PRFYNAFBTFC: Proposal for Shield/Insigna

[wjs7744]

I think they'd go:

MFS Manus Fortunae (Hand of Fortune)
MFS Manus Dei (Hand of God)
MFS Manus Fati (Hand of Fate)

Yes, my latin indeed sucks. They were supposed to be:

Hand of Fate
Hand of God
Deadly Hand

I should have known better than to trust an online dictionary to look up the words I wasn't sure of. Now I guess I need to make myself a logo or something.

[tim31]

Okay, so I'm compiling a list of who commands what for the wiki, but two issues require resolution:

1.) What is the command structure? We all know who's in charge of this gig, but if people aren't designated jobs then I'm just going to list everyone else in post count order.

2.) Although CINCLOTA 'only' has ~900 'posts', he is obviously above that scheme. I think we are in agreement that he is Grand Admiral, CINCLOTA, dictator-for-life and all those other titles... Thusly, he can have any ship he wants, including some that haven't been built yet(Ford Class, perhaps?) What say you, sir?

EDIT: Who commands the Cossette? Memory fails me...

[Mr. Coffee]

1.) What is the command structure? We all know who's in charge of this gig, but if people aren't designated jobs then I'm just going to list everyone else in post count order.

Me: Lord of the AWESOME.

I know Chewie claimed "Inspector General, Department of Babe Studies".

Not sure who else is claiming what "duties". Guess you fuckers will have to figure out what stunningly important job you do for the Greater LULZ of the People's Republic of FuckYeah.

2.) Although CINCLOTA 'only' has ~900 'posts', he is obviously above that scheme. I think we are in agreement that he is Grand Admiral, CINCLOTA, dictator-for-life and all those other titles... Thusly, he can have any ship he wants, including some that haven't been built yet(Ford Class, perhaps?) What say you, sir?

I could grab any ship I wanted, but I'm happy with my Frigate.

2.)EDIT: Who commands the Cossette? Memory fails me...

1. Marius Roi (I hope I spelled it right...)

2. It's Cosette. Just one S. I've been adding an extra S to Marius' ship this whole time.

[Coriolis]

You'll only be allowed to join if your tesla coil can do this

It does now. Oh hell yes.

Imagine this armada, guns bristling, just plowing through the seven seas unopposed. Whilst blaring this.

[Havok]

Okay, so I'm compiling a list of who commands what for the wiki, but two issues require resolution:

1.) What is the command structure? We all know who's in charge of this gig, but if people aren't designated jobs then I'm just going to list everyone else in post count order.

Well I'm CINCPAC because... well..because I called it and CINCLOTA went looking for me first. Everything west of the Mississippi us under my rule..er.. command, but I only ask one thing of my men. Keep me properly supplied with booze and beautiful red heads and in a constant state of PNG. (Nothing gets a good story rolling like an escape shenanigan after some PNG. )

Kodiak is "Chief Sweet-talker and Shy Wimmins Coaxer" and "Minister of Hooligannery and Justification"

Scottish Ninja is "Lord High Fuckstick McMiscreant, Chief of the Ministry Of Miscreants" and currently spearheading the Office of Official PRFYNAFBTFC
Navalympics.

CaptainChewbacca Rules the "Office of Bikini Inspection", which certifies all Federal Bikini Inspectors, with an IRON, but soft for the ladies, FIST!! It is one of our most sacred and honored posts.

No one else stepped up in the original thread, so any knew post appointments need to be checked with CINCLOTA.

[Vehrec]

I'd like to join, and request that my Halifax be given the designation "Darwinian Selection Mechanism (sexual)" As proof of the awesome I can find, I offer my services as a data-gatherer to any information you might be in need of.
AWESOME in the form of crack-fic. You will never be able to take Draco Mallfoy seriously again-if you ever could.

Awesome in icebreaker form. SEriously guys, it has a mouth on it's bow. It's like the A-10 of the sealanes, but NUCLEAR.

I have found an AWESOME AMV! There aren't too many of those! If I can find such things in just a few minutes of scurrying around the net, Imagine what I can bring back for Task Force Cunt Puncher!

[Havok]

I suppoert Vehrec's entry into TFCP.

[Zablorg]

Mr Coffee! Mr Coffee! Is there any truth to the rumor that you and your fellow brigands are beginning construction of a small island in the Pacific made of AWSOME and plye wood?

[Havok]

Mr Coffee! Mr Coffee! Is there any truth to the rumor that you and your fellow brigands are beginning construction of a small island in the Pacific made of AWSOME and plye wood?

Excuse me, sir. All questions to the CINCLOTA need to be submitted to the proper office. It's right out back here, over inside that... shed. *click*

[Crossroads Inc.]

*Ahems*

Forgive me for intruding n such a Domain, but, if we are goign to be discussing The AWESOME, I feel it my duty to submit for approval what should be the very modle for, perhaps your anthem as well as method for setteling Duels at Seal

[Shroom Man 777]

What's a CINCLOTA? Sounds like a clitoris.

[Havok]

What's a CINCLOTA? Sounds like a clitoris.

