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Posted: 2008-06-20 02:52pm
by Shroom Man 777
Well, I think we're gonna be real dicks in this one.

Oh well, I'm sure Paul needs to let off some steam anywhoo.

Posted: 2008-06-20 03:34pm
by PeZook
Holy shit...

Sarin gas...goddammit, if Eden is ever found, it will be Zablanie'd for sure. These guys aren't making any friends.

Posted: 2008-06-20 04:08pm
by Coyote
Lonestar, if you want to do anything with Belle Sweets and Percy McMilque/Punch Rockgroin, go ahead, otherwise I was going to leave the issue unresolved unless some great idea sprang up...

Posted: 2008-06-20 04:11pm
by Lonestar
Coyote wrote:Lonestar, if you want to do anything with Belle Sweets and Percy McMilque/Punch Rockgroin, go ahead, otherwise I was going to leave the issue unresolved unless some great idea sprang up...
Actually, I was going to post a story along the lines of what I did until I got distracted at work...and you beat me to it.

If I think of something I will.

Posted: 2008-06-20 04:13pm
by DarthShady
King Paul and Prime Minister Shroom are about to wet their pants. :twisted:

You were just asking for it PeZook. :lol:

Good luck getting out of it, i am of to bed.

Posted: 2008-06-20 04:44pm
by PeZook
DarthShady wrote:King Paul and Prime Minister Shroom are about to wet their pants. :twisted:

You were just asking for it PeZook. :lol:

Good luck getting out of it, i am of to bed.
Thanks a lot for ruining Shroom's visit, asshole.

And please. This is complete suicide. Since Shroom is on an official visit, the palace is CRAWLING with heavily armed people. This was really the worst time to attack the place.

Posted: 2008-06-20 06:02pm
by DarthShady
Thanks a lot for ruining Shroom's visit, asshole.
Sorry. :oops:
And please. This is complete suicide. Since Shroom is on an official visit, the palace is CRAWLING with heavily armed people. This was really the worst time to attack the place.
Yes, it was suicide. But they wouldn't get another chance to take out two FUN leaders at the same time. You can spin this around and get support from your people. You have got to be doing a good job if the bad guys want you dead. :wink:

Once again, I'm sorry. If you want to retcon it that's fine with me.

Posted: 2008-06-20 06:06pm
by RogueIce
Raj Ahten wrote:By the way RogueIce, when should my sub I ordered from you be ready?
I'm going to go with...now.

Go ahead and take delivery. Which means sending over a crew to train with some of our own submariners so they can not sink themselves on the way home. :wink:

Posted: 2008-06-20 06:07pm
by PeZook
DarthShady wrote: Once again, I'm sorry. If you want to retcon it that's fine with me.
Nah. I spent all this time writing about the firefight, I don't feel like deleting it now :P

Though I'm seriously thinking about turning PeZookia into a police state just so that I can make it impossible for random assholes to stir shit up like that :P

I wonder how Shroom will react...
Yes, it was suicide. But they wouldn't get another chance to take out two FUN leaders at the same time. You can spin this around and get support from your people. You have got to be doing a good job if the bad guys want you dead. Wink
To be honest, a mortar/rocket attack would've had a greater chance of success. They literally went in through the worst possible avenue of approach: through the front door, so that they had to grind through at least three layers of security. Realistically, since everybody was alert because of the visit, an alarm would've sounded the moment they shot that soldier.

Posted: 2008-06-20 06:10pm
by Raj Ahten
PeZook wrote:
DarthShady wrote: Once again, I'm sorry. If you want to retcon it that's fine with me.
Nah. I spent all this time writing about the firefight, I don't feel like deleting it now :P

Though I'm seriously thinking about turning PeZookia into a police state just so that I can make it impossible for random assholes to stir shit up like that :P

I wonder how Shroom will react...
Yes, it was suicide. But they wouldn't get another chance to take out two FUN leaders at the same time. You can spin this around and get support from your people. You have got to be doing a good job if the bad guys want you dead. Wink
To be honest, a mortar/rocket attack would've had a greater chance of success. They literally went in through the worst possible avenue of approach: through the front door, so that they had to grind through at least three layers of security. Realistically, since everybody was alert because of the visit, an alarm would've sounded the moment they shot that soldier.
No need for a police stae per say, all you need to do is moniter every phone conversation or e-mail in the country. Of course there will be no abuse :wink:

Posted: 2008-06-20 06:15pm
by DarthShady
PeZook wrote:
DarthShady wrote: Once again, I'm sorry. If you want to retcon it that's fine with me.
Nah. I spent all this time writing about the firefight, I don't feel like deleting it now :P

Though I'm seriously thinking about turning PeZookia into a police state just so that I can make it impossible for random assholes to stir shit up like that :P

I wonder how Shroom will react...
I am willing to lend you a few of my commissars to help keep the order. :wink:

As for Shroom, i think this might push him over the edge. I mean poor guy his mental state is deteriorating by the second. :lol:

And i think its time we launch an international police action and take down all of these goddamn cultists, terrorists and other assholes.
To be honest, a mortar/rocket attack would've had a greater chance of success. They literally went in through the worst possible avenue of approach: through the front door, so that they had to grind through at least three layers of security. Realistically, since everybody was alert because of the visit, an alarm would've sounded the moment they shot that soldier.
I kinda wrote that in a hurry. And also i didn't want them to be successful. I like you guys. :wink:

EDIT:

Shroom what are my chances of getting Elena back?

