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common events in fan fics

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Lets list some commen events in most fan fics :P


1) He who discovers a portal to another galaxy, shall be a main character
2) All females are hot looking
3) While having low tech, the federation officer shall allways have a smart gasp of tactics
4) The enterprise shall change from a sciencetific load out to a warship one in zero point three four six seconds


lets go on....
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They all end. Well, except for StarCrossed, that thing'll never end. Stravo III will be writing it and our great great grandkids will still be reading it. :D
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Aya wrote:They all end. Well, except for StarCrossed, that thing'll never end. Stravo III will be writing it and our great great grandkids will still be reading it. :D
This prooves that Starcrossed is not a fanfic, but a real saga :D
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Comosicus wrote:This prooves that Starcrossed is not a fanfic, but a real saga :D
Or the equivalent of a 1920's half-penny serial...
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Ace Pace wrote:Lets list some commen events in most fan fics :P


1) He who discovers a portal to another galaxy, shall be a main character
2) All females are hot looking
3) While having low tech, the federation officer shall allways have a smart gasp of tactics
4) The enterprise shall change from a sciencetific load out to a warship one in zero point three four six seconds


lets go on....
I think mine only fell to the last point. What do you know.
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I thought Fed ships were designed to do point #4 from the beginning.
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Thag wrote:I thought Fed ships were designed to do point #4 from the beginning.
Yes and no. Starfleet's primary purpose is exploration, but defense and offense are just as important, though as compared to weapons on another warfaring race, say the Klingons, then you'll see than it is somewhat understaffed.
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the author introduces an uber wankship of unholy doom that eats defiants and shits sovereigns.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:the author introduces an uber wankship of unholy doom that eats defiants and shits sovereigns.
An ISD? :)
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consequences wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:the author introduces an uber wankship of unholy doom that eats defiants and shits sovereigns.
An ISD? :)
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ASVS fanfics only: Characters named after real people die in a horrible fashion, rather then being total mary sues....
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:ASVS fanfics only: Characters named after real people die in a horrible fashion, rather then being total mary sues....
My fics only: Everyone have really weird names.
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Peregrin Toker wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:ASVS fanfics only: Characters named after real people die in a horrible fashion, rather then being total mary sues....
My fics only: Everyone have really weird names.
names that cannot be pronounced with human vocal cords a la H.P. Lovecraft.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:names that cannot be pronounced with human vocal cords a la H.P. Lovecraft.
Actually, I am capable of pronouncing even the most unintelligible Lovecraftisms.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:ASVS fanfics only: Characters named after real people die in a horrible fashion, rather then being total mary sues....
Poor VADM Wong...

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Aya wrote:They all end. Well, except for StarCrossed, that thing'll never end. Stravo III will be writing it and our great great grandkids will still be reading it. :D
Ah, how I wish this were true.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:ASVS fanfics only: Characters named after real people die in a horrible fashion, rather then being total mary sues....
Ha, that's me! I do that! Then of course I kill a bunch of other people. Dude, it's fun. It's like a drug! :wink:
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:ASVS fanfics only: Characters named after real people die in a horrible fashion, rather then being total mary sues....
Hey, I do that too. Just ask Aya and fgalkin. :D
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Kuja wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:ASVS fanfics only: Characters named after real people die in a horrible fashion, rather then being total mary sues....
Hey, I do that too. Just ask Aya and fgalkin. :D
I'm still going to get you for that, my pretty, and your little dog, Cyran too! :P
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Aya wrote:
Kuja wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:ASVS fanfics only: Characters named after real people die in a horrible fashion, rather then being total mary sues....
Hey, I do that too. Just ask Aya and fgalkin. :D
I'm still going to get you for that, my pretty, and your little dog, Cyran too! :P
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Captain_Cyran wrote:
Aya wrote:
Kuja wrote: Hey, I do that too. Just ask Aya and fgalkin. :D
I'm still going to get you for that, my pretty, and your little dog, Cyran too! :P
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One important rule in ASVS fanfics. Phasers are very effective against Imperial shields and warp strafing actualy works.
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