Darth Wong wrote:Anguirus wrote:R2D2 and C3PO's long back-and-forth conversations? When did these take place?
How about the whole beginning of ANH and RotJ? Plus a fair chunk of the end of ESB.
Wrong. Show me quotes of these long conversations.
My pleasure. I can only assume it's been awhile since you saw the films.
In this one, R2 calls 3PO a mindless philosopher and expresses knowledge of what he's carrying to 3PO. This is already more sophiscated than what we've seen from a battle droid, and it isn't much.
THREEPIO: Hey, you're not permitted in there. It's restricted. You'll
be deactivated for sure..
Artoo beeps something to him.
THREEPIO: Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of
grease! Now come out before somebody sees you.
Artoo whistles something at his reluctant friend regarding
the mission he is about to perform.
THREEPIO: Secret mission? What plans? What are you talking about? I'm
not getting in there!
Artoo isn't happy with Threepio's stubbornness, and he beeps
and twangs angrily.
A new explosion, this time very close, sends dust and debris
through the narrow subhallway. Flames lick at Threepio and,
after a flurry of electronic swearing from Artoo, the lanky
robot jumps into the lifepod.
THREEPIO: I'm going to regret this.
Here, R2 makes a decision, argues with 3PO about that decision, and decides to set off on his own. In the film version, he even seems sad that 3PO's leaving. Alredy, we're past the Five Line Mark established by the battle droid in the Naboo hangar.
THREEPIO: How did I get into this mess? I really don't know how. We
seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.
Artoo answers with beeping sounds.
THREEPIO: I've got to rest before I fall apart. My joints are almost
frozen.
Artoo continues to respond with beeping sounds.
THREEPIO: What a desolate place this is.
Suddenly Artoo whistles, makes a sharp right turn and
starts off in the direction of the rocky desert mesas. Threepio
stops and yells at him.
THREEPIO: Where are you going?
A stream of electronic noises pours forth from the small
robot.
THREEPIO: Well, I'm not going that way. It's much too rocky. This way
is much easier.
Artoo counters with a long whistle.
THREEPIO: What makes you think there are settlements over there?
Artoo continues to make beeping sounds.
THREEPIO: Don't get technical with me.
Artoo continues to make beeping sounds.
THREEPIO: What mission? What are you talking about? I've had just
about enough of you! Go that way! You'll be malfunctioning within a
day, you nearsighted scrap pile!
Threepio gives the little robot a kick and starts off in
the direction of the vast dune sea.
THREEPIO: And don't let me catch you following me begging for help,
because you won't get it.
Artoo's reply is a rather rude sound. He turns and trudges
off in the direction of the towering mesas.
THREEPIO: No more adventures. I'm not going that way.
Artoo beeps to himself as he makes his way toward the
distant mountains.
Here's a three-way conversation with Luke, 3PO, and R2. R2 lies to both of them, tricks Luke, and claims to belong to someone else. In the film version, he responds angrily to 3PO's saying he is "eccentric." At the end of the conversation, he seems concerned about whether Luke *likes* him, and in the film version again seems sad at 3PO's response. Over the next scene (dinner with the Lars family), R2 escapes.
LEIA: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
LUKE: What's this?
Artoo looks around and sheepishly beeps an answer for
Threepio to translate. Leia continues to repeat the sentence
fragment over and over.
THREEPIO: What is what?!? He asked you a question...(pointing to Leia)
What is that?
Artoo whistles his surprise as he pretends to just notice
the hologram. He looks around and sheepishly beeps an answer
for Threepio to translate. Leia continues to repeat the
sentence fragment over and over.
LEIA: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. Help me, Obi-Wan
Kenobi. You're my only hope.
THREEPIO: Oh, he says it's nothing, sir. Merely a malfunction. Old
data. Pay it no mind.
Luke becomes intrigued by the beautiful girl.
LUKE: Who is she? She's beautiful.
THREEPIO: I'm afraid I'm not quite sure, sir.
LEIA: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi...
THREEPIO: I think she was a passenger on our last voyage. A person of
some importance, sir -- I believe. Our captain was attached to...
LUKE: Is there more to this recording?
