So, an odd question for y'all.
What exactly is the "protocol" for, um, removing vaginal fluid from your fingers after a fingering? I've recently found myself in a "sticky" situation and was a bit mystified =)
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....BoredShirtless wrote:Be careful how you dry them though, pussy juice is highly flammable.
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OK, I'll bite.
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Several options for dealing with fingers covered in your girlfriend's vaginal fluids:
- Wipe it on your dick to lube it up for insertion.
- Put your fingers to her lips and see if she licks them off.
- Lick it off your own fingers while grinning devilishly at her.
- Simply ignore your messy fingers and do whatever you were planning to do.
- Be a pathetic hygiene freak and wipe it off on the sheets.
- Be a total loser and go to the bathroom where you carefully wash your hands with antibacterial soap.
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I strongly recommend AGAINST 6. I highly recommend 3.Darth Wong wrote:Several options for dealing with fingers covered in your girlfriend's vaginal fluids:PS. I personally tend to use options 2 and 3.
- Wipe it on your dick to lube it up for insertion.
- Put your fingers to her lips and see if she licks them off.
- Lick it off your own fingers while grinning devilishly at her.
- Simply ignore your messy fingers and do whatever you were planning to do.
- Be a pathetic hygiene freak and wipe it off on the sheets.
- Be a total loser and go to the bathroom where you carefully wash your hands with antibacterial soap.
(Though make sure this is someone you know if not then using her fluids to lubricate is the next best choice)
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It's all Supermans fault. One time I thought I saw a bit of pink, but it was gone quick, so I ran over and grabbed a lighter to have a closer look. FOOM, no more eye lashes.InnerBrat wrote:....BoredShirtless wrote:Be careful how you dry them though, pussy juice is highly flammable.
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OK, I'll bite.
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BoredShirtless wrote:It's all Supermans fault. One time I thought I saw a bit of pink, but it was gone quick, so I ran over and grabbed a lighter to have a closer look. FOOM, no more eye lashes.InnerBrat wrote:....BoredShirtless wrote:Be careful how you dry them though, pussy juice is highly flammable.
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OK, I'll bite.
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hahaha.. .thats pretty funny.
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7. Wipe it on her ass for lube.Darth Wong wrote:-snip-
You meant that, right?
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Hmmm.. good idea, but a bit premature for us =)Darth Wong wrote:Several options for dealing with fingers covered in your girlfriend's vaginal fluids:
- Wipe it on your dick to lube it up for insertion.
Ahh, not bad thoughts either......[*]Put your fingers to her lips and see if she licks them off.
[*]Lick it off your own fingers while grinning devilishly at her.
[*]Simply ignore your messy fingers and do whatever you were planning to do.
This was my impromptu decision. Luckily I was skillfull enough (or so it seems) that she wasn't _particularly_ aware of my decision, or anything else for that matter =) This gave time for "ye oldest method" of drying something to take its course.
It's funny you should mention these, as I am pretty much a hygiene freak (we're talkin' OCD here) in most cases, but for some reason said situation didn't make that particular sillyness appear. A couple years ago it probably would have though...[*]Be a pathetic hygiene freak and wipe it off on the sheets.
[*]Be a total loser and go to the bathroom where you carefully wash your hands with antibacterial soap.[/list]
Hmmm.. now I have to figure out how to be non-creepy whilst attempting #2 or #3....
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im getting more than i want, i got myself in trouble on friday 
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Actually, anal lube needs to be a bit more viscous than vaginal lube.InnerBrat wrote:7. Wipe it on her ass for lube.Darth Wong wrote:-snip-
You meant that, right?
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That was me, i'm afraid. I wanted to suck it off, but i just couldn't bring myself to do it. Fuck knows why.Darth Wong wrote:Several options for dealing with fingers covered in your girlfriend's vaginal fluids:
- Be a pathetic hygiene freak and wipe it off on the sheets.
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And what about when it's all over your face?
Personally I always lick it off when offered, and offer it to the girl when it's on me.
Personally I always lick it off when offered, and offer it to the girl when it's on me.
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Since 7 is already taken.Darth Wong wrote:Several options for dealing with fingers covered in your girlfriend's vaginal fluids:PS. I personally tend to use options 2 and 3.
- Wipe it on your dick to lube it up for insertion.
- Put your fingers to her lips and see if she licks them off.
- Lick it off your own fingers while grinning devilishly at her.
- Simply ignore your messy fingers and do whatever you were planning to do.
- Be a pathetic hygiene freak and wipe it off on the sheets.
- Be a total loser and go to the bathroom where you carefully wash your hands with antibacterial soap.
8. Put it on her face, then slap and punch her face hard until she submits to your authority 100%.
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heheheheh. . . thats funny.
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just wait until it dries. doesn't take that long.
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