Posted: 2003-04-02 11:02pm
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Well there's Athena ....Zaia wrote:At the moment, I can't think of a single mythical God that wasn't dumb as a brick....
Pfft heck no.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, if you ignore the Greco-Roman junk, there are probably quite a few, Zaia.
Hmm, would Amaterasu Omikami work, or is the supreme goddess of the Shinto religion too high in rank to hit on/sleep with?
Thanks, Vym, but I was thinking of guys..you know, for myself...Vympel wrote:Well there's Athena ....Zaia wrote:At the moment, I can't think of a single mythical God that wasn't dumb as a brick....I'd hit on Athena.
A- she's Greek, so we have something in common
B- she's wise, so we have something in common
C- she's hot
D- she has armor
Athena rules.
What are you talkigg bou' Zaia, duh...uh...? Kite a few gods webuhre fair smehts guys. Take Dod f' examble. Um uh.He was associatid wid speech, litehature, uh uh uh, arts, duuhhhh, 'n learnigg. Odin was also known as de god of wisdom 'n poetry, along wid war 'n warmakigg, GEEEHEEHEEE.I’m sure dehe are odeh exambles but I can’t dink of any rite now.Zaia wrote:At the moment, I can't think of a single mythical God that wasn't dumb as a brick....
I could make a tasteless lewd stereotypical guys-love-lesbians post right now. But I won't.Zaia wrote:
Thanks, Vym, but I was thinking of guys..you know, for myself...
Why would anyone want to ignore the most well-known Gods to think about a bunch of obscure asian ones? Go home.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, if you ignore the Greco-Roman junk, there are probably quite a few, Zaia.
Hmm, would Amaterasu Omikami work, or is the supreme sun goddess of the Shinto religion too high in rank to hit on/sleep with?
Thoth?Zaia wrote:At the moment, I can't think of a single mythical God that wasn't dumb as a brick....
Prometheus?Zaia wrote:Thanks, Vym, but I was thinking of guys..you know, for myself...
And Hera would have been to jealous. What about Demeter and Persephone?SyntaxVorlon wrote:Athena, Hephesta, Artemis were all virgin/sexshunning women. Artemis was to sporty, Athena too smart, Hephesta to pure for men. Though according to some myths Artemis just lost the only man she loved and be came unable to love another, but that's constellation myth.
She's a goddess with the head of a cat.Shinova wrote:Isn't Bast a cat?Coyote wrote:Bast.
No way. He'd realize that it wouldn't work out in the end, so he'd just brush you off. Epimetheus on the other hand....verilon wrote:Prometheus?Zaia wrote:Thanks, Vym, but I was thinking of guys..you know, for myself...
.... would not be much better. He's not intelligent as Prometheus (my point of bringing Prometheus up in the first place).Baron Mordo wrote:No way. He'd realize that it wouldn't work out in the end, so he'd just brush you off. Epimetheus on the other hand....verilon wrote:Prometheus?Zaia wrote:Thanks, Vym, but I was thinking of guys..you know, for myself...
lol.. well, this is true... maybe.Baron Mordo wrote:Ah, but Epimetheus learns from the past. Sure, it might be a little rocky at first, but he'd be good once you got him into a groove.
Right. See, here's what I was thinking: if I were to succeed in picking up said mythical deity, the eventuality of nookie would ensue, and the worst way to end an evening is by coughing up hairballs because the guy I decided to hook up with has the head of a cat/horse/cow/whatever. See?NecronLord wrote:Thoth?Zaia wrote:At the moment, I can't think of a single mythical God that wasn't dumb as a brick....
In fact I can't think of any egyptian gods who were dumb...
Shame about the animal heads... (Though they were optional, think stargate)