Luke reaches out for Artoo but he lets out several frantic
squeaks and a whistle.
THREEPIO: Behave yourself, Artoo. You're going to get us in trouble.
It's all right, you can trust him. He's our new master.
Artoo whistles and beeps a long message to Threepio.
THREEPIO: He says he's the property of Obi-Wan Kenobi, a resident of
these parts. And it's a private message for him. Quite frankly, sir I
don't know what he's talking about. Our last master was Captain
Antilles, but with what we've been through, this little R2 unit has
become a bit eccentric.
LUKE: Obi-Wan Kenobi? I wonder if he means old Ben Kenobi?
THREEPIO: I beg your pardon, sir, but do you know what he's talking
about?
LUKE: Well, I don't know anyone named Obi-Wan, but old Ben lives out
beyond the dune sea. He's kind of a strange old hermit.
Luke's gazes at the beautiful young princess for a few
moments.
LUKE: I wonder who she is. It sounds like she's in trouble. I'd better
play back the whole thing.
Artoo beeps something to Threepio.
THREEPIO: He says the restraining bolt has short circuited his
recording system. He suggests that if you remove the bolt, he might be
able to play back the entire recording.
Luke looks longingly at the lovely, little princess and
hasn't really heard what Threepio has been saying.
LUKE: H'm? Oh, yeah, well, I guess you're too small to run away on me
if I take this off! Okay.
Luke takes a wedged bar and pops the restraining bolt off
Artoo's side.
LUKE: There you go.
The princess immediately disappears...
LUKE: Well, wait a minute. Where'd she go? Bring her back! Play back
the entire message.
Artoo beeps an innocent reply as Threepio sits up in
embarrassment.
THREEPIO: What message? The one you're carrying inside your rusty
innards!
A women's voice calls out from another room.
AUNT BERU: Luke? Luke! Come to dinner!
Luke stands up and shakes his head at the malfunctioning
robot.
LUKE: All right, I'll be right there, Aunt Beru.
THREEPIO: I'm sorry, sir, but he appears to have picked up a slight
flutter.
Luke tosses Artoo's restraining bolt on the workbench and
hurries out of the room.
LUKE: Well, see what you can do with him. I'll be right back.
THREEPIO: (to Artoo) Just you reconsider playing that message for him.
Artoo beeps in response.
THREEPIO: No, I don't think he likes you at all.
Artoo beeps.
THREEPIO: No, I don't like you either.
Shall I find more examples, or is this fine for now? I'll even throw in the beginning of RotJ:
A lonely, windswept road meanders through the desolate Tatooine
terrain. We HEAR a familiar BEEPING and a distinctive reply
before catching sight of ARTOO-DETOO and SEE-THREEPIO, making
their way along the road toward the ominous palace of Jabba the
Hutt.
THREEPIO
Of course I'm worried. And you should be,
too. Lando Calrissian and poor Chewbacca
never returned from this awful place.
Artoo whistles timidly.
THREEPIO
Don't be so sure. If I told you half the
things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt,
You'd probably short-circuit.
The two droids fearfully approach the massive gate to the palace.
THREEPIO
Artoo, are you sure this is the right place?
I better knock, I suppose.
6 EXT JABBA'S PALACE - GATE 6
Threepio looks around for some kind of signaling device, then
timidly knocks on the iron door.
THREEPIO (instantly)
There doesn't seem to be anyone there. Let's
go back and tell Master Luke.
A small hatch in the middle of the door opens and a spidery
mechanical arm, with a large electronic eyeball on the end, pops
out and inspects the two droids.
STRANGE VOICE
Tee chuta hhat yudd!
THREEPIO
Goodness gracious me!
Threepio points to Artoo, then to himself.
THREEPIO
Artoo Detoowha bo Seethreepiowha ey toota odd
mischka Jabba du Hutt.
The eye looks from one robot to the other, there is a laugh then
the eye zips back into the door. The hatch slams shut. Artoo
beeps his concern.
THREEPIO
I don't think they're going to let us in,
Artoo. We'd better go.
Artoo beeps his reluctance as Threepio turns to leave. Suddenly
the massive door starts to rise with a horrific metallic SCREECH.
