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Posted: 2006-04-09 03:25pm
by Noble Ire
Gandalf
2G to cast.
Legendary Creature - Layabout
Slacker - At the start of each turn, flip a coin for each Slacker in play. If heads, they participate in the turn. If tails, they do not attack or block until your next turn.
"To hell with human companionship, I have The Simpsons on DVD. You can all go to hell."
You sir, also already have a card.
Lonestar:

Posted: 2006-04-09 04:04pm
by Lonestar
Sweet, Thanks!
Posted: 2006-04-09 05:39pm
by Knife
Who-hoo! I'm famous.

Posted: 2006-04-09 07:04pm
by RedImperator
OK, here goes:
RedImperator
Legendary Creature - Roosevelt Republican
RRR4 to cast
If Republitard or Racist is in your opponent's hand, RedImperator gains +1/+1 and must attack.
All Spammers cannot untap while RedImperator is in play.
Flavor text: You sound like some whining little shitbox who's pissed off the black kids are getting more pussy than you. Really, you should relax--everybody's getting more pussy than you. Just get used to it.
Image:
With the background outside the sheild black and without the word "Dodge".
Posted: 2006-04-09 07:08pm
by Lord Zentei
RedImperator wrote:OK, here goes:
RedImperator
Legendary Creature - Roosevelt Republican
RRR4 to cast
If Republitard or Racist is in your opponent's hand, RedImperator gains +1/+1 and must attack.
All Spammers cannot untap while RedImperator is in play.
Flavor text: You sound like some whining little shitbox who's pissed off the black kids are getting more pussy than you. Really, you should relax--everybody's getting more pussy than you. Just get used to it.
Image:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e ... e_logo.png
With the background outside the sheild black and without the word "Dodge".
The image cannot be seen.
Couple of points: you made yourself a mite expensive. Most critters in the SDN range don't have more P/T than 5/5. Also, "in hand" should be "in play" since a player's hand is supposed to be secret.
'Till the image becomes visible:

Posted: 2006-04-09 07:37pm
by The Yosemite Bear
That which is not dead
five black
enchantment
controlling player can not be killed, but may place themselves "out of phase" for one or more turns. While out of phase player may only untap one card at a time.
...in strange eons even death may die.
shuggoth
three black plus 2 colorless
creature, mythos, amorphus
tap to drive target insane
tap to eat target tapped creature
add +1/+1 counter to shuggoth for every target it eats if shuggoth should exceed 10/10 create another shuggoth & remove all counters.
5/5
Posted: 2006-04-09 07:51pm
by Noble Ire
Some context or a picture would be nice, Bear.

Posted: 2006-04-09 08:07pm
by RedImperator
Lord Zentei wrote:RedImperator wrote:OK, here goes:
RedImperator
Legendary Creature - Roosevelt Republican
RRR4 to cast
If Republitard or Racist is in your opponent's hand, RedImperator gains +1/+1 and must attack.
All Spammers cannot untap while RedImperator is in play.
Flavor text: You sound like some whining little shitbox who's pissed off the black kids are getting more pussy than you. Really, you should relax--everybody's getting more pussy than you. Just get used to it.
Image:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e ... e_logo.png
With the background outside the sheild black and without the word "Dodge".
The image cannot be seen.
Couple of points: you made yourself a mite expensive. Most critters in the SDN range don't have more P/T than 5/5. Also, "in hand" should be "in play" since a player's hand is supposed to be secret.
'Till the image becomes visible:
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y259/L ... erator.jpg
The picture you used is fine. Mine was just a slightly larger version of the logo. I didn't realize my avatar was big enough.
Thanks, dude.

Posted: 2006-04-09 08:10pm
by Lord Zentei
RedImperator wrote:The picture you used is fine. Mine was just a slightly larger version of the logo. I didn't realize my avatar was big enough.
Thanks, dude.

No sweat. Though it would look a lot better with a higher resolution image.

Posted: 2006-04-09 11:27pm
by Lonestar
*cough* Nobleire, hate to complain, but it's battle of the Hymn, unless the cleaned/completed fanfic forum is lying more than usual.
Posted: 2006-04-09 11:34pm
by The Yosemite Bear
sufficiant quanity of explosives
RRR(x)
pic several boxes of TNT
sorcery
inflict X amount of damage however you want.
Posted: 2006-04-09 11:57pm
by Noble Ire
Lonestar wrote:*cough* Nobleire, hate to complain, but it's battle of the Hymn, unless the cleaned/completed fanfic forum is lying more than usual.
Well now, that was sloppy of my. Sorry about that:

Posted: 2006-04-10 12:10am
by Lonestar
Noble Ire wrote:Lonestar wrote:*cough* Nobleire, hate to complain, but it's battle of the Hymn, unless the cleaned/completed fanfic forum is lying more than usual.
Well now, that was sloppy of my. Sorry about that:
Not a problem.
Posted: 2006-04-10 12:33am
by Zor
Howabout a Card for RAR! itself? Just don't put in that flashing RAR! Picture that Einy is so fond of in it.
Zor
Posted: 2006-04-10 01:12am
by CaptainChewbacca
I agree. There must be a RAR card, and when it is played as an interrupt trolls may not attack each other for the rest of the turn.
Posted: 2006-04-10 02:37pm
by Edi
Thanks to RogueIce, I've got a card of my own now!

Posted: 2006-04-10 02:44pm
by Vanas
My decent MtG editor seems to have died, so I'm using the crappy one for now.
Inspired by the Xeelee one, and with every intent to re-do it if the good editor begins to work again:
(It couldn't fit on the vital 'Every turn, flip a coin. if heads, remove The Excession from play)
Posted: 2006-04-10 05:04pm
by NeoGoomba
Lord Zentei wrote:And Neo Goomba:

Huzzah! Immortality at long last, and without any pesky bloodlust or golden cup to drink out of. My thanks
Posted: 2006-04-10 05:46pm
by Dark Hellion
Are we allowed to make new cards of ourselves?
Posted: 2006-04-10 06:20pm
by Lord Zentei
Dark Hellion wrote:Are we allowed to make new cards of ourselves?
No. If you do, you go to jail.

Posted: 2006-04-10 06:26pm
by Noble Ire
Lord Zentei wrote:Dark Hellion wrote:Are we allowed to make new cards of ourselves?
No. If you do, you go to jail.

Posh.
Still, there is a small matter of royalties.
Dividing between Zentei, WotC, and myself...
It comes out to $2,768.09 per card. Have fun!

Posted: 2006-04-10 06:28pm
by Lord Zentei
HA HA! @ Neo Goomba.
Some people still don't get it.

Posted: 2006-04-10 06:47pm
by NeoGoomba
Lord Zentei wrote:HA HA! @ Neo Goomba.
Some people still don't get it.

uhhhhhhhh okay...

Posted: 2006-04-10 09:43pm
by Gandalf
The updated Gandalf card.

Posted: 2006-04-11 05:33am
by Ford Prefect
Vanas wrote:My decent MtG editor seems to have died, so I'm using the crappy one for now.
Inspired by the Xeelee one, and with every intent to re-do it if the good editor begins to work again:
*slice*
(It couldn't fit on the vital 'Every turn, flip a coin. if heads, remove The Excession from play)
That's awesome; perhaps better than the Xeelee card, even.