Commander IN Chief Lord Of The AWESOME

[Shroom Man 777]

Clitoris is also awesome.

[tim31]

Wiki is updated. After Mr Coffee, people were listed in post count order. It is a work in progress. I will make up a staff list soon.

Shep, tell us what your ship is called or update the wiki to include it; your post count puts you above Zod but below, of course, Mr Coffee.

Everyone excepting Hav with a post count over 2,500, please advise what boat you're driving.

[Shroom Man 777]

I'm in a Ohio-class submarine.

EDIT:

Goddamn I'm probably the only one of us with nukes. That's because I'm speshul.

[Mr. Coffee]

I'd like to join, and request that my Halifax be given the designation "Darwinian Selection Mechanism (sexual)"

AWESOME... Go add the Badge of AWESOME to your sig, homie.

Mr Coffee! Mr Coffee! Is there any truth to the rumor that you and your fellow brigands are beginning construction of a small island in the Pacific made of AWSOME and plye wood?

What the fuck is "plye wood"? It's PLYWOOD. Not fucking "e" in there. Now go fetch me a beer before I have the rabid monkey on my shoulder shit in your mouth.

Forgive me for intruding n such a Domain, but, if we are goign to be discussing The AWESOME, I feel it my duty to submit for approval what should be the very modle for, perhaps your anthem as well as method for setteling Duels at Seal

Rock out with the cock out to settle grievences... I like it.

Shep, tell us what your ship is called or update the wiki to include it; your post count puts you above Zod but below, of course, Mr Coffee.

Everyone excepting Hav with a post count over 2,500, please advise what boat you're driving.

I'm driving a Sachsen-Class, just so you know. Shep's ship is the MFS Atomic Glutton.

Goddamn I'm probably the only one of us with nukes. That's because I'm speshul.

Nope. Lots of us sailing the Eight Seas of AWESOME with nukes aboard, dude.

It's ok, you're still special. So special you take the short ship to the naval base.

FACE!


AAAARRRRRRR!!! The People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval AWESOMENESS Fleet of Badassery: Task Force Cuntpuncher now counts the MFS Mighty Penis,the MFS Dubious Use of the Worlds Resources, the MFS Yandere, the MFS Cosette, the MFS Alec Guiness, the MFS Bitchslap, the MFS Robber Baron, the MFS Bumbling Hierophant, the MFS Mastubating Walrus, the MFS Christy Fuck, the MFS Devourer of Worlds, the MFS Ass Blaster, the MFS Frigate of Pizazz +2 vs. Douchebags, the MFS Anus Pervasor, the MFS Coelacanthalong, the MFS Doom Panda, the MFS Cornholio, the MFS FHUCK JOO SHROOM!, the MFS Angry Wookie, the MFS Cockslapping Cannon Fodder, the MFS Atomic Glutton, the Darwinian Selection Mechanism (sexual), the MFS Crack-Smoking Thetan Fucker, and the MFS Rambo: First Blood Part II running a train on your Mom's ass.

Wow, who know your Mom could fit 23 people in there... She's a slut, bung.

[tim31]

What's Shep driving... Did we agree he could basically have whatever he wanted?? Like a Nimitz or even a Ford?? Or a totally pimped Iowa?

[CaptainChewbacca]

I believe Shep has an Ohio-class, which somehow has twice the normal compliment of nukes, because he's shep.

[Kodiak]

I believe Shep has an Ohio-class, which somehow has twice the normal compliment of nukes, because he's shep.

I believe his unofficial title was "Glasser of all things Un-Awesome". He offered to make a parking lot of Israel, I believe. He was also in charge of our celebratory fireworks displays.

[MKSheppard]

I believe Shep has an Ohio-class, which somehow has twice the normal compliment of nukes, because he's shep.

No, I just have the Nimitz Class CVN from the TBOverse, with it's full complement of F13Fs and Super Vigilantes

[Civil War Man]

You know, keeping in line with the name of my ship, I better make it look the part. So the Devourer of Worlds shall hereby be painted jet black and covered with spikes. The crew will all dress like cultists, and I better get a set of armour worthy of Sauron or Morgoth.

[Kodiak]

You know, keeping in line with the name of my ship, I better make it look the part. So the Devourer of Worlds shall hereby be painted jet black and covered with spikes. The crew will all dress like cultists, and I better get a set of armour worthy of Sauron or Morgoth.

I'm actually imagining something like this for your armor:

[CaptainChewbacca]

Jesus CHRIST! Is that Spawn with a machine gun!

[NoXion]

I hear you're looking for specialists.

I henceforth submit my application for the post of Morale Officer. I feel that my suitability for this post is indicated by my ship's ability to play rousing songs/PRFYNAFBTFC propaganda at earsplitting volume to the accompaniment of arcing effects lighting up the whole sky, its uplifting fruity colour scheme and profusion of cheerfully coloured flags.

You will be happy. Or else.

[Kodiak]

Jesus CHRIST! Is that Spawn with a machine gun!

You might think he's firing bullets, but he's actually slaying douchebags and fucktards with slugs forged of pure awesome, tempered w/ badass, made right at home in the People's Republic of FuckYeah.