Also scinetific theory says crabs cant talk....so....there might be some broblem applying it to the mermaid....but....anyway....MK....dont try and divert us away from the lesbitoon premise....you will not succeed...IG-88E wrote:But who says she's a mammal?MKSheppard wrote:Not damn likely.Durandal wrote: Perhaps she has gills that we didn't see?
Sorry, one of your fantasies shot down by the cruel hard hand of reality...Even at 150 lbs, your big problem is the usual for any mammal in
the water.
You have to keep the heat in. Gills will lose heat at a phenomenal rate. I'm sorry, but due to the heat capacity of water, you won't be building any biologically based heat exchanger that works effectively. As such her mammalian metabolism will need the same oxygen as she does as a human (or maybe more depending on how much extra heat she needs to generate to keep warm). Check out the size of any 150 lb fish for gill area and multiply it by at least 50. That's the price we pay for warm blood. It's why no mammal in the ocean ever is able to revert to gills and uses surface air.
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Holla.Ewo wrote:I have to agree with Zaiaiaiaia, Aladdin is the only disney guy I would sleep with. He is agile, good looking, and the only guy who could get away with saying "Wanna pet my monkey" and mean it.
If I were a lesbian, I would want Lita, she is awesome.Lord_Xerxes wrote:Gonna have to go with Ariel. Plus she's a redhead.
With a little work, she could be made to look like my number one desire...WWE's Lita.
My bedroom walls are covered in Lita pictures and posters. That way, whenever I'm fucking...facing any direction, including the ceiling, I'm always looking at Lita.
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Or Scotland.IG-88E wrote:You've never screwed a girl in the snow, have you?MKSheppard wrote:Then my friend, you're screwed if she's cold blooded. Ice cold mouth.....yeepIG-88E wrote: But who says she's a mammal?
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This brings new meaning to the term "Frigid Women"
"And as I promised, I said I would read from the bible..." "...And if we could turn our bible to Pslams..."Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Pslams 137:9) So let me ask you a question? Who is the worst influence, God or Marilyn Manson?" "God!" "And if that's not the best fucking example, God HIMSELF killed his own MOTHER FUCKING SON!"-Marilyn Manson
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Reminds me of a great line....Lord_Xerxes wrote:This brings new meaning to the term "Frigid Women"
"Necrophillia : Relax, go home, crack open a cold one."
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
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"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
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I was going to say that, but I held off...I see someone has beat me toKeevan_Colton wrote:
Reminds me of a great line....
"Necrophillia : Relax, go home, crack open a cold one."
it......Necrophilia, preferred by 9 out of 10 RayCavs on the internet!
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Welcome to the darker side of dark......or at least the perverted side of perv....David wrote:Oh do I ven want to read this thread? I'll let Dalton do the work on this one.
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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We all got lost there along time ago....Keevan_Colton wrote:Welcome to the darker side of dark......or at least the perverted side of perv....David wrote:Oh do I ven want to read this thread? I'll let Dalton do the work on this one.
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You got lost....I have this map....very detailed....umm....a bit too detailed or so the censors tell me....*sirens sound in the background*....anyway, I'd better be off.....Coaan wrote:We all got lost there along time ago....Keevan_Colton wrote:Welcome to the darker side of dark......or at least the perverted side of perv....David wrote:Oh do I ven want to read this thread? I'll let Dalton do the work on this one.
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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Yes I think you'd better had sebastion....Keevan_Colton wrote:You got lost....I have this map....very detailed....umm....a bit too detailed or so the censors tell me....*sirens sound in the background*....anyway, I'd better be off.....Coaan wrote:We all got lost there along time ago....Keevan_Colton wrote: Welcome to the darker side of dark......or at least the perverted side of perv....
Oh..and leave the map!
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Why its about that most wholesome pantheon of characters....Disney....mmmm wholemeal....sorry, I mean...wholesomeCaptain tycho wrote:I'm sure some parents would be concerned reading about this right now....
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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Hee hee, Has anyone seen the picture of Belle nekkid and wearing aKeevan_Colton wrote: Why its about that most wholesome pantheon of characters....Disney....mmmm wholemeal....sorry, I mean...wholesome
Knight's Cross, with the logo of the SS Divisionen "Charlemagne"
in the background?
