Burglar decides he'd rather sleep with victims than rob them

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Burglar decides he'd rather sleep with victims than rob them

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This has to be about the funniest dumb crook story I've ever seen. Some guy got drunk and tried to burglarize a house. Collecting a cell phone and $4.00 wore him out, so he decided to take a nap and crawled into bed with the couple who owned the house. So they woke up with a strange man in bed with them, and ran out and called police. The drunk slept through it all, the couple making who knows how much of a ruckus when they found him, the cops coming in with sirens blaring, he finally woke up after being shaken for minutes by the police. I've seen a lot of stories about stupid criminals, but to actually get into bed with the people you are burglarizing?

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people are fucking stupid.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: That story just makes me laugh. Falling asleep in the house you're robbing is just a whole new level of stupidity.
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Post by Master of Ossus »

*sad*

Now, one thing that makes me have a lot less respect for criminals is that I know I could do better than many of them. This is yet another example of someone I could out-burgle easily.
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