Verilon wrote:This would be a bad thing?
Let's see, either he would be the most used bitch in prison, or he'd somehow entrance the inmates into following his workout and dietary styles.
If the former, a whiny, annoying freak gets plenty of exercise in an area he may or may not have ever concentrated on before, and many inmates will be relieved of their sexual tension.
If the latter, food consumption rate in prison will go through the floor, and all the hardened, grisly inmates will be turned into emaciated, whiny, permed weirdoes, completely safe for society.
I see no downside to this.
-Damien
Gaian Paradigm: Because not all fantasy has to be childish crap.
Ephemeral Pie: Because not all role-playing has to be shallow.
My art: Because not all DA users are talentless emo twits.
"Phant, quit abusing the He-Wench before he turns you into a caged bitch at a Ren Fair and lets the tourists toss half munched turkey legs at your backside." -Mr. Coffee