Bra sizes (joke)

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-03-28 08:19pm

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters
used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't Figure out
what the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed!

[A] - Almost.
- Barely there.
[C] - Can't Complain!
[D] - Damn!
[DD] - Double damn!
[E] - Enormous!
[F] - Fake

Now, remember this is just a joke. Jokes don't have to be accurate

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-03-28 08:29pm

I thought this was going to be the joke about the inverse relationship between bra sizes and IQ. *looks down* According to that one I'm rather smart.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-03-28 08:37pm

what about sixe 8E... That's not particularly enormous. Big yes, but not enormous... or am I just spoiled? No I'v seen bigger breasts, but theyre usually on bigger girls than the 8E I'm familiar with (who's positavley small)

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-03-28 09:15pm

I smell a challenge.

A- Acceptable
B- Better
C- Comfortable
D- Delicious
E- Extremely Nice
F- Fun
G- Getting a bit past the thresold
H- Holy Shit, those are BIG
I- Implants
J- Jesus Christ!
K- Karma can be nasty
L- Let me give you the name of a great plastic surgeon I know
M- Morons, plastic surgeons these days
N- Now, how much did those cost?
O- Oh my God, get a fucking breast reduction!
P- Perhaps some other time?
R- Really, did you think that would be hot?
S- So, how long have you had those?
T- Terribly sorry, I didn't know your COG was THAT high
U- Umbrellas are smaller than those!
V- Very far past the point of no-fuckage
W- Won't those get in the way?
Y- Yikes!
Z- Zero chance of me fucking you

Yes, I skipped Q and X. Sue me.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-03-28 10:19pm

Mayabird wrote:I thought this was going to be the joke about the inverse relationship between bra sizes and IQ. *looks down* According to that one I'm rather smart.

Let's hear that joke, then.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-03-29 06:12am

Statistics:

Bra: 8E

IQ: 146

Major: Science/Physics

Status: Dream girl.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-03-29 07:46am

[L] - Long

-ducks-

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-03-29 07:52am

jenat-lai wrote:Statistics:

Bra: 8E

IQ: 146

Major: Science/Physics

Status: Dream girl.

You want a girl with an 8" chest?

SCRawl · Post by **SCRawl** » 2004-03-29 08:12am

The best bra size joke I know:

What is the most popular bra size in the retirement homes? 36 long.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-03-29 08:47am

InnerBrat wrote:
jenat-lai wrote:Statistics:

Bra: 8E

IQ: 146

Major: Science/Physics

Status: Dream girl.
You want a girl with an 8" chest?

Yes... not just any girl though... This girl

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2004-03-29 09:23am

jenat-lai wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:You want a girl with an 8" chest?
Yes... not just any girl though... This girl

Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but I think IB's point is that if this girl has an 8E bra, it would mean that her chest is 8 inches around and that she has E cup sized breasts.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-03-29 09:43am

jenat-lai wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:You want a girl with an 8" chest?
Yes... not just any girl though... This girl

That's a 32" chest at least.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-29 10:14am

outside of the powerpuff girls you'll be hard pressed to find anyone with an 8 inch chest size

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-03-29 10:21am

Darth_Zod wrote:outside of the powerpuff girls you'll be hard pressed to find anyone with an 8 inch chest size

Right.. I think a DD is hard to find below a 38..

Ravenwing · Post by **Ravenwing** » 2004-03-29 10:30am

very well then, ill put it in here. Is a c cup a good size for a guy to like? or is bigger better

as in, is a natural size or a fake size more desirable? (curious is all)

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-29 10:32am

Ravenwing wrote:very well then, ill put it in here. Is a c cup a good size for a guy to like? or is bigger better as in, is a natural size or a fake size more desirable? (curious is all)

i tend to be more picky about shape than size myself. If someone's chest looks good shapewise size means absolutely jack. at least to me.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-03-29 10:43am

Darth_Zod wrote:
Ravenwing wrote:very well then, ill put it in here. Is a c cup a good size for a guy to like? or is bigger better as in, is a natural size or a fake size more desirable? (curious is all)
i tend to be more picky about shape than size myself. If someone's chest looks good shapewise size means absolutely jack. at least to me.

I'm with you there, mate. Size isn't everything.

Shape counts higher, to me.

Ravenwing · Post by **Ravenwing** » 2004-03-29 10:44am

but its poss to get implants that look like the natural teardrop.......

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-03-29 12:13pm

Ravenwing wrote:very well then, ill put it in here. Is a c cup a good size for a guy to like? or is bigger better as in, is a natural size or a fake size more desirable? (curious is all)

Depends on the guy, but a C-cup is quite fine with me. Past D, no.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-03-29 01:10pm

Anything past B and I don't want anything to do with it. Implants are an instant turnoff.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-03-29 01:18pm

Implants feel... weird...

I don't mind up to a D... but past that is just too big for the hands.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-03-29 02:00pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Anything past B and I don't want anything to do with it. Implants are an instant turnoff.

b cup, eh? the thing with those man boobs though is that they come with a gut and a whole lot of hair... oh fuck, i just grossed myself out....

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-03-29 02:06pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Anything past B and I don't want anything to do with it. Implants are an instant turnoff.
b cup, eh? the thing with those man boobs though is that they come with a gut and a whole lot of hair... oh fuck, i just grossed myself out....

Hehe.. you forget his bi twinge.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-03-29 04:22pm

Ravenwing wrote:very well then, ill put it in here. Is a c cup a good size for a guy to like? or is bigger better as in, is a natural size or a fake size more desirable? (curious is all)

For me it's all about shape and proportions, D cups on a girl who's 5' tall and barely 100 pounds is gonna look seriously outta whack while the same cupsize will look just fine on a chick who's about 5'9" ~150 pounds, like my GF. In general c-cups are plenty enough for me.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-03-29 04:37pm

I prefer boobs that are proportional to body size/mass, but I also have a slight tendency to go for smaller ones... I guess that's just me.

For example, I prefer soemthing like (Not worksafe, just as a warning) this: http://www.ratemyboobies.com/ratemy/boo ... x541523923 over http://www.ratemyboobies.com/ratemy/boo ... x205460938

And these just horrify me:
http://www.ratemyboobies.com/ratemy/boo ... 0x80020946

But like I said, that's just me, and I'm a weirdun.