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IG-88E wrote:That's toute de suite.

So what is it?

Sorry... one of my more unusual quirks is that I refuse to use the French spelling or pronunciation of any phrase, primarily because said practice amuses me...

The answer is a broom.

New Riddle: (at least, I think I'm making this one up...)

In good times I fly; in hard times, I crawl
In lovers' embraces, I move not at all.

I got one.

When one does not know what it is, then it is something, but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.

What is it?

Australopithicus wrote:I got one.

When one does not know what it is, then it is something, but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.

What is it?

The Unknown.

What word is always spelled wrong?

Andrew J. wrote:What word is always spelled wrong?

W-R-O-N-G

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:New Riddle: (at least, I think I'm making this one up...)

In good times I fly; in hard times, I crawl
In lovers' embraces, I move not at all.

Looks like nobody got this one, so here it is: Time.

The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of the end
The end of every race

What am I?

And here's number two:

As I was walking to St. Ive's I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks and wives, how many were going to St. Ive's?

Relatively easy, these two. Enjoy.

As I was walking to St. Ive's I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks and wives, how many were going to St. Ive's?

er... 1 guy which in this riddle is I?

The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of the end
The end of every race

the letter "E"

Dammit salm you're good!

Hmmm...

I am nought when I am named. What am I?

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:

Australopithicus wrote:I got one.

When one does not know what it is, then it is something, but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.

What is it?

The Unknown.

NOPE. TRY AGAIN.

Australopithicus wrote:I got one.

When one does not know what it is, then it is something, but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.

What is it?

Nothing?

NOPE. Try again...

Ryan's mother has 3 kids, named June, July, and what?

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

What things are in a box that you can't find anywhere in the universe?

1. ryan

3. the crowbar to open the box with


how many roads must a woman walk down before you call her a man

salm wrote:1. ryan

3. the crowbar to open the box with


how many roads must a woman walk down before you call her a man

One is right, but three is wrong. The answer to three is the letters B, O, and X.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:

salm wrote:1. ryan

3. the crowbar to open the box with


how many roads must a woman walk down before you call her a man

One is right, but three is wrong. The answer to three is the letters B, O, and X.

yes, i know, but i like my answer better

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of the end
The end of every race

What am I?

And here's number two:

As I was walking to St. Ive's I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks and wives, how many were going to St. Ive's?

Relatively easy, these two. Enjoy.

1. E
2. 1

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Ryan's mother has 3 kids, named June, July, and what?

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

What things are in a box that you can't find anywhere in the universe?

That reminds me of the oldie but goodie, "Did your mom have any kids that lived?"