[Stewart at SDI] Ultimatum for Stewart Davies

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-03-24 12:25pm

I still kinda wanna see his guns. I'll bet he didn't have any. Oh well, C'est La Vie.

BoredShirtless wrote:
Howedar wrote:some of us still have faith in you!
1 != some

ROFLMAO!!

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-03-24 12:27pm

BoredShirtless wrote:
Howedar wrote:some of us still have faith in you!
1 != some

Next time I'll be sure to put sarcasm tags on my posts for everyone's favorite little VI.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2004-03-24 12:32pm

He was a good troll; a fine troll. He gave nothing to his community, and asked little in return. He was banned as he posted: refusing to present evidence to verify his claims. Stewart was not a rich man. He was not a smart man. He was not a successful man. Nor was he especially social, articulate, or even remotely respected. Neither was he particularly well-liked or hygienic. He will be missed by some posters who were still amused by his antics until another troll decides to visit our fair forums.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2004-03-24 12:59pm

Master of Ossus wrote:He was a good troll; a fine troll. He gave nothing to his community, and asked little in return. He was banned as he posted: refusing to present evidence to verify his claims. Stewart was not a rich man. He was not a smart man. He was not a successful man. Nor was he especially social, articulate, or even remotely respected. Neither was he particularly well-liked or hygienic. He will be missed by some posters who were still amused by his antics until another troll decides to visit our fair forums.

"The only way his life could have been any worse is if some mad scientist dug him up from his grave for some kind of Rejuvenation experiment. He owed me money!"

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-24 01:09pm

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-03-24 01:58pm

Now then, if he'll just make a website...

Tribun · Post by **Tribun** » 2004-03-24 02:41pm

So he is gone for good now?

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-24 02:50pm

Tribun wrote:So he is gone for good now?

he's been banned. i'd say it's safe to say yes.

Mutant Headcrab · Post by **Mutant Headcrab** » 2004-03-24 06:26pm

Do you think Wong is going to put this little fucktard on the debate list in the hate mail section? I mean, he did go the full five rounds and then some. And I think a good post-mortem on this guy would be pretty funny...

18-Till-I-Die · Post by **18-Till-I-Die** » 2004-03-25 06:19am

Mutant Headcrab wrote:Do you think Wong is going to put this little fucktard on the debate list in the hate mail section? I mean, he did go the full five rounds and then some. And I think a good post-mortem on this guy would be pretty funny...

Funny 'ha-ha', or funny 'my how pitiful and extremely idiotic this twat is'?

You could sum up most of his horseshit in one word. And i just typed it

But seriously, i would just love to see someone actually dig through his various claims and try to figure out what the hell he was ying to prove. A psychiatrist would have a feild day studying this guy. I cant imagine why a normal person would create such an elaborate and obviously fctitious 'existance' as Stewie.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2004-03-25 08:12am

Howedar wrote:
BoredShirtless wrote:
Howedar wrote:some of us still have faith in you!
1 != some
Next time I'll be sure to put sarcasm tags on my posts for everyone's favorite little VI.

1 != everyone

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-03-25 08:19am

Trust me, it's more than just Howedar, Bored.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2004-03-25 08:39am

I trust you Spanks.

Cromag · Post by **Cromag** » 2004-03-25 01:24pm

18-Till-I-Die wrote:But seriously, i would just love to see someone actually dig through his various claims and try to figure out what the hell he was ying to prove. A psychiatrist would have a feild day studying this guy. I cant imagine why a normal person would create such an elaborate and obviously fctitious 'existance' as Stewie.

Well, if Stewie wasn't lying, we can expect some kind of report from Phil and Muse (I think) on whatever it was he supposedly sent them.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2004-03-25 01:54pm

Cromag wrote:
Well, if Stewie wasn't lying, we can expect some kind of report from Phil and Muse (I think) on whatever it was he supposedly sent them.

They better make sure the package ain't tickin' when they get it.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2004-03-25 01:59pm

Mutant Headcrab wrote:Do you think Wong is going to put this little fucktard on the debate list in the hate mail section? I mean, he did go the full five rounds and then some. And I think a good post-mortem on this guy would be pretty funny...

