Flying Shark vs. Flying Crocodile

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-03-22 12:22am

For those of you who have been watching Adult Swim. Who will win?

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Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-03-22 12:36am

Shark has rocket engines, suggesting far greater possible speed. He can disengage at will whenever circumstances are not in his favor, denying the crocodile victory. He then need only wait for the proper time to strike: a single shark bite on a crocodile will be the end of it.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-03-22 12:37am

I would say the flying crocodiles,cause without the rocketpack the shark is nothing more than a fish out of water.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-03-22 01:07am

The flying crocodile has legs, a huge advantage, as they will no doubt grapple each other.

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2004-03-22 01:20am

Who copied who? Did Discovery or Cartoon Network decide to do the VS first?

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2004-03-22 02:06am

There is only one creature more deadly then a flying shark. And that would be a flying shark with a laser. Shark wins.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2004-03-22 09:41am

I'll take the shark.

Aerodynamic, fins, and a circle and bite attack. Plus they're cooler. Especially with lasers...

Crocs just sit there and give up the initiative.

mauldooku · Post by **mauldooku** » 2004-03-22 09:44am

Shark ;o

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-03-22 12:48pm

Depends on the type of shark and crocodile.

How about Steve Irwin vs. flying croc?

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2004-03-22 12:54pm

Demiurge wrote:Depends on the type of shark and crocodile.

How about Steve Irwin vs. flying croc?

Well that's not exactly fair, since Irwen has a working character shield.

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2004-03-22 01:22pm

Sharks have gills, Crocs have lungs.
Unless the contest takes place under salt water, the shark loses!
If the shark has some kind of reverse SCUBA gear, he can't bite, without removing his mouthpiece.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-03-22 01:38pm

EmperorChrostas the Cruel wrote:Sharks have gills, Crocs have lungs.
Unless the contest takes place under salt water, the shark loses!
If the shark has some kind of reverse SCUBA gear, he can't bite, without removing his mouthpiece.

There we go! See, people have to think logically about this stuff!

StimNeuro · Post by **StimNeuro** » 2004-03-22 01:40pm

'But the crocodile has teeth all the way to the back. He can do this. <Moves hands to simulate a crocodile bite.'

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-03-22 02:25pm

EmperorChrostas the Cruel wrote:Sharks have gills, Crocs have lungs.
Unless the contest takes place under salt water, the shark loses!
If the shark has some kind of reverse SCUBA gear, he can't bite, without removing his mouthpiece.

Now, I'm not an expert on sharks, but wouldn't you just need to connect the gear over the gills, not the mouth?

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-03-22 04:25pm

Alyeska wrote:Who copied who? Did Discovery or Cartoon Network decide to do the VS first?

The Discovery Channel announced theirs first, and then CN parodied it. Come on, not even the guys that run Adult Swim are random enough to come up with "Flying Shark vs. Flying Crocodile" in a vacuum.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-03-22 06:41pm

What, no flying piranhas?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-03-23 12:42am

I forgot something very important!

The Flying Shark cannot breathe air. Therefore, he loses.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2004-03-23 01:18am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:The flying crocodile has legs, a huge advantage, as they will no doubt grapple each other.

Crocodiles do not grapple, they get a bite, then just thrash about to rip their opponent's muscle apart and let them bleed. It's primarily a spinning motion, which might be a little harder to do in the air.

I'm not too sure how much protection the shark's hide will afford, but I know crocodiles are tough. One easy way the shark can win this is to clamp the crocodile's jaws shut so they can't open in the first place. They may have immense crushing power, but even duct tape can hold their jaws together.

I'm going with the shark. They're just cooler

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-03-23 01:24am

Exonerate wrote: Crocodiles do not grapple, they get a bite, then just thrash about to rip their opponent's muscle apart and let them bleed. It's primarily a spinning motion, which might be a little harder to do in the air.

You obviously have not seen the pictures of the Flying Shark and Flying Crocodile. Both have arms, and the Crocodile has legs.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2004-03-23 02:12am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Exonerate wrote: Crocodiles do not grapple, they get a bite, then just thrash about to rip their opponent's muscle apart and let them bleed. It's primarily a spinning motion, which might be a little harder to do in the air.
You obviously have not seen the pictures of the Flying Shark and Flying Crocodile. Both have arms, and the Crocodile has legs.

I did. Grappling in the air tends to make both parties involved spin out of control

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2004-03-23 02:22am

Exonerate wrote:
I'm not too sure how much protection the shark's hide will afford, but I know crocodiles are tough.

Something I learned from Discovery's Croc Vs. Shark. The shark's skin is made up of tiny over lapping teeth, and is as tough as a few inches of leather.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2004-03-23 05:10am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:What, no flying piranhas?

Which movie? 2 or 3?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-03-23 12:50pm

EmperorMing wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:What, no flying piranhas?
Which movie? 2 or 3?

Two, because it was Jim Cameron's first film and I had no idea a third existed.

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