Musician you find the most attractive

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-03-26 09:34am

I would muchly like for to be porking Britney Spears. Any of you say You wouldn't are lying. I don't care how much of a massive skank she is. you know you want to fuck her. There's not a man on this planet who wouldn't if she was laid out for him, spread eagle, nude. So, I don't want to HEAR IT!

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-03-26 09:37am

Shakira. I WANT SHAKIRA!

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-03-26 10:22am

I'm with Stravo. I'd make Beyonce hit some high notes.

Honorable mention: Amy Lee, one of only two women on Earth I'd fuck on the basis of her voice alone. That's she's hot is just a bonus.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-03-26 12:03pm

verilon wrote:The cellist (Gay-Yee) from the group Bond.

She's a cutie. I like Haylie more though. And they're Australian, too.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-26 01:27pm

Talena from kittie. what can i say, i've got a thing for goth chicks.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-03-26 03:49pm

Yuck.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-03-26 03:54pm

Trent Reznor, that longhaired cutie from the band 'Darkness", etc...

anyone who said 'Shakira' wrote:<SNIP>

You can _HAVE_ her. Her lyrics are absolute Mierda de Toro and music viruses to boot!

EDIT: Typodemons... <PHOOT!>

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-03-26 03:56pm

Shaddup, Einy... All that ass shaking really does it for me.

Trent Reznor? Man, does that guy even bathe? I would have figured you to be more of a Liberace man.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2004-03-26 05:17pm

Since I'm straight and they're kinda chubby, JB and KG rate about a 3. But they get 9 bonus points for rocking so fuckin' hard!

[outoftheloop] That Sarah is pretty darn hot. Who is she again? What kinda music?[/ootl]

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2004-03-26 05:23pm

Pat Benetar, damn she was hot, and she's aged damn well too.

-Damien

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-03-26 05:41pm

Spanish Shakira or English Shakira? Though I generally dislike the Spanish language, I find Shakira's original versions of her songs to be far superior to the English versions, which sound somewhat flat and uninspired, vocally.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-03-26 05:45pm

Stofsk wrote:
verilon wrote:The cellist (Gay-Yee) from the group Bond.
She's a cutie. I like Haylie more though. And they're Australian, too.

Actually, two are Aussies, two are Brits.

And the amount with which I relate to Tania is creepy. o.O [Well, I know it's not that much... but never mind.. _ _;;]

And Shakira... mreowr..

And no, I wouldn't do Britney Spears. Period.

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2004-03-26 05:49pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Spanish Shakira or English Shakira? Though I generally dislike the Spanish language, I find Shakira's original versions of her songs to be far superior to the English versions, which sound somewhat flat and uninspired, vocally.

Yeah, her songs sound a lot more sexually-charged when they're in spanish.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2004-03-26 06:17pm

Shakira is totally awesome. Never listen to her songs in english tho, I've heard her years before she began that little fad of hers.

Anyway, right now I think Sophie Ellis Bextor, she reminds me of a certain porn actress. Yum!

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2004-03-26 06:32pm

Cristina from Lacuna Coil.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2004-03-26 06:49pm

*shoots Chardok*
Not if my life depended on it.
*prepares the Kryptonite batarang*
Oh wait. The Boy Scout is married (twice).Hee-hee...
*prepares incriminating e-mails*
Shakira, all the way.
Sophie Alice Baxtor.
Natalie Imbruglia.
*prepares for the tomatoes*
Yvonne Catterfeld.

EDITed to correct Freudian slip
DIE,
Ahem.
or at the very least feel bad, typo.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-03-26 07:05pm

Natalie Imbruglia. Not only does she have a great voice, but she's got that girl-next-door look that I like so much.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-03-26 07:05pm

Zaia wrote:*slowly backs away from all the trumpet players*

BWAHAHAHA

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » 2004-03-26 07:17pm

Shirley Manson from Garbage.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2004-03-26 07:25pm

And my thanks to The Kernel for the picture.
Seconded all the way to Warworld.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-03-26 07:47pm

Sriad wrote:[outoftheloop] That Sarah is pretty darn hot. Who is she again? What kinda music?[/ootl]

http://www.sarahmclachlan.com
Oh, and she's Canadian and she hugged me.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-03-26 07:58pm

Let's seeeee.....

-Britney Spears
-Beyonce
-Anastacia (sp)
-A few girls at my old school(s) who were either good singers or were good musicians.
-The girls from what was up until recently S Club 7
-Girls Aloud apart from the ginger and the one who's face i can't remember

and the rest of the list which i can't remember.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-03-26 08:09pm

Sarah's also one of Canada's past "Olympians" <crossbow>

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-03-26 08:32pm

Chardok wrote:I would muchly like for to be porking Britney Spears. Any of you say You wouldn't are lying. I don't care how much of a massive skank she is. you know you want to fuck her.

No I don't. I'm not touching her, and you can't pay me enough to touch her.

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2004-03-26 08:33pm

As long as you keep his mouth firmly shut, Justin Timberlake. He's teh hot.

Lauri from the Rasmus. Little cutie.