Were you a nasty little boy(or girl)?

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-03-24 11:50pm

I was overall a good kid, all but for the discussions on the great unknown female breast.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-03-24 11:57pm

I learned how to use the word "fuck" by the time I was 7, and a year before that I mastered the middle finger. Other than swearing a lot I was a pretty nice girl. By the time I finished junior school I'd learned the compound usage of cuss words and could string a surprising number of them together in a single sentence. My parents among others weren't as proud of this achievement as I was. Oh yeah and I beat up a couple guys too.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-03-24 11:58pm

muse wrote:I learned how to use the word "fuck" by the time I was 7, and a year before that I mastered the middle finger. Other than swearing a lot I was a pretty nice girl. By the time I finished junior school I'd learned the compound usage of cuss words and could string a surprising number of them together in a single sentence. My parents among others weren't as proud of this achievement as I was. Oh yeah and I beat up a couple guys too.

Wow...you're starting to really become the second coolest female around here.

We all know who The Coolest Female is, though. At least to me.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-03-25 12:07am

RogueIce wrote:Wow...you're starting to really become the second coolest female around here.

I can live with that...As long as you don't start a cult for me....

We all know who The Coolest Female is, though. At least to me.

ummm....Zaia?

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-03-25 12:11am

I used to play with my penis when I was really small child, to the point that my grandmother had to tell me, "Turn loose of your penis!" Then when I hit puberty, that's when the fun really began.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-03-25 12:25am

I was an incredibly innocent child. I think what I'm going through now is the backlash from that.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-03-25 12:32am

There's a butane torch in my house, and I have ready access to matches, the woods behind my house are rather secluded, and there's also a pond.

My brother had an ungodly amount of porn both in playboy form and on the computer.

I hang out with pyros, ICP freaks, and potheads (alot of them are all three)

You do the math.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-03-25 01:10am

I was quite stupid and innocent as a kid.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-03-25 01:15am

In Kindergarten, I realised that once I was out of earshot of any authority figures, I could cuss like my dad with impunity.

Also in Kindergarten, I'd stretch my arms out in front of me, pucker up my lips and make "smooching" sounds while walking stiff leggedly towards the closest group of girls.
They'd scream at the tops of their lungs and run terrified at the approach of.....THE KISSY MONSTER!!!!
Girls screaming and running from me made me laugh, and laugh, and laugh....

Thus was launched my career of terror.

So, yeah. I was a nasty little bastard.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-03-25 01:19am

At about 10, the hormone floodgates opened. I haven't gotten my mind out of the gutter since then.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-03-25 01:21am

Hmm... I was one of "the Quiet ones." I never got in serious trouble, and I kept mostly to myself. I only really started opening up in late HS when the subject matter began to interest me, and the friends I met were more like me (though I should have stayed with my old friends). School had a tenuous grasp on me, if I ever felt bored I fell asleep in class. In year 12 we had gaps in our timetable where no class took place, and we were meant to use these for "study" periods. Of course you could be fortunate to get a "double" study period at the end of the day (meaning you could leave school early) or at the start of the day (meaning, if you usually walked to school or got their through independent means, you could come in late). Of course the school didn't like it's students deciding when they could come in and leave, so they tried banning this practice. They discovered that it takes little to no effort to actually jump a fence if a student (*hinthint - me*) feels inclined to go home when he has no classes left for the day.

As for childhood, well I locked myself in my room and played with LEGOs all day. It wasn't appealing going out and seeing my parents yell at each other, and my brother was too old to bond with (age difference is +8 years so when I was a kid he was a teenager, when I was a teenager he was an adult, when I became an adult he became an arsehole

), so I spent the time in my room causing no trouble. Oh, and that's not quite true. At the tender age of... six, perhaps?... I said "kiss my arse" to the next door neighbour's daughter, and then to the nextdoor neighbour himself. He happened to be a cop. They found me cowering under my bed. I felt so ashamed.

I blame Eddie Murphey. I had just watched "The Golden Child" and I thought everyone went around saying "Kiss my ass!" to each other.

Y'see? Always the "quiet" ones.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-25 03:08am

I was an incredibly innocent kid. With evil classmates. Actually, my whole elementary school was so far in the gutter that the greatest act of rebellion I could perform was to remain decent.