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"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
Ew. Although Gadget was a little hottie. Hell, most of the Disney Afternoon ladies were. Miranda from Bonkers was probably the best of them IMNSHO. I mean, she's a cute blonde, has a brain, and already owns a police uniform and handcuffsTsyroc wrote:You guys... you're leaving out Chip & Dale. Certainly someone here has to be up for a little chipmunk action Richard Gere style?
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There's plenty of handcuffs here....gave my gf a pair for christmas....they fit her wonderfully, she was very pleasedAlex Moon wrote:Ew. Although Gadget was a little hottie. Hell, most of the Disney Afternoon ladies were. Miranda from Bonkers was probably the best of them IMNSHO. I mean, she's a cute blonde, has a brain, and already owns a police uniform and handcuffsTsyroc wrote:You guys... you're leaving out Chip & Dale. Certainly someone here has to be up for a little chipmunk action Richard Gere style?
I'm still curious as to the bathtub possibilites, but you make a good case for miranda.....
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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Wholesome my ass, with all the sex-related shit that the artists crammed in there.Keevan_Colton wrote:Why its about that most wholesome pantheon of characters....Disney....mmmm wholemeal....sorry, I mean...wholesomeCaptain tycho wrote:I'm sure some parents would be concerned reading about this right now....
"And as I promised, I said I would read from the bible..." "...And if we could turn our bible to Pslams..."Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Pslams 137:9) So let me ask you a question? Who is the worst influence, God or Marilyn Manson?" "God!" "And if that's not the best fucking example, God HIMSELF killed his own MOTHER FUCKING SON!"-Marilyn Manson
"Don't fuck with a Jedi Master, son..." -M.H in J.A.S.B.S.B
Achieved ultimate Doom (post 666) on Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:38 pm
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I prefer "Still warm between the thighs."MKSheppard wrote:I was going to say that, but I held off...I see someone has beat me toKeevan_Colton wrote:
Reminds me of a great line....
"Necrophillia : Relax, go home, crack open a cold one."
it......Necrophilia, preferred by 9 out of 10 RayCavs on the internet!
"And as I promised, I said I would read from the bible..." "...And if we could turn our bible to Pslams..."Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Pslams 137:9) So let me ask you a question? Who is the worst influence, God or Marilyn Manson?" "God!" "And if that's not the best fucking example, God HIMSELF killed his own MOTHER FUCKING SON!"-Marilyn Manson
"Don't fuck with a Jedi Master, son..." -M.H in J.A.S.B.S.B
Achieved ultimate Doom (post 666) on Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:38 pm
"Don't fuck with a Jedi Master, son..." -M.H in J.A.S.B.S.B
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Isnt it wonderful how much sex you can find in a childrens film?Lord_Xerxes wrote:Wholesome my ass, with all the sex-related shit that the artists crammed in there.Keevan_Colton wrote:Why its about that most wholesome pantheon of characters....Disney....mmmm wholemeal....sorry, I mean...wholesomeCaptain tycho wrote:I'm sure some parents would be concerned reading about this right now....
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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Even without really looking for it.
Concentrate and search, and you'll usually find a lot more than meets the eyes.
Concentrate and search, and you'll usually find a lot more than meets the eyes.
"And as I promised, I said I would read from the bible..." "...And if we could turn our bible to Pslams..."Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Pslams 137:9) So let me ask you a question? Who is the worst influence, God or Marilyn Manson?" "God!" "And if that's not the best fucking example, God HIMSELF killed his own MOTHER FUCKING SON!"-Marilyn Manson
"Don't fuck with a Jedi Master, son..." -M.H in J.A.S.B.S.B
Achieved ultimate Doom (post 666) on Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:38 pm
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Like the giant dildo on the cover of The Little Mermaid VHS release?Lord_Xerxes wrote:Even without really looking for it.
Concentrate and search, and you'll usually find a lot more than meets the eyes.
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
Wholesome indeed!...some disney in the morning and you day will look muuch brighter....Lord_Xerxes wrote:Wholesome my ass, with all the sex-related shit that the artists crammed in there.Keevan_Colton wrote:Why its about that most wholesome pantheon of characters....Disney....mmmm wholemeal....sorry, I mean...wholesomeCaptain tycho wrote:I'm sure some parents would be concerned reading about this right now....
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