It has been a while since Mike did an update. He has a few trolls to add to the hatemail page including Virus-X.

Cromag · Post by **Cromag** » 2004-03-25 03:25pm

KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:
Cromag wrote:
Well, if Stewie wasn't lying, we can expect some kind of report from Phil and Muse (I think) on whatever it was he supposedly sent them.
They better make sure the package ain't tickin' when they get it.

Given Stewie's observed level of knowledge regarding explosives I'm guessing the contents of such a package would consist of: 1 can Coca Cola, 1 pkg Pop Rocks, post-it notes saying, respectively, "1. Dronk Mee", "2. Eet e".

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2004-03-25 11:53pm

You forgot the "adult drinks".

18-Till-I-Die · Post by **18-Till-I-Die** » 2004-03-26 01:15am

Cromag wrote: Given Stewie's observed level of knowledge regarding explosives I'm guessing the contents of such a package would consist of: 1 can Coca Cola, 1 pkg Pop Rocks, post-it notes saying, respectively, "1. Dronk Mee", "2. Eet e".

Jesus! i spit beer all over the screen when i read that! That was fucking helarious!

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-03-26 01:43am

Cromag wrote:Well, if Stewie wasn't lying, we can expect some kind of report from Phil and Muse (I think) on whatever it was he supposedly sent them.

I, too, gave him an address. I'm not terribly concerned though... Stewart would be very foolish indeed to send anything resembling explosives to my Oregon State University mailbox, as we have a nuclear reactor on campus and I don't think the State Police would take kindly to an attempted terrorist attack on-campus.

He also rather pointedly asked me if I was anywhere near Roseburg.

Cromag · Post by **Cromag** » 2004-03-26 02:02am

Uraniun235 wrote:I, too, gave him an address. I'm not terribly concerned though... Stewart would be very foolish indeed to send anything resembling explosives to my Oregon State University mailbox, as we have a nuclear reactor on campus and I don't think the State Police would take kindly to an attempted terrorist attack on-campus.

He also rather pointedly asked me if I was anywhere near Roseburg.

I'm not sure who he was referring to, he just said "Phil and (?)". If it was you, I'm sure you'll get a kick out of whatever it is he sends and want to post it right away.

18, it brings me great joy to learn that I maybe made you snarf, and sadness that it had to be beer that you washed yer screen with.

Incidentally, I'm curious now as to how Stewie got ahold of his particular brand of scanner, I couldn't find a new, retail Paperport 3100 anywhere. I saw it going for $30 (at most) on eBay. The manufacturer's site said they discontinued support for that model back in 2001.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-03-26 02:21am

Cromag wrote:
KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:
Cromag wrote:
Well, if Stewie wasn't lying, we can expect some kind of report from Phil and Muse (I think) on whatever it was he supposedly sent them.
They better make sure the package ain't tickin' when they get it.
Given Stewie's observed level of knowledge regarding explosives I'm guessing the contents of such a package would consist of: 1 can Coca Cola, 1 pkg Pop Rocks, post-it notes saying, respectively, "1. Dronk Mee", "2. Eet e".

Except that it would require atleast two six-packs of cola and I forgot how many bags of pop rocks to do that so he'd get it wrong even if you followed his instructions to the letter.

(Don't ya just love Mythbusters?)

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-03-26 02:26am

18-Till-I-Die wrote:A psychiatrist would have a feild day studying this guy. I cant imagine why a normal person would create such an elaborate and obviously fctitious 'existance' as Stewie.

I actually showed one of his threads to a psychology processor on campus and was like "What the hell is this guy talking about? I've seen dyslexic down syndrome people make more sense than him!"

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-26 02:29am

Vertigo1 wrote:
18-Till-I-Die wrote:A psychiatrist would have a feild day studying this guy. I cant imagine why a normal person would create such an elaborate and obviously fctitious 'existance' as Stewie.
I actually showed one of his threads to a psychology processor on campus and was like "What the hell is this guy talking about? I've seen dyslexic down syndrome people make more sense than him!"

What'd he say? Or was it the professor who made the comment about dyslexic Down's syndrome?