The Refuge from Political Correctness mk II

Post by **Vympel** » 2008-04-09 12:50am

*sigh* Fuck Tibet. Seriously. All these man-sandal wearing ponces mincing about pissing and moaning about Free Tibet - go fuck yourselves.

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2008-04-12 04:14am

Vympel wrote:*sigh* Fuck Tibet. Seriously. All these man-sandal wearing ponces mincing about pissing and moaning about Free Tibet - go fuck yourselves.

I agree. Fucking whiners - you gotta earn a nation, and fight for it. Or negotiate for it.

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2008-04-23 01:36am

I'm sick of all these whiny fucks complaining about how the campaigns are playing "negative" and "not sticking on the issues." I don't blame the campaigns - I blame you. If you hate it so badly, don't fucking watch it. If ABC/CNN/Fox/MSNBC host debates where they pull all of this trivial, gossipy bullshit and their ratings actually decline rather than skyrocket for once, then they'll stop doing it.

darthbob88 · Post by **darthbob88** » 2008-04-26 11:42pm

Discussing various methods of solving problems, some of my friends noted that if you're with SAC, the solution is always nuclear. If you've got a hammer, etc. My personal contribution was noting that if you're with the Nazis, the solution is always final. Because Holocaust humor is always good.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2008-05-08 01:00am

http://www.paintballer.ie/

paintball in IRELAND, gee whats next, paintball in the Middleeast?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2008-06-01 12:10am

On the subject of Fairy Tales:

me: you ever notice how they always marry Prince Charming?
co-worker: so it just must be that it's a big family, or a generic term.
Me: I always thought he was a mormon, moslim or maybe like bluebeard or henry VIII, and has a whole harem of them prisoner.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2008-06-23 07:47am

In honor of the passing of George Carlin, a joke he told at the show in Atlantic City last July:

Q: How does a girl from the Ozarks know her mom is on the rag?
A: Her brother's dick tastes funny!

Adrian Laguna · Post by **Adrian Laguna** » 2008-06-28 12:51am

So, a quarter of the United States is under water, and the other quarter is on fire. It's now officially the height of the summer.

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2008-06-28 09:24am

Adrian Laguna wrote:So, a quarter of the United States is under water, and the other quarter is on fire. It's now officially the height of the summer.

Don't forget the another quarter suffering from drought...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2008-06-28 09:07pm

The Spartan wrote:
Adrian Laguna wrote:So, a quarter of the United States is under water, and the other quarter is on fire. It's now officially the height of the summer.
Don't forget the another quarter suffering from drought...

but that's because they are standing between the quarter on fire, and the quarter underwater....

now if we can only get the water from the midwest to the fires on the pacific coast.....

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2008-06-30 03:28pm

BBC 1 and Channel 4 are running some sort of depressing "yoof gang gun crime" thing tonight, and to be entirely honest, to me it just seems that they're all thick cunts that deserve to get shot. All the family members etc I have sympathy for, as well as obviously the people who get shot merely for being in the wrong place, but the gang members? Goddamn, what a bunch of retards. They spend all their time smoking weed and then go beat people up for no reason beyond "it's their turf".

One even said he didn't know why he'd die for his turf, just that he would. The music and the rest of it informs me I should be sad when some overly aggressive 14 year old gets shot, but I just don't. They're cocks.

darthbob88 · Post by **darthbob88** » 2008-07-04 02:18am

It just occurred to me that, if you apply a certain twisted species of logic, it makes sense for homophobes to support gay marriage. After all, if the gays are stuck in holy wedlock, they won't be able to ravish and spoil our good clean Christian folk, which will overall be superior to leaving them free to roam, sodomize, and ravish as they please.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2008-07-04 03:03am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:
The Spartan wrote:
Adrian Laguna wrote:So, a quarter of the United States is under water, and the other quarter is on fire. It's now officially the height of the summer.
Don't forget the another quarter suffering from drought...
but that's because they are standing between the quarter on fire, and the quarter underwater....

now if we can only get the water from the midwest to the fires on the pacific coast.....

