Bwhahaha all the stereotypes are true!!!Fitness Icon Richard Simmons Cited for Slapping Man
Flamboyant fitness guru Richard Simmons has been cited by authorities in Arizona for allegedly "bitch slapping" a man in an airport for poking fun at his exercise videos. Simmons, 55, was ticketed for misdemeanor assault after allegedly striking the man across the face while in line at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport on Wednesday night. Sergeant Lauri Williams says, "He apparently said, 'Hey everybody, it's Richard Simmons, let's drop our bags and rock to the '50s,'" in reference to a series of his well-known videos. Williams adds, "Mr. Simmons took offense and said he had to 'bitch slap' him." The man told police that he wanted to press charges against Simmons, who was cited but allowed to board a plane to Las Vegas, Nevada.
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this may come as a bit of a shock, but i have news for you Einy. Richard Simmons will never slap Bush.... he's.... he's gay!Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROFLMAO!!!
I wish he would slap Bush...
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considering how long he's been doing this gig you'd figure he'd get sick of it by now. he was bound to snap sooner or later.Tsyroc wrote:Geez, every now and then it appears that Richard Simmons doesn't have much of a sense of humor. What the guy said sounded pretty funny. Simmons should have just run with it.
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Richard Simmons a PIMP. And ya'll are his bitches!
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Nah, because then he'd be labeled a terrorist and locked away in a super-secret facility indefinitely.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROFLMAO!!!
I wish he would slap Bush...
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I think he should be invited to the White House. It would probably be the only time in his life that he would see bush. Although I'm sure he'd probably be more interested in the dick.Vertigo1 wrote:Nah, because then he'd be labeled a terrorist and locked away in a super-secret facility indefinitely.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROFLMAO!!!
I wish he would slap Bush...
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This would be a bad thing?Vertigo1 wrote:Nah, because then he'd be labeled a terrorist and locked away in a super-secret facility indefinitely.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROFLMAO!!!
I wish he would slap Bush...
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Let's see, either he would be the most used bitch in prison, or he'd somehow entrance the inmates into following his workout and dietary styles.Verilon wrote:This would be a bad thing?
If the former, a whiny, annoying freak gets plenty of exercise in an area he may or may not have ever concentrated on before, and many inmates will be relieved of their sexual tension.
If the latter, food consumption rate in prison will go through the floor, and all the hardened, grisly inmates will be turned into emaciated, whiny, permed weirdoes, completely safe for society.
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What do you mean "would"?Peregrin Toker wrote:I wonder what would happen if the same thing happened to Gene Simmons?
It's probably already happened.
WE, however, do meddle in the affairs of others.
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Wow, they should duke it out.Peregrin Toker wrote:I wonder what would happen if the same thing happened to Gene Simmons?
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