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Posted: 2008-08-25 11:53am
by RogueIce
PeZook wrote:Shroom Man 777 wrote:Did you know that when me, Stas, and PeZook were discussing stuff in SDN World 1, that it was
them who advocated putting thousands of VX-armed Scuds in Zoria and the Bear Republic, and that it was them who went on with Cobalt weapons? And that I never deployed vengeance weapons, even when the world was going to an end?
Gee, maybe that's why Shroomania was relatively unscathed by war.
Why do you think I asked Rogue that question?
Given the position you found yourselves in, it did make a lot of sense. Moreso than going insane with panic and hoping Shep and Skimmer wouldn't turn their attentions to you. Or just go on playing the big bully while you were powerless to respond. Stas throwing in with us in the end made a certain amount of sense, really. What if the UAR got lucky and the MESS totally screwed? Guess that leaves you guys all alone in the New World Order. Not fun.
And on a less practical note, when a government names things FART, ARSE, and HUEG, it's kind of hard to take them seriously.
At least Paul
appears to be a reasonable world leader. And not like a nutcase picked up from some internet forum.
Posted: 2008-08-25 11:56am
by Shroom Man 777
@ Coyote: Sure, a co-lab. We can also have a joint FUN/MESS post on the eastern part, to look out for Japanistani funny business.
I was thinking of putting up a base in the Gaymean, to help PeZookia bomb the fuck out of those Super Chechnyans. Plus, a monitoring station.
The Gaymean Detection Advanced Reaction base. The GAYDAR!
Posted: 2008-08-25 12:05pm
by RogueIce
I forgot to add this earlier, but:
Coiler, speaking to the FTO wrote:"Look. Japanistan is preparing to launch an expedition into the Untamed Continent. It's imperialism, pure and simple. We could have another Iler's War on our hands if we don't do something.
What do you think about sending military forces there to deter the Japanistanis?"
This is funnier than anything Shroom and his weirdo acronyms could hope to be.
Posted: 2008-08-25 12:09pm
by Shroom Man 777
Oh, seriously. Knowing Siege, he'd slap Coiler and then he'd have some San Doradoans selling the Japanistani Kempeitai metric tons of aluminum baseball bats for their aborigine pacification plan.
EDIT:
Fuck Siege!
The Japanistani Kempeitai will be proud to own quality-manufactured aluminium baseball bats with 'Made in Shroomania' on them. 'Made in Shroomania' itself is a mark of quality and skull-cracking durability.
Posted: 2008-08-25 12:29pm
by Grand Moff Yenchin
If it's like that I'll have to worry about hordes of shitcanisti raftmen harrassing my fishermen
Posted: 2008-08-25 01:19pm
by Czechmate
What in the name of seven hells is Coiler doing?
Posted: 2008-08-25 01:33pm
by Coiler
Czechmate wrote:What in the name of seven hells is Coiler doing?
I admit it was a knee-jerk overreaction. Guess I have to stop going with my gut.
Posted: 2008-08-25 02:05pm
by PeZook
Well, it would've been kinda cute. Like Georgia vs. Russia
On basing rights, I was really thinking a base near Fabowice would be better. Gaymea is on the Canissian border, which means an hour-two of response time
EDIT: And, heh...the trade minister
"For, ah,
therapeutic reasons
"
Posted: 2008-08-25 02:28pm
by Coyote
PeZook wrote:EDIT: And, heh...the trade minister
"For, ah,
therapeutic reasons
"
Heheheh! And there's
still pudding stains in the filter!
Posted: 2008-08-25 05:41pm
by MKSheppard
And General Pervez Sheppard makes his first appearance in game!
Posted: 2008-08-25 05:50pm
by Coyote
Will Shroom eat the sushi that was blood-splattered by the Old Dominion ambassador's viscera?
Posted: 2008-08-25 06:32pm
by DarthShady
The first meeting and somebody gets stabbed.
Why am I not surprised?
Posted: 2008-08-25 06:35pm
by Shroom Man 777
PISTOLS AT DAWN!
CUNTS FOR EYES!
Goddamn, Sheppy-Pooh and Loinstar do deserve each other!
Posted: 2008-08-25 06:56pm
by MKSheppard
Edited my Infinity plus one, to bring it in line with some more sanity
It now extends to 10,000 km above sea level; the very limits of the atmosphere itself.
Posted: 2008-08-25 07:16pm
by Steve
Skimmer, you know that Velestria isn't entirely uninhabited and that there are former colonial states here and there along the coast, right?
Also, where in Velestria is the Japanistani annexation?
Posted: 2008-08-25 07:57pm
by phongn
With moderator approval, my OOB has received its (hopefully) final update.