The robots turn back and face an endless black cavity. The droids
look at one another, afraid to enter.
Artoo starts forward into the gloom. Threepio rushes after his
stubby companion. The door lowers noisily behind them.
THREEPIO
Artoo, wait. Oh, dear! Artoo. Artoo, I really
don't think we should rush into all this.
Artoo continues down the corridor, with Threepio following.
THREEPIO
Oh, Artoo! Artoo, wait for me!
7 INT JABBA'S PALACE - HALLWAY 7
The door slams shut with a loud crash that echoes throughout the
dark passageway. The frightened robots are met by two giant,
green GAMORREAN GUARDS, who fall in behind them. Threepio glances
quickly back at the two lumbering brutes, then back to Artoo. One
guard grunts an order. Artoo beeps nervously.
THREEPIO
Just you deliver Master Luke's message and
get us out of here. Oh my! Oh! Oh, no.
Walking toward them out of the darkness is BIB FORTUNA, a
humanlike alien with long tentacles protruding from his skull.
BIB
Die Wanna Wanga!
THREEPIO
Oh, my! Die Wanna Wauaga. We -- we bring a
message to your master, Jabba the Hutt.
Artoo lets out a series of quick beeps.
THREEPIO (cont)
... and a gift.
(thinks a moment, then to Artoo)
Gift, what gift?
Bib shakes his head negatively.
BIB
Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie.
Bib holds out his hand toward Artoo and the tiny droid backs up a
bit, letting out a protesting array of squeaks. Threepio turns to
the strange-looking alien.
THREEPIO
He says that our instructions are to give it
only to Jabba himself.
Bib thinks about this for a moment.
THREEPIO
I'm terribly sorry. I'm afraid he's ever so
stubborn about these sort of things.
Bib gestures for the droids to follow.
BIB
Nudd Chaa.
The droids follow the tall, tentacled alien into the darkness,
trailed by the two guards.
THREEPIO
Artoo, I have a bad feeling about this.
8 INT JABBA'S THRONE ROOM 8
The throne room is filled with the vilest, most grotesque
CREATURES ever conceived in the universe. Artoo and Threepio seem
very small as they pause in the doorway to the dimly lit chamber.
Light shafts partially illuminate the drunken courtiers as Bib
Fortuna crosses the room to the platform upon which rests the
leader of this nauseating crowd: JABBA THE HUTT. The monarch of
the galactic underworld is a repulsive blob of bloated fat with a
maniacal grin. Chained to the horrible creature is the beautiful
alien female dancer named OOLA. At the foot of the dais sits an
obnoxious birdlike creature, SALACIOUS CRUMB. Bib whispers
something in the slobbering degenerate's ear. Jabba laughs
horribly, at the two terrified droids before him. Threepio bows
politely.
THREEPIO
Good morning.
JABBA
Bo Shuda!
The robots jump forward to stand before the repulsive, loose-
skinned villain.
THREEPIO
The message, Artoo, the message.
Artoo whistles, and a beam of light projects from his domed head,
creating a HOLOGRAM of LUKE on the floor. The image grows to over
ten feet tall, and the young Jedi towers over the space
gangsters.
LUKE
Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce
myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and
friend to Captain Solo. I know that you are
powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger
with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an
audience with Your Greatness to bargain for
Solo's life. (Jabba's crowd laughs) With your
wisdom, I'm sure that we can work out an
arrangement which will be mutually beneficial
and enable us to avoid any unpleasant
confrontation. As a token of my goodwill, I
present to you a gift: these two droids.
Threepio is startled by this announcement.
THREEPIO
What did he say?
LUKE (cont)
... Both are hardworking and will serve you
well.
THREEPIO
This can't be! Artoo, you're playing the
wrong message.
Luke's hologram disappears.
Jabba laughs while Bib speaks to him in Huttese.
JABBA (in Huttese subtitled)
There will be no bargain.
THREEPIO
We're doomed.
JABBA (in Huttese subtitled)
I will not give up my favorite decoration. I
like Captain Solo where he is.
Jabba laughs hideously and looks toward an alcove beside the
throne. Hanging high, flat against the wall, exactly as we saw
him last, is a carbonized HAN SOLO.
