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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

http://www.lpsg.org/cgi-bin/YaBB.cgi?

ROFL!! I think I'm gonna register on it too. Straha would be welcome too ;) :teeth: :twisted: :twisted:
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The Large Penis Support Group would like to thank the Size Queen's Club for their endless and much-needed help. :P
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I shall now try to join. :P
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I have the picture of the admin:

Not inlined for obvious reasons

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:shock:

Worth a look... :wink:
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:http://www.lpsg.org/cgi-bin/YaBB.cgi?

ROFL!! I think I'm gonna register on it too. Straha would be welcome too ;) :teeth: :twisted: :twisted:
Ah, yes. I used to know these people. Their admin was an asshole. DoS kiddy too. =p
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What a bunch of morons. I can just imagine the conversation.

*crying in front of group* "...and I could never ride a bicycle like the other kids because... *sniff* my penis was too big!" *breaks down crying*
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yet again even more proof there really is a group for everything out there.
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Comosicus wrote:I have the picture of the admin:

Not inlined for obvious reasons

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Holy. Fucking. SHIT!!

That's a good photoshop... :shock: :shock:
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I hope so.
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Comosicus wrote:I have the picture of the admin:

Not inlined for obvious reasons

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Holy fuckety poo!
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Comosicus wrote:I have the picture of the admin:

Not inlined for obvious reasons

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I've heard of "trouser snakes" before, but that's a trouser anaconda!

That guy part sandworm or something?

Anyhow, reminds me of a spam I heard about once that had the subject title "Makes Your Dick So Big It Scares People!!!" The person bringing the spam up as conversation asked the audience to ponder the situation of a young man named Dave who had undergone the "treatment" proposed:

DAVE (seeing pretty girl at party): "Hi! I'm Dave ---"
GIRL: "Oh, hi, I'm - " (looking down) "aaaAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!" (runs away)

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Superman wrote:What a bunch of morons. I can just imagine the conversation.

*crying in front of group* "...and I could never ride a bicycle like the other kids because... *sniff* my penis was too big!" *breaks down crying*
And it was so big that I couldn't use regular condoms! I had to use my socks!
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is the Chojin a member?
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he must have mistaken cthulhu as a god of endowement. . .
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Majin Gojira wrote:AAARRGH! MY EYES! WHY DID I CLICK THE PICTURE LINK!
Because... no, that conjures up some rather unpleasant mental imagery.

So shall we then blame General Electric?
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I have seen this website before. There was an article in the Register about it.
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Superman wrote:*crying in front of group* "...and I could never ride a bicycle like the other kids because... *sniff* my penis was too big!" *breaks down crying*
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HEY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE TAUNTED FOR NOT RIDING A BIKE!?

When I was a young kid, all the other kids had trikies, and so did I! And then as I grew up it became more and more awkward, untill eventually I just couldn't ride the bike anymore. I couldn't enjoy quality time, and excercise my body because one little (snarf snarf) part of my body dedcided to overdose on the HGH. And that's exactly why I turned out the way I am... ::sniff sniff::



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Comosicus wrote:I have the picture of the admin:

Not inlined for obvious reasons

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Mine's bigger. ;)
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Vertigo1 wrote:
Comosicus wrote:I have the picture of the admin:

Not inlined for obvious reasons

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Mine's bigger. ;)
You must prove it.

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Straha wrote:
Superman wrote:*crying in front of group* "...and I could never ride a bicycle like the other kids because... *sniff* my penis was too big!" *breaks down crying*
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HEY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE TAUNTED FOR NOT RIDING A BIKE!?

When I was a young kid, all the other kids had trikies, and so did I! And then as I grew up it became more and more awkward, untill eventually I just couldn't ride the bike anymore. I couldn't enjoy quality time, and excercise my body because one little (snarf snarf) part of my body dedcided to overdose on the HGH. And that's exactly why I turned out the way I am... ::sniff sniff::



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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROFL!!! I never had any problems with my Big Red Railgun other than one or two guys declining my offers to plow their fields... Oh well, their loss ^_~
Ever had people shout "Look at Michael's (Or insert you name) dick!" in a changeroom after swimming lessons?

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Comosicus wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:
Mine's bigger. ;)
You must prove it.

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Sure, send Zaia over and I'll be glad to show her. :D
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