Rosebud vs Grocery Boy

Super-Gagme · Post by **Super-Gagme** » 2004-03-24 04:25am

I light of people mentioned random vs threads on another topic, I decided I'd find a dictionary with random word generator and make a truly random vs! These honestly are the two things which came out. SO:

Who wins in a fight to the death? Rosebud or Grocery Boy?

grocery boy (n)

1) a delivery boy for groceries

rosebud (n)

1) the bud of a rose

Synonyms:
See Also: bud

2) (a literary reference to) a pretty young girl

Synonyms:
See Also: girl literature

Now this can be taken two ways. The bud of a rose against the boy? Or a pretty young girl? Let the battle commence!

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-03-24 04:29am

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who's terminally bored.

Super-Gagme · Post by **Super-Gagme** » 2004-03-24 04:31am

Stofsk wrote:I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who's terminally bored.

Bored? This is science dear boy!

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-03-24 04:32am

Super-Gagme wrote:
Stofsk wrote:I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who's terminally bored.
Bored? This is science dear boy!

The science of discontent?

My money's on Rosebud, just for the hell of it.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-03-24 04:33am

-giggles- He said rosebud. -teehee- ^^;

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-03-24 04:45am

I'll wager on grocery boy.

No idea what any of this means though.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-03-24 04:48am

I thought it was involving the sled from "Citizen Kane"....

Orson Welles is a god, a dark evil god but still a god....

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2004-03-24 10:47am

RoseBud? The Jackalope/Hound from Bloom County?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-03-24 10:57am

The Jackalope devours, in the heat of passion, the poor grocery boy.

Thank you Tevar for remembering that lovable creature.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2004-03-24 10:59am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:I thought it was involving the sled from "Citizen Kane"....

Orson Welles is a god, a dark evil god but still a god....

I thought the same thing

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2004-03-24 11:09am

Ghost Rider wrote:The Jackalope devours, in the heat of passion, the poor grocery boy.

Thank you Tevar for remembering that lovable creature.

I'm waiting for Breathed to resurrect him in Opus.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-03-24 11:45am

I'm waiting for some just God to strike down Opus and remove its stench off the front page of the comics. It sucks, its not funny, and it takes up half the fucking page!

That said, I'm going for the grocery boy.

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-03-24 03:13pm

Grocery boy grabs and axe and turns Rosebud into kindling for the ret of the Xanadu burning.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-03-24 04:08pm

Xanadu the mansion from citizen kane, or Xanadu the funky club from the Olivia Newton John/Gene Kelly movie....

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-03-24 04:59pm

IMAGINE, IF YOU CAN;

GROCERY BOY, A RUTHLESS GROCERY, BAGGING MACHINE

VS.

ROSEBUD, AND EQUALLY RUTHLESS BUD OF ROSE.

THEY WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN A MATCH THAT THERE CAN BE NO WINNERS

WHO WILL WIN?!?!

IN THIS THREAD, QUESTIONS WILL BE ASKED

AND DESTROYED

BY ANSWERS!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-03-24 07:19pm

now of course if it was the original slang term, then Pretty girl wins, because grocery boy brain will shut down,

Thag · Post by **Thag** » 2004-03-24 08:27pm

*cue mysterious hero-type music*
Rosebud is in fact a seemingly normal girl with the secret power to hurl roses of doom at whatever she chooses and grow thorns on her skin. Grocery boy is a perfectly average stockboy who wields the almighty sticker shooter and the horrendous cart of gory death. One day, while stocking up on fresh light bulbs, Rosebud's pet squirrel is run over by the cart of gory death.
*shift to batman fight music*
In a fit of rage, she lunges to run grocery boy through with her arm thorns. Trying to save himself, Grocery Boy lays down a pattern of 50% off stickers in her face to distract her while arming the cart of gory death's fusion beams. A near by old lady is struck by the stickers instead, causing her to trip and fall into the dehli's meat slicer. Rosebud then spins around, and launches a rose of doom at Grocery Boy, who intercept's it with a combination of Buy-one-Get-One-Free tags and the carts point defense system. The rose explodes in mid-air, maiming three passers-by with sharp petal fragments. Grocery Boy fires off a volley of fusion beams, activates the cart's Nasty Sharp Spinning Wheels, and charges Rosebud, who has just finished using her thorns to redirect the fusion beams into the frozen food aisle. She sidesteps Grocery Boy's charge, and trips him up, making him crash through the cereal and oral hygeine sections and shred the free sample guy at the door. Grocery Boy wheels around, and the two opponents stare at each other from across the remains of the store. Rosebud readies a full floral arrangement, while Grocery Boy engages the cart's double secret Slicer Cannon. Who will survive????!???!?!?

*Bum-bum-BUM!*

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-03-24 11:23pm

LadyTevar wrote:RoseBud? The Jackalope/Hound from Bloom County?

Isn't a jackalope just a rabbit with antlers? Depending on how touch the hound is, that could be a good combination or a crappy one.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-03-24 11:37pm

Is it just us queers that know the OTHER meaning of rosebud?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-03-25 01:39am

kojikun wrote:Is it just us queers that know the OTHER meaning of rosebud?

LOL apparently ^_~

Lancer · Post by **Lancer** » 2004-03-25 01:52am

kojikun wrote:Is it just us queers that know the OTHER meaning of rosebud?

please, feel free to enlighten us straights.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-03-25 02:12am

Rosebud. Just because.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-03-25 03:07am

I was just imagining the ninja movie version...

sqeeky grocery cart being pushed over bridge, girl with boquet of roses passes him by. an exchange of sidelong glances is passed, as cherry blossoms flooat through the air. Suddenly the boy pulls a sword out of his grocery cart as the girl transforms one of her roses into a "Thorn Whip"

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-03-25 08:25pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
kojikun wrote:Is it just us queers that know the OTHER meaning of rosebud?
LOL apparently ^_~

Yeap, guess so.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-03-25 08:25pm

Matt Huang wrote:
kojikun wrote:Is it just us queers that know the OTHER meaning of rosebud?
please, feel free to enlighten us straights.

Are you SURE you'd like to know?