Were you a nasty little boy(or girl)?

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2004-03-24 08:06pm

I know I was/am. I remember from Scout Camps when I was twelve having discussions on girls' pussies and tits with other scouts who would normally be friendly doormats while profusely using shit, damn, and fuck. Of course there are other examples. You?

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-03-24 08:09pm

I was. Now I'm a nasty teenager.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-03-24 08:15pm

I was generally a good kid, but i could harbour grudges with the best of them.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-24 08:17pm

i was sort of a good kid. in that i didn't openly misbehave. however i had friends that would swipe pr0n from their dads' collection and i had hookups at the age of 10 or so. i was a horny little devil.

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2004-03-24 08:20pm

Darth_Zod wrote:i was sort of a good kid. in that i didn't openly misbehave. however i had friends that would swipe pr0n from their dads' collection and i had hookups at the age of 10 or so. i was a horny little devil.

TEN?!!!

Holy shit! Of course, I shouldn't be talking; I had a friend at the time that asked if when my brother, my female cousin, and I had a bath together in our swimsuits if my brother stuck his penis in her vagina(we were 7)

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2004-03-24 08:26pm

Not really. I became my nasty self at around 16. Then whooo, the floodgates did mightily open.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-03-24 08:34pm

Not really, and I'm still not particuarly "nasty".

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-03-24 08:58pm

I was a bad kid. I didn't just shit in my pants, I shit in other kids's pants!

-George Carlin (not exact, I don't have the book with me to find the quote)

But we aren't really talking about that.

I looked at porn from like the age of 9-10 onwards, and had strange discussions about things such as that since long before then. So, yeah.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-03-24 09:14pm

I was horny as hell from about 10 onwards. Started jacking at about 11 or so and fingered a girl at 12. Sadly I've yet to meet up with anyother willing females. Mabye if i didn't spend all my time on this board, playing video games and talking about videogames and other fun places like this on the net with my friends then i'd get some More Pooyh Tang.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-03-24 09:21pm

Other than being a pyromaniac, not doing my homework half the time, and making improvised weapons out of everything I could get my hands on, I was a really nice kid. But then I hit my teens and found that selling stolen porno mags was a really good way to supplement my income. I became known as "the pornstar" for some reason, which wasn't much of an improvement from "pyro".

Strangely enough I had no interest in girls till grade 10.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-03-24 10:14pm

The first 7 years of my life were spent around my teenage siblings and their friends... Three of which are probably some of the most vulgar or twisted people I know. What do you think?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-03-24 10:23pm

aerius wrote:Other than being a pyromaniac, not doing my homework half the time, and making improvised weapons out of everything I could get my hands on, I was a really nice kid. But then I hit my teens and found that selling stolen porno mags was a really good way to supplement my income. I became known as "the pornstar" for some reason, which wasn't much of an improvement from "pyro".

Strangely enough I had no interest in girls till grade 10.

Other than the girl thing, you're completely like me.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-03-24 10:28pm

I wanked for the first time at age 11. I qualify.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-03-24 10:36pm

I was a good baptist child... then my parents divorced and I was free!!! Now I am a master of raunchy puns, pissing people off, and twisted genocide humor.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-03-24 10:53pm

I was a very well behaved child.

Or is this just refering to thinking about sex and concerning other related subject matter?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-03-24 11:00pm

I did develop a penchant for random, dirty humor in high school, but other than that I was a goddamn saint.

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2004-03-24 11:03pm

It doesnt just have to be sexually related- if you were an asshole or a weirdo, youwere a nasty little kid.

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2004-03-24 11:07pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:The first 7 years of my life were spent around my teenage siblings and their friends... Three of which are probably some of the most vulgar or twisted people I know. What do you think?

*Looks at avatar*
They made you their leader?

Yes, I started wacking off at ten or so.I bought my first porno magazine(a tip: airports are a good place since you are alone, can find people who don't care about their jobs and if you get turned down you can flee without repercussions)

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-03-24 11:07pm

So to the person who referenced "hookups", exactly what are you talking about? I've heard like 5 different definitions in my area alone.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-03-24 11:08pm

*cough*

Since the topic has mutated into general behavior, I will add that I was a demon child.

I remember peeing on the trees on the playground in kindergarden because the teacher told us to stay away from them (not sure why, I didn't really care). I also kicked a kid in the stomach (hard.) for calling me stupid. I got sent out of the classroom in elementry school nearly everyday, until third grade when they began pumping me full of Riddalin. Now I'm a good boy. (I think I stopped taking t3h drugs in... 5th grade. yes, that.)

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-03-24 11:08pm

I was going to say no,but i remember all the dirty songs and jokes i learned before i was 10,and i`ve been a bad boy since 1974.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-03-24 11:17pm

Yes. Yes I was. You need not know anything else.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-03-24 11:18pm

I had very naughty dreams and other thoughts of Zelda around third grade at the most, since it was before I moved...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-03-24 11:35pm

No, I really didn't think about those kind of things as a kid. Although I'm pretty sure some parents would rather have their kids setting fire to things than talking about sex.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-03-24 11:45pm

I was hyperactive as a child.
I used to get in trouble all the time too, like when I painted tip-ex all over the preists lamp at sunday school (yea I used to go when I was young) or when I kept peering over the wall into the girls changing room at swimming.
Minor little things like that.