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Master of Ossus wrote:Seriously. Charisma Carpenter is ludicrously hot.

I second (third?) that remark. She's fucking smokin'.

Tia Carrere
Cameron Diaz
Renee Zellweger

Cal Wright wrote:What does he mean then, not as good as the others? She is so hot, I wish I had two dicks to jerk off to her instead of one I have to whack twice as hard.

OOPS i guess i badly phrased that,i too agree she's freaking hot.

BTW AP long or short hair she's nice to look and whack at

Howedar wrote:

Master of Ossus wrote:Seriously. Charisma Carpenter is ludicrously hot.

I second (third?) that remark. She's fucking smokin'.

Third. (Fourth.)

That Playboy shoot was fucking sweet.

Peta Wilson
Katherine Heigl
Alyson Hannigan
Jessica Alba
Monica Bellucci

Not to harp on Sharon Stone or anything, but did you guys know that she's a MENSA member?

I tend to like more realistic ethnic ladies like Rosario Dawson, Selma Hyack, Jennifer Lopez (Trashy I know but DAMN) and then there's the obligatory Natalie Portman. I'm not a big fan of the plastic living barbie dolls like Pamela Anderson.

As Sir Mix-A-Lot said "Plastic parts are made for toys!" Is it me or are most Playboy models getting less attractive these days? Fake platinum blond hair, fake boobs, too much makeup and Chuck Woolery/ George Hamilton suntanning that makes their skin look like overcooked bacon. Ugh.

Elfdart wrote:Is it me or are most Playboy models getting less attractive these days? Fake platinum blond hair, fake boobs, too much makeup and Chuck Woolery/ George Hamilton suntanning that makes their skin look like overcooked bacon. Ugh.

It's not just you, the quality has definitely gone down from the days when I used to swipe them from store shelves. It's like they're stamping them out the same way they stamp out "singers" for American Idol, generic cookie cutter women that no one will remember in a year. Thank god for internet porn.

Some of the names I see here would fit better on a "Cute As Hell" list.

Allison Hanigan
Katie Holmes
Kirsten Dunst
Natalie Portman

Call it a character flaw, but I can't be turned on by actresses if I've seen them first as little girls:

Alyssa Milano
Drew Barrymore
Thora Birch

It seems... wrong.

Christina Ricci

Kirsten Dunst

Thora Birch

Mila Kunis

Mena Suvari

Julianne Moore

Nicole Kidman

And for some old school

Julie Newmar

There are just way to many to lis! I have to pick some of my favorites. Yes I kow they are all WWE Divas... But they are still actresses:

Amy Dumas, Trish Stratus, Christy Hemme, Amy Weber, Stacy Keibler and Torrie Wilson.

aerius wrote:

Elfdart wrote:Is it me or are most Playboy models getting less attractive these days? Fake platinum blond hair, fake boobs, too much makeup and Chuck Woolery/ George Hamilton suntanning that makes their skin look like overcooked bacon. Ugh.

It's not just you, the quality has definitely gone down from the days when I used to swipe them from store shelves. It's like they're stamping them out the same way they stamp out "singers" for American Idol, generic cookie cutter women that no one will remember in a year. Thank god for internet porn.

Less than half of them are worth buying the magazine over. It really is for the articles!

For a comparison, do a google search for Marina Baker in images. There's a picture of her standing by a column... Hef doesn't make 'em like he used to. What's funny is that she's now the mayor of a small town in England.

Thanks for reminding me of Julie Newmar! She caused either my second or third woody, at about the same time as Caroline Munro. Too bad they don't put foxy ladies like that in kids' movies and TV shows anymore. The Golden Voyage of Sinbad and Batman ruled! I've always hated musicals, but watching Julie Newmar dance in Lil Abner...

Elfdart wrote:As Sir Mix-A-Lot said "Plastic parts are made for toys!" Is it me or are most Playboy models getting less attractive these days? Fake platinum blond hair, fake boobs, too much makeup and Chuck Woolery/ George Hamilton suntanning that makes their skin look like overcooked bacon. Ugh.

I believe that playboy is heading in the more natural (less fake boobs) direction. I think playboy is deffinately getting better than it was in the 80's/90's. I also happen to like a good tanned (fake tans looks sometimes look real stupid though) girl rather than a white girl, is partly why I'm after me a nice darker skinned Italian girl.

Zaia wrote:Peta Wilson

HOLY SHIT. I thought I was one of the only people that have heard of her! You aren't by any chance a La Femme Nikita fan are you?

Stormbringer wrote:

Zaia wrote:Peta Wilson

HOLY SHIT. I thought I was one of the only people that have heard of her! You aren't by any chance a La Femme Nikita fan are you?

Of course I am. Who doesn't love a gorgeous Aussie kickin' ass?

Zaia wrote:

Stormbringer wrote:

Zaia wrote:Peta Wilson

HOLY SHIT. I thought I was one of the only people that have heard of her! You aren't by any chance a La Femme Nikita fan are you?

Of course I am. Who doesn't love a gorgeous Aussie kickin' ass?

Cool. And who indeed? The show was cheesy but darn if it wasn't a fun guilty pleasure.

Stormbringer wrote:

Zaia wrote:Peta Wilson

HOLY SHIT. I thought I was one of the only people that have heard of her! You aren't by any chance a La Femme Nikita fan are you?

You should see her in playboy. Rowrrrr!!!

Cal Wright wrote:

Stormbringer wrote:

Zaia wrote:Peta Wilson

HOLY SHIT. I thought I was one of the only people that have heard of her! You aren't by any chance a La Femme Nikita fan are you?

You should see her in playboy. Rowrrrr!!!

Own the issue thank you very much. And yes she is damn fine in that. Damn fine indeed.

Let me add Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpenter, Elisha Cuthbert, Christina Ricca, Kirsten Dunst, Rosario Dawson, Scarlet Johanson, and from the old school, Jayne Mansfield (who, coincidentally, was born Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania, a town five minutes from where I went to school).

Gwyneth Paltrow.
Milla Jovovich.
Nicole Kidman.

If you mean Nicole Kidman as she looked when she was younger, you might have a point. Today, though, she looks pretty damn ghastly.

Peregrin Toker wrote:If you mean Nicole Kidman as she looked when she was younger, you might have a point. Today, though, she looks pretty damn ghastly.

Ghastly? Are you on crack? Granted a couple of those pictures are not particularly flattering but she's still a fine looking woman, especially at her age. I'd do her in a heart beat.

Peregrin Toker wrote:If you mean Nicole Kidman as she looked when she was younger, you might have a point. Today, though, she looks pretty damn ghastly.

I don't think she's ghastly, but I do wonder why she dyed her hair blond. Fucking hell, there's NOTHING wrong with redheads.