WTF Factor: a DICK Pop (Like Ring pop only perverted!)

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WTF Factor: a DICK Pop (Like Ring pop only perverted!)

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I bought this fairly innocently at a Video Update (video rental) in Christiansburg Va. Granted I noticed a few phallic qualities before purchasing, but I didn't know what you're seeing here till I got home.

Yes, it is a candy shaped like a cock, marketed to kids, that you suck on. And yes, when you squeeze the shaft it squirts a viscous goo from the tip, that you can either take straight into your mouth or lick off of the head. What...the...fuck?

Ok, first off, how could this idea POSSIBLY become marketed without ANYONE in the commitee on these kinda things noticing that its a fucking BLOWJOB POP? How is this possible?! Omg.

The worst part is when I was trying so hard to squeeze the flavor juice out and it shot straight down my throat. Now I know how chicks feel.
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Umm forgot to mention...

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The above bit of, ummmmm, I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE AS TO WHAT TO CALL IT!!! was brought to you by the letters JOINT, 3, and BONG; and the numbers 3 and FUCKYOU; and the creator of this site: http://leet.legendsalliance.com/ Lata and "Can You Tell Me How To Get, How To Get To Sinsemilla Streeeet? How To Get to Sinsemilla Streeeet?..."
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HOLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is just plain nasty! :evil:
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Are you high on something?

Go sleep it off.
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IF YOU BUY THIS PRODUCT

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After seeing that, I certainly will not be getting very good sleep tonight.
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What happens when you find a chick who likes these things, hhmmm? :wink:
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Well, they would make inexpensive gifts for such women... :P
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Re: Umm forgot to mention...

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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:The above bit of, ummmmm, I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE AS TO WHAT TO CALL IT!!! was brought to you by the letters JOINT, 3, and BONG; and the numbers 3 and FUCKYOU; and the creator of this site: http://leet.legendsalliance.com/ Lata and "Can You Tell Me How To Get, How To Get To Sinsemilla Streeeet? How To Get to Sinsemilla Streeeet?..."
You've been listening to "Stoned on Sesame Street" way too much Einhander.
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*Reminds me of Dickletts*
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Dont ever mention things liken that anymore.
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That's just plain wrong.
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Post by Ted »

Duh

They'll probably make a clitoris version soon.
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No...they already have the boobs...:twisted:
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Ted wrote:Duh

They'll probably make a clitoris version soon.
Let me know when they do. :wink:
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LOL!
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XaLEv wrote:
Ted wrote:Duh

They'll probably make a clitoris version soon.
Let me know when they do. :wink:
I'd like to know too. :mrgreen:
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Tosho wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
Ted wrote:Duh

They'll probably make a clitoris version soon.
Let me know when they do. :wink:
I'd like to know too. :mrgreen:
I TOLD you guys already...they have a BOOB version...UGH!
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verilon wrote:I TOLD you guys already...they have a BOOB version...UGH!
tits != clits
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verilon wrote:
Tosho wrote:
XaLEv wrote: Let me know when they do. :wink:
I'd like to know too. :mrgreen:
I TOLD you guys already...they have a BOOB version...UGH!
Why dont you get your partner to get boob enlargements then?
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Ted wrote:
verilon wrote:
Tosho wrote: I'd like to know too. :mrgreen:
I TOLD you guys already...they have a BOOB version...UGH!
Why dont you get your partner to get boob enlargements then?
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