I'm about the most stubborn person you will ever meet, if you ever meet me. Unless I had some particular loyalty to you, telling me to do something was the worst thing you could do if you actually wanted me to do it.

Pressure to try drugs forged my opposition to them, for instance (along with other factors mentioned elsewhere).

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2004-03-25 03:10am

Let's see, age eight, I inadvertantly got invited into a game of 'truth-or-dare'. Let's just say this wasn't the innocent, childhood version of that game. Throughout elementary school, I was always the most eager participant in those 'innocent' childhood, schoolyard games of girls catching the guys and dragging them off to 'prison'; Let's just say I didn't try to run away *too* fast. Hmm, masturbated regularly since about 9 or 10 years of age. First orgasm at about age thirteen (I spent the rest of the night trying to figure out just what the hell happened, and how I could make it happen again).

Let's see, from thirteen to seventeen, embarked on a journey of discovery and learning. More specifically, I discovered my parents' porn stash, and the wonderful world of the internet, and I learned some methods of perusing both of these without getting caught. Which isn't to say I never did get caught, because I did, many times. But the experience was invaluable, as it taught me how to look up naughty pictures in secrecy, and erase the evidence afterwards.

Yeah, I'd say I was a naughty kid.

-Damien

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-03-25 08:40am

i was a hyperactive pyro with a mouth that wrote checks my body couldn't cash.

Dargos · Post by **Dargos** » 2004-03-25 09:22am

I was kicked out of the Cubscouts. Does that tell you anything about my childhood?

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-25 09:36am

HemlockGrey wrote:So to the person who referenced "hookups", exactly what are you talking about? I've heard like 5 different definitions in my area alone.

that would be me. in the context of my original post i was referring to pr0n when i said hookups.

Ravenwing · Post by **Ravenwing** » 2004-03-25 10:27am

When i was a baby i used to cry because i could, my mum was apologised to by three kid docs cause they couldnt find anything wrong with me.
when i became a toddler i was never found until something fell over, or exploded
when i hit kindy i punched a boy for kissing me on the cheek and even got the class bully to obey me (same boy btw

). i was also one hell of a little cuss kid, got in loads of trouble over that, i also knew what a bong was and how to grow plants long before it was cools to know (gotta love my rellies

)

ahhhh....the innocence of childhood

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-03-25 02:43pm

Yeah, when i was 12, i always remember trying to have sex with anyone near my age ...

my neighbor who was like 10, a few of my moms friends kids,the ones i can remember most clearly who where 14 and 16 xD

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2004-03-25 03:31pm

I was so squeaky clean I thought 'gay' meant 'happy' until I was in high school.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2004-03-25 03:50pm

Nah, I was a straight line sex-wise. Really mean little kid, though - I didn't have a lot of respect for kids who couldn't keep up with me in terms of wit and scholastics until I got to high school. This is probably because I had a large ego from having skipped a few grades early on, and consequently developed an inflated sense of self (before I realized that skipping grades 3 or 4 meant precisely dick).

I probably hurt more kids with words than the school bullies did with noogies. I'm not proud of it, but it's hard not to be a jerk when you're a dumb little kid.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2004-03-25 04:00pm

I was relatively normal as a kid, but there was this one girl in my peewee soccer(or football, if you prefer) team once... I don't know how she did it, or what she was doing, but I ended up with my pants down in the middle of several games whenever my team was on the offensive(we both played defense) It embarassed the fuck outta me every time, and to this day I still don't know how we never got caught.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-03-25 10:41pm

I was a nice little kid, but now I'm mean cynical, and spiteful. However, I usually avoid letting on in public that I have any sexual feelings whatsoever.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-25 11:24pm

LadyTevar wrote:I was so squeaky clean I thought 'gay' meant 'happy' until I was in high school.

I'll still insist on that occasionally when I feel like messing with people. And being a grammar/definition Nazi.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-03-27 04:50am

I has for a long time been weird-as-fuck, but I don't think I was particularly naughty/nasty before my early teens...

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-03-27 05:52am

Sexually I was a 'good' boy till SD.net and HS.

Otherwise, I varied between golden boy, and maniacle aggorant egoistical bragger (about my smarts)