have Leia and Kirk, then Leia, Mara, Kirk, with Mara acting under cover to kill Kirk or something.

Stop reading my outlines Ted, you're ruining it for everyone!

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-18 11:35am

Stravo wrote:
Ted wrote:
Stravo wrote: Three on one...if you're GAY you might like that but I prefer a Kirk+Mara+Leia+Uhura combo - that way we get a little interracial action added as well and if we really wanna get funky we add in a little interspecies action with T'Pol brought through a time warp to act as a fluffer for Kirk.
You'd probably do first Luke and Mara, then Luke, Mara, Leia, then have Leia and Kirk, then Leia, Mara, Kirk, with Mara acting under cover to kill Kirk or something.
Stop reading my outlines Ted, you're ruining it for everyone!

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-10-18 01:34pm

Crazy you are one dead motherfucker when I get my hands on you!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-18 03:17pm

www.shabbyblue.net you little hentai

I say again.

Dear God, what is that thing?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-10-18 03:41pm

Cyril wrote:
www.shabbyblue.net you little hentai
I say again.

Dear God, what is that thing?

I'd say it is mildly amusing?

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-10-18 03:54pm

Ted wrote:
Stravo wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Hey Stravo what about Kirk+Thrawn+Luke+Leia?
Three on one...if you're GAY you might like that but I prefer a Kirk+Mara+Leia+Uhura combo - that way we get a little interracial action added as well and if we really wanna get funky we add in a little interspecies action with T'Pol brought through a time warp to act as a fluffer for Kirk.
You'd probably do first Luke and Mara, then Luke, Mara, Leia, then have Leia and Kirk, then Leia, Mara, Kirk, with Mara acting under cover to kill Kirk or something.

How 'bout adding Admiral Janeway to that?

Oh and for the record I am not gay.

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

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