I have rewritten a disney classic... and need t be shot

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-03-28 01:46am

(To the tune of Hakuna matata)

Vagina Dentata! What a wonderful phrase

Vagina Dentata! Ain't no passing craze

It means toothed pussies for the rest of your days

It's our intercourse-free neurosis

Vagina Dentata!

Vagina Dentata?

Yeah. It's our motto!

What's a motto?

Nothing. What's a-motto with you?

Those two words will cause all your sexual problems

That's right. Take Pumbaa here
Why, when he was a young warthog...

When I was a young wart hog

Very nice

Thanks

He found that vaginas lacked a certain appeal
He thought they have teeth, and wanted a meal

I'm a neurotic soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt my girlfriend that I never put my dick in
And oh, the shame He was ashamed
Thought of changin' my name What's in a name?
And I got downhearted How did ya feel?
Everytime that I...

Hey! Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!
Oh. Sorry

Vagina Dentata! What a wonderful phrase
Vagina Dentata! Ain't no passing craze

It means toothed pussies for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free neurosis
Vagina Dentata!
Vagina Dentata! Vagina Dentata!
Vagina Dentata! Vagina Dentata!
Vagina Dentata! Vagina Dentata!
Vagina Dentata! Vagina--

It means Toothed Pussies for the rest of your days

It's our intercourse-free neurosis
Vagina Dentata!
(Repeats)

I say "Vagina"

I say "Dentata"

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-28 01:47am

I have rewritten a disney classic... and need to be shot

*Shoots you.*

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-03-28 01:51am

Actually, more like this:

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-28 01:52am

Ahhhh, good old Sigmund Freud...

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-03-28 01:52am

You are SO lucky I don't have a gun within reach....

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-03-28 01:52am

For a frame of reference. Vagina Dentata means "Toothed Vagina" and refers to Freuds belief that all men have an inner fear that their penis will be eaten and consumed by a toothed vagina.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-03-28 01:53am

Rogue 9 wrote:Ahhhh, good old Sigmund Freud...

Only thing he is good for is a laugh.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-03-28 01:59am

I cracked open one of my high school's Psychology textbooks. First words I saw were "anal expulsive". I broke down into laughter on the spot.

Thag · Post by **Thag** » 2004-03-28 03:06am

You wouldn't happen to have heard Bob & Tom's Vag-O-Matic skit, would you?

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2004-03-28 03:21am

Believe it or not, I've actually read worse concerning the vagina. Still, that ranks up there with the ickiest things I've ever read. Well done!

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-03-28 04:21am

I never thought that a real life person could be creepier than various anime characters i've been exposed to but...

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2004-03-28 05:13am

Hmmm...

http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-03-28 05:19am

Lol that is funny.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-03-28 05:28am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:For a frame of reference. Vagina Dentata means "Toothed Vagina" and refers to Freuds belief that all men have an inner fear that their penis will be eaten and consumed by a toothed vagina.

Damn, he was even more fucked up than I thought.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2004-03-28 08:18am

And thus the popularity of anal sex rose...

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-03-28 11:10am

XaLEv wrote:Hmmm...

http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html

GODLESS DAMN IT!!!

I never thought that a real life person could be creepier than various anime characters i've been exposed to but...

Well you were wrong

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-03-28 12:18pm

I wonder if George Lucas has that fear.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-03-28 01:33pm

Thank you, XaLEv, that's what I was going to post.

Better luck next time, Aly.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-03-28 04:05pm

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-03-28 05:50pm

XaLEv wrote:Hmmm...

http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html

Some people are really weird

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-28 05:59pm

now that was beautiful. if anyone wants an example of vagina dentata, watch either twilight of the dark master, or practically any other hentai tape involving tentacles. in Twilight, the main bad guy monster type thingy has an opening in his chest that, effectively, looks like a vagina with teeth. otherwise it's a great anime flick to catch.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-03-28 06:12pm

Darth_Zod wrote:now that was beautiful. if anyone wants an example of vagina dentata, watch either twilight of the dark master, or practically any other hentai tape involving tentacles. in Twilight, the main bad guy monster type thingy has an opening in his chest that, effectively, looks like a vagina with teeth. otherwise it's a great anime flick to catch.

I love(and own) that movie. I was saying "what would Freud say?" throughout

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2004-03-30 08:45pm

Love Bites

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-03-31 09:55am

Demiurge wrote:I wonder if George Lucas has that fear.

You're referring to the Sarlacc, right?

Alyrium wrote:For a frame of reference. Vagina Dentata means "Toothed Vagina" and refers to Freuds belief that all men have an inner fear that their penis will be eaten and consumed by a toothed vagina.

Explains why you're gay...

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-03-31 07:12pm

What can I say? I am the most Freudian person I know.