THREEPIO
Artoo, look! Captain Solo. And he's still
frozen in carbonite.
9 INT DUNGEON CORRIDOR 9
One of Jabba's Gamorrean guards marches Artoo and Threepio down a
dank, shadowy passageway lined with holding cells. The cries of
unspeakable creatures bounce off the cold stone walls.
Occasionally a repulsive arm or tentacle grabs through the bars
at the hapless droids. Artoo beeps pitifully.
THREEPIO
What could possibly have come over Master
Luke. Is it something I did? He never
expressed any unhappiness with my work. Oh!
Oh! Hold it! Ohh!
A large tentacle wraps around Threepio's neck. He manages to
break free, and they move on to a door at the end of the
corridor.
10 INT BOILER ROOM 10
The door slides open, revealing a room filled with steam and
noisy machinery. The guard motions them into the boiler room,
where they are met by a tall, thin humanlike robot named EV-9D9
(EVE-NINEDENINE). Behind the robot can be seen a torture rack
pulling the legs off a screaming baby work droid. A second
power droid is upside down. As smoking branding irons are
pressed into his feet, the stubby robot lets out an agonized
electronic scream. Artoo and Threepio cringe as the guard grunts
to EV-9D9.
NINEDENINE
Ah, good. New acquisitions. You are a
protocol droid, are you not?
THREEPIO
I am See-Threepio, human-cy...
NINEDENINE
Yes or no will do.
THREEPIO
Oh. Well, yes.
NINEDENINE
How many languages do you speak?
THREEPIO
I am fluent in over six million forms of
communication, and can readily...
NINEDENINE
Splendid! We have been without an interpreter
since our master got angry with our last
protocol droid and disintegrated him.
THREEPIO
Disintegrated?
NINEDENINE (to a Gamorrean guard)
Guard! This protocol droid might be useful.
Fit him with a restraining bolt and take him
back to His Excellency's main audience
chamber.
The guard shoves Threepio toward the door.
THREEPIO (disappearing)
Artoo, don't leave me! Ohhh!
Artoo lets out a plaintive cry as the door closes. Then he beeps
angrily.
NINEDENINE
You're a feisty little one, but you'll soon
learn some respect. I have need for you on
the master's Sail Barge. And I think you'll
fit in nicely.
The poor work droid in the background lets out another tortured
electronic scream.
They spend a fair amount of time bickering in AotC.
The reason why it's a back-and-forth is because R2 s clearly introducing IDEAS, which C-3PO is then RESPONDING to.
I.e. in AotC, R2 continually insists that they leave the ship to help Padme and Anakin. "For a mechanic you seem to do an excessive amount of THINKING."
So it is implied that R2 suggested leaving the ship, and this counts as a long conversation?
The conversation occurs as R2 leaves the ship. A battle droid would not have shown the initiative that R2 does, and indeed, neither does 3PO at first.
"If they wanted our help, they would have asked for it."
They continue to exchange insults all the way out the door.
In ESB, R2 is clearly upset at being shocked by the power terminal, and C-3PO RESPONDS to him: "Don't blame me. I'm an interpreter. How am I supposed to know the difference between a power outlet and a computer terminal?"
R2D2 expresses pain, and that constitutes a long conversation?
R2 expresses pain and blames 3PO for not pointing out that it was a power terminal. This was not meant to be an example of a long conversation, by the by, it was an example of something that R2 has done that a battle droid hasn't, to my knowledge. Nothing even resembling the R2-3PO relationship has been observed with a battle droid.
Nearly all the dialogue in the first quarter of ANH is between R2 and 3PO. R2 decides to go in a particular direction and DEFENDS HIS DECISION. "What makes you think there are settlements over there?...Don't get technical with me."
R2D2 has identified settlements, and this constitutes a long conversation?
See above. I'm talking about the argument that the two of them have, and I find it extremely difficult to believe that you do not realize that.
And all of it is bullshit. None of these scenes constitute a long conversation, and you are a liar.
Your claim that battle droids and R2 are on a remotely similar level of sapience in the films is itself bullshit. I've shown you plenty of stuff with R2 thatshows much more advanced thought then any of my given battle droid examples, and no one has advanced anything I've forgotten.
