Burglar decides he'd rather sleep with victims than rob them

Johonebesus · Post by **Johonebesus** » 2004-03-27 08:39pm

This has to be about the funniest dumb crook story I've ever seen. Some guy got drunk and tried to burglarize a house. Collecting a cell phone and $4.00 wore him out, so he decided to take a nap and crawled into bed with the couple who owned the house. So they woke up with a strange man in bed with them, and ran out and called police. The drunk slept through it all, the couple making who knows how much of a ruckus when they found him, the cops coming in with sirens blaring, he finally woke up after being shaken for minutes by the police. I've seen a lot of stories about stupid criminals, but to actually get into bed with the people you are burglarizing?

Reuters Story

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-03-27 09:18pm

people are fucking stupid.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-03-27 10:11pm

Unfortunately, that doesn't count as a Darwin Award. Even though it should.

GoldenFalcon · Post by **GoldenFalcon** » 2004-03-27 10:21pm

History should record this.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-03-27 11:33pm

That story just makes me laugh. Falling asleep in the house you're robbing is just a whole new level of stupidity.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2004-03-27 11:34pm

*sad*

Now, one thing that makes me have a lot less respect for criminals is that I know I could do better than many of them. This is yet another example of someone I could out-burgle easily.