Posted: 2008-06-20 07:51pm
by MKSheppard
CmdrWilkens wrote:Hey Shep when did you have time to develop a nuke powered destroyer class vessel?
On 1975, DLGNs became CGNs in @; I decided to rename all of my CGNs to DLGNs in the game.

Posted: 2008-06-20 08:20pm
by The Yosemite Bear
The Bear Republic unleashes forces of confustion, and yet another earthquake...

hey, I just thought of an idea of what we could do with our little tiny island, which is still hot enough to be surrounded by steam.

prison for Eco-terrorists?

Posted: 2008-06-20 08:32pm
by MKSheppard
And I've just unleashed......JOHN RAMBO onto the STGOD.

Rambo + Knife + GENITAL = lots of dead people.

Posted: 2008-06-21 02:26am
by RogueIce
For those who saw the old version of this post it has been modified. Instead of Wilkonia temporarily assigning two SSNs to the battlegroup, they have now donated three SSNs to the joint MESS command.

Posted: 2008-06-21 02:34am
by Shroom Man 777
Oh, Shroom's not gonna go nuts anymore. He's pissed and he's tired of these locos and to show his resolution and commitment to the FUN and to PeZookia, he is staying and he is continuing his tour. It might get delayed by a day, though, so we can get Heraclius in as well. Leaders of the FUN and the MESS standing side by side to show their solidarity!

Shroom's got brass balls.

Posted: 2008-06-21 06:04am
by PeZook
I am going to say "FUCK YOU" to Benjamin Franklin and trade liberty for security, mangs :D

In the following months, you will see a huge increase in monitoring in PeZookian cities, with image-recognition software present everywhere.

By 2013 all vehicles will have to be equipped with positional transponders, so that they can be tracked as they move around the cities. Travel in and out of the country will require ID, even to and from FUN countries (no passports or visas, though).

All citizens will be required to carry RFID cards, which will be used to access the metro, city centers and government buildings (schools, administration, hospitals). Access records will be collated in a centralized database, along with medical, social security and education data. All official business will be conducted through the use of those RFID cards. To be implemented by 2015.

I'm thinking about more, but this may be going overboard anyway ;)

Posted: 2008-06-21 06:32am
by Shroom Man 777
Don't go too overboard, man. Seriously. I recommend against it. Let's just find and kill these guys and put an end to this once and for all.

EDIT:

Either that or we have these fuckers attack PeZookia (not Paul) and convince the people how they need protection from Big Brother Paul :P

Posted: 2008-06-21 06:49am
by PeZook
Shroom Man 777 wrote:Don't go too overboard, man. Seriously. I recommend against it. Let's just find and kill these guys and put an end to this once and for all.

EDIT:

Either that or we have these fuckers attack PeZookia (not Paul) and convince the people how they need protection from Big Brother Paul :P
Huh. Yeah, it probably isn't that good of an idea, and it's aimed at my citizens rather than the SERPENT or SNAKE or AMPHIBIAN or whatever other shadowy criminal cartels there may be.

Still, travel restrictions will remain in place for four weeks. And, obviously, all possible intel and security agencies will concentrate on this case.

Fuck, this wil be satisfying to hang those bastards high :D

Posted: 2008-06-21 07:12am
by Shroom Man 777
Don't turn PeZookia into Oceania. Let's just turn it into Britain during those tough times with the IRA an' shit.

Send Nicholas Angel and Constable Butterbean to bust the asses of those dissident aggressors. Here comes the fuzz :twisted:

And, of course, JOHN SHROOMBO. Goddamn I love you, Shep.

Posted: 2008-06-21 08:08am
by Fingolfin_Noldor
Maybe for some excitement, some assassins will attempt to attack the Byzantine Emperor when he arrives in PeZookia?

Posted: 2008-06-21 08:11am
by PeZook
Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Maybe for some excitement, some assassins will attempt to attack the Byzantine Emperor when he arrives in PeZookia?
They'd have to be a squad of T-800s, seeing that Astoria is swarming with police, military and intelligence agencies after that last assassination attempt :P

Posted: 2008-06-21 08:16am
by Fingolfin_Noldor
PeZook wrote:
Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Maybe for some excitement, some assassins will attempt to attack the Byzantine Emperor when he arrives in PeZookia?
They'd have to be a squad of T-800s, seeing that Astoria is swarming with police, military and intelligence agencies after that last assassination attempt :P
A squad of droids??! How and what?!

Posted: 2008-06-21 08:34am
by PeZook
Fingolfin_Noldor wrote: A squad of droids??! How and what?!
I meant that in order to pull off an attack in Astoria, which is now swarming with police and military, any would-be assassin would have to a T-800. Or have a tank, but that doesn't guarantee anything ;)

Posted: 2008-06-21 08:41am
by Fingolfin_Noldor
Well, there's still the Jenovans, unless you rounded them up all.