Heck, in a few cases inference tells us EXACTLY what R2 is saying. When 3PO says "Of course I've looked better" he's obviously responding to..."You've looked better." A translated readout of R2's statements is made available to Luke in some scenes, and they have a back and forth..."We're not going to regroup with the others. We're going to the Dagobah system...Yes, I'm sure it's perfectly safe for droids." Later Luke admits, "You thought coming here was a bad idea...I'm beginning to agree with you."
None of these conversations indicate that R2D2 is saying anything requiring more intelligence than battledroid conversation.
That's obviously wrong. R2 makes a subjective value judgement. "3PO has looked better." No battle droid has doe this. R2 questions the wisdom and actions of his master. No battle droid has done this. Your knee-jerk response desn't change the fact that OF COURSE that requires more intelligence that battle droid conversation. "Check it out, Corporal. We'll cover you." "Roger, roger." "Uh-oh." "Blast them!"
Come to think of it, in TPM Anakin has a readout of R2's statements, and the droid makes a recommendation...that he go back.
Several of R2's lines are translated into English for the reader of the RotS novel, including an ENTIRE conversation with 3PO in which R2 expresses concern about Anakin's actions and emotional state.
If you bring up the novels, then you introduce lots of evidence for droid sapience, so I don't see why you want to go there.
I'd love to go there. Any canon evidence for battle droid sapience blows my whole argument out of the water, and I would readily concede. I just don't remember anything to that effect. Care to provide examples or quotes?
Good luck. There's a hell of a lot more evidence in R2's case. If battle droids showed half of this guy's initiative and intelligence, I wouldn't be questioning your assumption.
Pity you haven't provided this evidence. When asked to provide examples of long conversations, you provided examples of single lines
I didn't realize that you wanted examples of the conversations, since anyone who watched the films should easily recall them. Nevertheless, I have rectified this above.
He takes initiative in AotC, arguing with 3PO about leaving the ship, doing so, shoving 3PO out a door in order to fly to a control console and manipulate the factory controls in order to save his master, Padme. This is without being asked, or even sure that Padme WOULD be in danger that he could help her with.
He is attempting to fulfill his mission parameters, just like a battledroid who recovers after the control ship is shut down and decides to continue trying to kill Jedi.
What mission parameters? He's not Padme's bodyguard. Padme hasn't asked him to do anything. A battle droid in the situation would have obvious mission parameters, and already be in combat.
But at no point does he believe that its brain is of a completely different class than other astromechs.
I don't believe he ever says this, no.
In ANH, he disobeys Luke and strikes out in search of Kenobi alone. He also tells 3PO to "use the comlink," reminding him that he has turned it off.
And these constitute tasks requiring complex intelligence?
More complex than we've ever seen in a battle droid, certainly. In the comlink example, he remembers something that 3PO has forgotten and expresses this to him. upon reflection, I guess going after Kenobi doesn't show us very much.
In ESB, when cut off from Luke he searches for and finds some of Luke's allies. Perhaps he figured that that was his best chance of finding Luke again.
The ability to continue attempting to carry out a mission is proof of complex intelligence when R2 does it, but not when battledroids do it?
R2 didn't HAVE a mission at this point. He's just trying to figure out how to find Luke. I consider that more complex than a battle droid continuing to shoot things when it stops recieving instructions.
You are seriously arguing that the kind of thing a bird would do is proof of sapient intelligence? Thanks for proving my point: you adjust your standard of "intelligence" depending on what you want to be true.
Conceded on the "attacking." Believe it or not, I realy don't have an agenda here. I'm just not totally convinced that battle droids are sapient. I am convinced that R2 ad 3PO are sapient, which is why the discussion has moved to them.
Addressing the last part of your statement, astromech droids aren't built in the quintillions, and they need to be pretty smart in order to be useful fixing and flying a large number of ships. In addition, R2 is a decidedly non-standard example, having been heavily modified by the Royal Enginners on Naboo (and god knows who else).
You can't "modify" a non-sapient brain to become sapient. That is more like a complete replacement of all its processing hardware.