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Enigma wrote:But nevertheless there are other words that can be used without saying "cock". It's one I refuse to use. Unless its used with another word like "cockfight" (no. it does not mean a dick fight. ).

Cocksucker. Cockmonkey. Cockbreath. Cockblocker. Cockrocket. Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Jesus, even a chick like me can use the word cock. Of course I've been somewhat corrupted by my BF....

jmac wrote:Cocksucker. Cockmonkey. Cockbreath. Cockblocker. Cockrocket. Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Jesus, even a chick like me can use the word cock. Of course I've been somewhat corrupted by my BF....

A girl does not become a woman until she is comfortable with cock.

Darth Wong wrote:A girl does not become a woman until she is comfortable with cock.

That is true, though the way I heard it was "a girl is not a woman until she's had some cock".

jmac wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:A girl does not become a woman until she is comfortable with cock.

That is true, though the way I heard it was "a girl is not a woman until she's had some cock".

I heard it was supposed to hurt the first time though...

So, being comfortable with it would work in that sense.

Darth Wong wrote:

jmac wrote:Cocksucker. Cockmonkey. Cockbreath. Cockblocker. Cockrocket. Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Jesus, even a chick like me can use the word cock. Of course I've been somewhat corrupted by my BF....

A girl does not become a woman until she is comfortable with cock.

Well, what about lesbians..?

~ver

verilon wrote:Well, what about lesbians..?

~ver

A dildo could substitute I suppose.

According to Yahoo Maps, it's about 10 km their way; 6 - 6.5 km the straight way... you theoretically could've made it.




Sometime similar happened to me, with 4 exceptions:

1. The distance involved was about 7-8 km
2. She gave me 5 minutes
3. The girl is really bad at estimating (it was intended for me to not be able to make it)
4. I made it

Better luck next time?

Kelly Antilles wrote:Wow, I'm so impressed at how this thread has gone from RogueIce's ewok pajamas to Enigma showing his own denial. Brilliant.

I deny that!

jmac wrote:

Enigma wrote:But nevertheless there are other words that can be used without saying "cock". It's one I refuse to use. Unless its used with another word like "cockfight" (no. it does not mean a dick fight. ).

Cocksucker. Cockmonkey. Cockbreath. Cockblocker. Cockrocket. Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Jesus, even a chick like me can use the word cock. Of course I've been somewhat corrupted by my BF....

HA! The reason is the same with your BF, you touch yourself at night.

RogueIce wrote:
A dildo could substitute I suppose.

We have our own rite of passage into womanhood which involves a test of one's ability to successfully apply a bull emasculator to a member of the opposite sex.

RogueIce wrote:
As for NoK and theski...your time will come...

X wrote:According to Yahoo Maps, it's about 10 km their way; 6 - 6.5 km the straight way... you theoretically could've made it.

The Map


Sometime similar happened to me, with 4 exceptions:

1. The distance involved was about 7-8 km
2. She gave me 5 minutes
3. The girl is really bad at estimating (it was intended for me to not be able to make it)
4. I made it

Better luck next time?

Not with the traffic at the time.

And Yahoo Maps suck. That'll take me by Busch Gardens, which is a mess during park hours.

EDIT: Sorry for not dressing that link...

RogueIce wrote:
That'll take me by Busch Gardens, which is a mess during park hours.

It must be tough being a big-city Gnome.

Or NOK is it "big city ex-Gnome"

theski wrote:Or NOK is it "big city ex-Gnome"

Ouch! What's a gnome gonna do without a secret revolutionary club house!

*wonders why NoK and theski keep following him around and making comments about him*

Guess Zaia's not the only one with a "stalker" eh, boys?

NOK wrote:

Ouch! What's a gnome gonna do without a secret revolutionary club house!

I wonder if he still gets to be Grand Vizier... if there is no horde..??

RogueIce wrote:*wonders why NoK and theski keep following him around and making comments about him*

Oh this is too easy...once again, it's because you touch yourself at night.

Next of Kin wrote:

theski wrote:Or NOK is it "big city ex-Gnome"

Ouch! What's a gnome gonna do without a secret revolutionary club house!

That's easy...



He's gonna be slaughtered by Black Mages like me. Duh!

Captain_Cyran wrote:That's easy...



He's gonna be slaughtered by Black Mages like me. Duh!

And by the HAB!

Does the closing of The Mailbox really warrant being talked about in, what is it, three seperate threads now?

Please just shut up already. What's done is done.

RogueIce wrote:Does the closing of The Mailbox really warrant being talked about in, what is it, three seperate threads now?

Please just shut up already. What's done is done.

I'm sorry. BTW, why was your forum closed?

YT300000 wrote:I'm sorry. BTW, why was your forum closed?

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=27633

Can this please not degenerate into a gnome bashing which is cleverly disguised SPAM!!

Durran Korr wrote:You should have said "I'll pass. I was hoping for somebody who is clean."

Outstanding come-back!

That's the only way to respond to a tease, IMO: call their bluff. Anyone who plays games with another person's desires and feelings is just a flat-out asshole. I think they either deserve to be manipulated and humiliated themselves.

Another come-back:

I don't think so. My hand doesn't make me rush. And it's tighter than your pussy anyday.

The geniune suggestion that a MAN would rather masturbate than have intercourse usually hits like a ton of bricks. I knew a guy who told his wife something along those lines, and convinced her that he was deadly serious; the very idea hurt her, badly.

Sadly, I don't think the wife did anything to warrant that kind of mental abuse. But Rogue, your gal needs a serious attitude adjustment. Some humility would suit her.

If it keeps you from getting laid, simply consider that a lifetime of dignity is worth more than feeling good for a couple of hours. Dignity can't make you cum, but you're assured more sexual relationships when you're a confident, self-assured person who sticks up for himself.

That's not to imply you're not, or even that your galpal is necessarily this despicable person, but since you didn't go out of your way to qualify her general goodness I gotta conclude that she's not worth the time/effort.