Posted: 2008-08-25 08:11pm
by Raj Ahten
So who's selling long range bombers in this game? Indhopal is looking to buy some. Phongn is likely in the running and Stas has said he is selling weapons with special rates for former colonies. So, who wants to sell to Indhopal, and what designs can you offer me? Bonus contract points go to whomever can involve my domestic defense industries in the deal!
Posted: 2008-08-25 08:12pm
by MKSheppard
Raj, I can sell you some old B-47 Stratojets, that were retired when I upgraded to B-56 Stratojets.
Posted: 2008-08-25 08:22pm
by Sea Skimmer
Steve wrote:Skimmer, you know that Velestria isn't entirely uninhabited and that there are former colonial states here and there along the coast, right?
They can feel free to challenge Japanistani claims, but the current zone of occupation is deliberately remote from any major settlements.
Also, where in Velestria is the Japanistani annexation?
Its on the shore of what would be the Gulf of Carpentari, I'm assuming the coast is heavy jungle cover with hills and mountains rising to the south followed by a large inland desert.
Posted: 2008-08-25 08:28pm
by phongn
MKSheppard wrote:Raj, I can sell you some old B-47 Stratojets, that were retired when I upgraded to B-56 Stratojets.
The IRT will over major refurbishment and upgrade of Shepistani B-47s along with the usual work-sharing programme. We propose major refurbishment work could be undertaken by local Indhopal aerospace firms with IRT systems integration contractors upgrading systems.
We have a variety of options, from new engines, to new avionics, to improved radars, targetting pods, etc. The sky is the limit, after all ... it just will cost money
Posted: 2008-08-25 08:37pm
by Steve
My OrBat is also finalized.
Posted: 2008-08-25 10:16pm
by Fingolfin_Noldor
DarthShady wrote:The first meeting and somebody gets stabbed.
Why am I not surprised?
I'm surprised it didn't start with a food fight before reaching the climatic ending of pistol going off, killing each other.
Posted: 2008-08-25 10:27pm
by Coyote
I think the MESS conference will officially go into "elastic time" so we can deal with various events, while retaining the integrity of our discussion...
Posted: 2008-08-25 11:03pm
by CmdrWilkens
Home computer is down so all of my files (including my background info and government/economy bits) are currently inaccessible. Since I will be limited to occasional access on my work laptop I am turnign over control of Wilkonia to Coyote in the interim. A post in this (or its replacement thread) will be made when I'm back full time.
Posted: 2008-08-26 02:14am
by K. A. Pital
I can sell you Backfires or variable-task Bear-Ms, Raj. I used to calc the price, so I'll make an official price list once again:
Tu-95MS-16 (MESS reporting name Bear-H)
Engines: 4x NK-12M(MV) contra-rotating turboprops
Top speed: 925 kph
Cruise speed: 830 kph
Practical range: 15 000 km
Battle range: 6 500 km
Service ceiling: 12 000 m
Crew: 7
Armament:
* - 2x GSH-23L cannons
* - load: 9000 kg, max practical 20000 kg, max overload - 25000 kg
A rotating launcher for 6 X-55 missiles (2500 km, subsonic, nuclear) or X-555 (conventional). Internal bay missile load up to 15000 kg, with X-20, X-22 and X-26 missiles also optional alonside X-55 and X-555.
There are four external wing hardpoints to carry 10 more X-55/555 missiles on the Tu-95MS-16.
Any bomb ordnance, conventional or nuclear, up to 9 tons. Possible to drop FOAB type bombs which weigh around 8 tons.
Price tag: $100 million ($80 million under special discount prices, as well as a 2-year credit line with a 30-70% break and 30% eventual overpayment)
Tu-22M3 strategic supersonic bomber (MESS reporting name Backfire)
Engines: 2x NK-25
Top speed: 2327 kph
Cruise speed: 930 kph
Range (unrefuelled, can be refuelled in flight): 1500-1850 km at supersonic, 1500-1650 at subsonic ground-skimming flight, 2410 km at subsonic speed on variable heights, 7000 km A-to-B transport flight
Ceiling: 13 300 m
Crew: 4
Armament:
* 1x23-mm GSH-23L cannon
Load variants - 24000 kg max, 12000 kg normal:
* 1 (under fuselage) to 3 (fuselage and under wings) X-22M or KSR-5 missiles (M=3.0, 500 km)
* 10 X-15 or X-27 missiles (M=5.0, 150-300 km) - 6 in internal rotating launcher, 4 on additional external hardpoints
* - bomb load up to 24000 kg, situated on fuselage (up to 12000 kg) and on 4 external 9-lock hardpoints MBDZ-U9-502, typical loads: 69 FAB-250 or 8 FAB-1500 ordnance.
Special Price: $30 million
Some credit goes towards, you know, whom you're going to bomb with them - I could postpone the payment, or reduce the price.
If your stock is based around NATO equipment, some overhauls are possible, especially for the Tu-22M, but don't expect something too awesome, heheh.
