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Keevan Colton

Balrog wrote:Maybe if I act humble enough, someone will make a card of me...?

Well, I'm sure that depends on how well you suck cock...

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Keevan Colton

Hint: Geocities sucks monkey ass. Once the bandwidth is exceeded, we cannot see pictures hosted on it by any means, including directly opening the URL.

Rogue 9 wrote:

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Keevan Colton

Hint: Geocities sucks monkey ass. Once the bandwidth is exceeded, we cannot see pictures hosted on it by any means, including directly opening the URL.

Just found that out. Any suggestions on an alternate host which is preferably free.

Photoshack is your friend.

http://www.photobucket.com

We have a whole thread about where to find image hosting stuck to the top of this forum.

Surlethe wrote:

Balrog wrote:Maybe if I act humble enough, someone will make a card of me...?

Well, I'm sure that depends on how well you suck cock...

What about ass-kissing? That I won't have any problems with...

Uh...can someone do me?
Blue Card



Lonestar
(Need a Lonestar/Bill Pullman pic)


Legendary Incompetant Junior NCO

[tap] to see opponent's cards.
Warwolf

"I'll be honest with you, the Navy sent me to school for 7 months and I still don't know why electricity doesn't just fall out of outlets"

Heres a few more (I reposted your's Cyran, oh, and sorceries can't have trample ):













Yosemite, what picture do you want for Kelly's card?

Balrog wrote:What about ass-kissing? That I won't have any problems with...

*shrug* I just deal in the common currency, buddy. No exchange rates for me...



Anyways, to contribute:

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Ban Hammer

Enchantment

You may play the Ban Hammer as long as an Administrator is in play.

Ban Hammer enables the Instant "Ban".

"I will kick your ass out the door so fast your head will spin." ~Darth Wong

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Ban

Instant

If Ban Hammer is in play, use Ban for an instant kill on any of an opponent's creatures. Thereafter, tap the Ban Hammer and discard the Ban in the graveyard. It may be used again only after Ban Hammer has been untapped.

"TERMINATE HIM!" ~AdmiralKanos

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The Hall of Shame

Land

Generate one black mana each turn. If a troll or a titled creature is in play, enable the Four Horsemen.

"Welcome to the house of flames...
Now you've come of age
heading to the house of flames
nah na na na nahh" ~NecronLord

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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Enchantment -- Aura

Cost: One Black Mana

Attach this card to any Legendary Creature -- Moderator. When the Hall of Shame is played, permanently tap all already played trolls/spammers/misanthropes/titled creatures.

If a new creature is a troll or becomes titled, and attacks, the attack is doubled and reflected upon the troll/titled creature. It then is permanently tapped so long as the Horseman is in play.

"This forum is controlled by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. They are not here to moderate this forum, but rather, to ruthlessly mock and insult the trolls, misanthropes, spammers, and idiots for whom this forum was created." ~AdmiralKanos

(a bit wordy, I know; suggestions to parse it down?)

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Surlethe wrote:@ Noble Ire:

You know, Cyran's card should all be italicized.

That, and maybe just chop off AdmiralKanos' quote to just "TERMINATE HIM!" to add more admin-ish abilities?

It looks kind of off if you do that. But, if he asks...

As to Admiral Kanos, I think brutal simplicty works best.

Another one (I'm kind of behind):

For Jake99's image, if I may recommend ...

Sweet, thanks!

w00t, now I have my own Magic card thanks Noble

Edit: All I need now is for other LotR fans to get cards so I can get my bonus

Someone's gotta make a card for Stewart at SDI.

aerius wrote:Someone's gotta make a card for Stewart at SDI

And it -must- contain the term "adult drinks".

On the "Mrs. Kendall" card, that should be Cpl Kendall. Technically. Unless I missed something earlier.

USS Bunker Hill

Artefact Creature- Cruisier, Guided Missile


First Strike
When Bunker Hill comes into play create five TLAM counters. Each counter buries target land.
When Lonestar is in play, BKH gets -1/-1

"I'd like to congradulate all of your performances in the continuing War on Freedom"- Captain R.W. Durham

I found a site that does fan MTG cards: http://wwwhome.cs.utwente.nl/%7Eoosting ... .php?l=eng

Hope this helps, Crossroads!

Where'd that ISD icon come from?

Okay, I've got a card for Stewart of SDI in the works:

Name: Stewart of SDI
Type: Green (get it?)
Cost: XGGGG

[picie]

Legendary Creature - Trektard Lord
5/5

Card Text:
Comes into play with X +1/+0 argument tokens. Remove an argument token if Stewart at SDI is tapped for any reason.

Stewart at SDI deals no damage.

Flavor Text: "None of you can perceive my brilliance!"

UPDATE: The card's made. Now let's see if I can master this autohosting thing...

PS. PM me if you want to host my image!

Wyrm wrote:I found a site that does fan MTG cards: http://wwwhome.cs.utwente.nl/%7Eoosting ... .php?l=eng

Hope this helps, Crossroads!

Oh dude, you are SO My new best friend.

Ok! Who wants cards?

From Chardok