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As you fly towards the city in the center of the lake, you see what looks like a rocket coming towards you.

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wish we had an improbability drive,

DIVE!
DIVE!
DIVE!

OK so how to do with Borg, that's either Weyon, or Boyd....

"You fucking idiots, get off the ground! You fucking woke Boyd. Do you know what I had to do to him the last time?"

The rocket hovers in the air before you. It is a stormtrooper officer, who appears to be covered in weapons and blood.

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We'll if it's Boyd then the answer is simple, just head out to the desert and call "Kynes" thrice, BTW, last time I saw you, Quess was watching over your kids?, That half-demon girl still around?

"Kynes was sacrificed to raise the barrier around the city. They and a few others were inside, or at least they were when we cut off the city from the outside."

"What are you doing here?"

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But Boyd and Kynes are the same enity!

oh and were here to find the Oracle, and

"They were two facets of the same entity. We tried to destroy Boyd by using Kynes. We destroyed the entity known as Kynes, but there was another backup of Boyd."

"The Oracle is deep within the city, we will have to find a way to release the stasis barrier."

"By the way, what's this I've been hearing about an invasion of Hell?"

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Don't know, you went to hell a couple years ago when Boyd & Santa killed your kids, and came back with a half succubus and your kids in tow.

"No, I meant the rumors of SDN either plotting, or invading Hell."

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I had missed that part, I know there's nine circles, Lucifer is being dominated by Lillith, etc. etc....

Print him off a copy of The Salvation War.

"Ah, interesting."

"So, you need to get inside the shield, and I need to catch a starfighter thief. It sounds like we should help each other."

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takes cue from wily coyote and begins preparing food that Chris can't resist.

Chris is intrigued by your bait, but sees the Lt. and stays away.

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Disguise the LT as a cardboard box ala Metal Gear

take cue from Bugs Bunny and dress up in drag, then flash a little leg and yell, "yooohooo, big boy!"

The Fearmeister lands.

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sneak card board box into hitman's ship, summons cardboard replica

You hear terrible screaming coming from the inside of the ship.

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Take cue from Doctor Strangelove and ride Fearmeister like a mechanical bull.

warn everyone to get onboard, and get the fuck out of dodge before Chris finds out what I put into the bait. *banned chili of course, however, before the pepper heat ignights the death farts into a FAE it would be a good idea to be no where near ground zero.

The Fearmeister rockets out of the clearing, as a huge explosion occurs.

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The Fearmeister rockets out of the clearing, as a huge explosion occurs.

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damn, a double posted explosion. good thing phong still has my omni-versal remote safely sealed away.

That'll teach me to post from the phone. The Fearmeister flies over the top of the shield defending the city.

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