The drought is an evil media myth to distract us, the western states, from the fact that Las Vegas, the hottest, dryest city, has lush golf courses and fountains on all buildings.

*sigh* Poor Colorado river.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2008-07-04 06:26pm

Right Wingers, please learn what the fuck you're talking about. If you compare John McCain to Sir Alec Guiness' character in Bridge Over River Kwaii, It Is Not A Compliment. If you dare bring up the term 'Manchurian Candidate', you should probably be at least sufficiently self-aware that McCain pretty much lived the plot and is now in the part where he's about to get to the position to do the most damage.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2008-07-06 05:48pm

fundy at work: (some long diatribe indluding the phrase "Christ the Warrior King", "America the chosen land of the Warrior King Christ" and other bits)
Orthodox Co-worker: Christ the Warrior King? just what copy of the bible have you been reading?
Hispanic Catholic Co-worker: That doesn't sound like Christ
Fundy: "I come bearing a sword"
Colin: "And he trampled jeweled cities under HIS sandled feet"
Hispanic coworker and colin: Jesus of Cimmeria
everyone but the fundy: Christ the Barbarian.

Big Orange · Post by **Big Orange** » 2008-07-17 09:23pm

I think people who whinge about fatness of any kind are predominantly hypocritical morons and often pick on moderately overweight people making a serious effort to trim down (like me) and lump them in (pun unintended) with the morbidly obese who are in much worse shape and have no intention of retaining a more normal body shape. I think the obsession with fatness and getting slim probably caused as many health problems as obesity itself.

darthbob88 · Post by **darthbob88** » 2008-07-22 08:46pm

It occurred to me walking home from work that people's attitudes on guns and sex are frequently reversed depending on where they are relative to center.

Far Right
Abstinence-only birth control, no homosexuality, and no methods for safe sex.
2nd Amendment! Anybody who can hold a gun has the right to whatever gun they want.

Far Left
Sex ed all the way, have whatever freaky monkey sex you feel like, preferably with birth control.
Gun control! No guns for anybody, and no gun safety training.

I'm not going to say either side is wrong, I don't want a debate, and this isn't entirely accurate. It's still a helluva coincidence, like having an insurance agency next to a hospital.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2008-07-27 11:50pm

What do you call Birth control in Yosemite?

World of Warcraft

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2008-07-29 09:33pm

I must have read "Bennigan's goes under" 2 or 3 times as "Brannigan goes under".

All wondering if there's a Futurama I missed somewhere.

Big Orange · Post by **Big Orange** » 2008-08-18 08:18am

From my experience smokers are all uniformally spineless whingers and hypocrites (and this includes former friends and my parents). I had a so-called friend who smoked like a chimney whinge at me for smelling like cigarettes.

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2008-09-03 09:48pm

Knife wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:
The Spartan wrote: Don't forget the another quarter suffering from drought...
but that's because they are standing between the quarter on fire, and the quarter underwater....

now if we can only get the water from the midwest to the fires on the pacific coast.....
The drought is an evil media myth to distract us, the western states, from the fact that Las Vegas, the hottest, dryest city, has lush golf courses and fountains on all buildings.

*sigh* Poor Colorado river.

How dare you utter such a vile slander?! Clearly, the real problem lies with the Upper River States, who won't generously share their water with the greater populations southward even if it destroys the river. It's time to use economic pressure, rhetoric, and possibly a military coup to make those damn Utah and Colorado bastards accept Water Freedom!

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2008-09-11 09:12am

Huh, 7 years later and they still haven't done anything about a memorial or rebuilding it.

There's a hole in Manhattan, Dear Dubya, Dear Dubya
There's a hole in Manhattan, Dear Dubya, a hole!

So fix it, Dear Cheney, Dear Cheney, Dear Cheney,
So fix it, Dear Cheney, Dear Cheney, fix it.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2008-09-11 09:15pm

This year I spent 9-11 doing an impersonation of this guy

(I made both videos)

Zed Snardbody · Post by **Zed Snardbody** » 2008-09-12 05:05am

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2008-09-13 11:49pm

You need to start a chain e-mail with that second picture, Zed.