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Fuck im so fucking suprised this fucking topic hasn't been fucking closed all-fucking-ready, what the fuck is this fucking world comming to you fucking fucks?!
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Excellent, must get in my fucking spam.
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The fucking fuckers haven't fucking gotten around to fucking closing the goddamn fucking thread yet. Damn hatfuckers.

Hehe, that sounds vaguely insulting.

17 words, 6 containing "fuck" = 39.3%

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how about this: "goddamn hatffuckers are on the fucking edge of getting the fucking thread fucking closed because some fucking people don't fucking know how not to fucking spam when it's not fucking appropriate to fucking do it."

nine instances out of 35. hrrm. . .i could probably do better. is hat fucker one word or two?
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I think we are going for overall use of the word fuck and not a percentage.

Can't you fucking moronic fuckwitted half-fucking-cocked redneck pieces of fucking inbred hillbillie genetic inter-fucking, asshat fucking pieces of fucking shit get the fucking point of the god-forsaken fucking thread fucking right?

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Fuck that man, why the fuck did you fuckin fuck that car up you fuckin motherfuckin asshole fuckin piece of fuckin shit, I fuckin oughtta fuck you fuckin up and fuckin take your fuckin pissass and fuckin rip your fuckin heart fuckin out, you fuckin piece of FUCK.

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justifier wrote:I think we are going for overall use of the word fuck and not a percentage.
*nods* otherwise, "Fuck." would win by default. 1 word, 1 fuck = 100%

Jesus Fucking Christ fucking his mother with the earnings from Passion, you fucking hatfuckers, what the fuck is your major fucking malfunction?

Damnit. 5. *keeps trying*
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Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:
justifier wrote:I think we are going for overall use of the word fuck and not a percentage.
*nods* otherwise, "Fuck." would win by default. 1 word, 1 fuck = 100%

Jesus Fucking Christ fucking his mother with the earnings from Passion, you fucking hatfuckers, what the fuck is your major fucking malfunction?

Damnit. 5. *keeps trying*
There's always inserting fuck into a word.

Mal-fucking-unction for instance.

Or maybe Mal-fuck-tion.
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For fuck's sake, haven't any of you fuckers ever watched South Park?
[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long

[farting noises]
[Terrance:] Hmm!
[farting noises]
[laughing]
[farting noises]
[Some Guy:] What's going on here?
[farting noises]
[People:] OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
[Terrance:] uncle fucka

[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle fucka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
[Everyone: (laughing)]
[People:] Uncle fucka... thats
[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa tonight...

[Phillip:] Suck my balls!
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What the fucking fuck is this fucked up fucking fuck of a fucking place and its fucking fucked up fucks who fuck around with fucking lousy fucking topics and fuckwits who fuck around and fuck up fucking everything they fucking touch like the fucking fuckwits they fucking are.

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