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Posted: 2003-11-18 07:49pm
by The Kernel
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:The Kernel wrote:Going to be coding any first person shooters in the near future Utsanomiko? Maybe launching a man into outer space?

I'm going to ignore your vague reference/insinuation for now, and simply sit here, look pretty, and know better than everyone else.
I've designed FPS, though.
Hey, I think Carmack is a pretty fine piece of ass myself. But then, I've always been attracted to those with large brains

Posted: 2003-11-18 07:55pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Dahak wrote:Zaia wrote:Admiral Valdemar wrote:In case I didn't post it in this thread.
Uh, I'm on the left, Sarah, an ex, is on the right with her cheesy grin.
....CUTE!!!

Seconded

Oh great, I'm a freaking sex icon.
I expect Xmas pressies off the lot of ya! Mwahaha!
Posted: 2003-11-18 07:55pm
by Let Me Die
Rye wrote:Yuri Prime wrote:
Come on Kathy, I know you have lots of pictures where you're smiling (and no, don't post the one where you're hiding behind a cat).

Well since that wasn't directed at me...
*Snippity Piccies*
Hahaha...That's what I did too, Rye. Smart man.

Posted: 2003-11-18 08:15pm
by David
Rye finally got some pussy!
Oh and thank you Zaia, but alas no pics of me smiling.
Posted: 2003-11-18 08:26pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Dahak wrote:Zaia wrote:Admiral Valdemar wrote:In case I didn't post it in this thread.
Uh, I'm on the left, Sarah, an ex, is on the right with her cheesy grin.
....CUTE!!!

Seconded

Thirded!
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Anywho, to Valdemar, who's scruffy-looking?
<SNIP Pics>
Nothing a good shower, 2 minutes of blow-drying while running my fingers through my hair, and a clean shave couldn't fix. Laugh it up, fuzzball.
I think I kinda miss the scruffy look a bit now, though...
Okay Carmack, when's DooM3 and Quake 4 coming out? I WANT MY DooM3 AND QUAKE 4!!!
P.S. Good luck on the X-prize...
Posted: 2003-11-18 08:27pm
by Yuri Prime
Let Me Die wrote:Rye wrote:Yuri Prime wrote:
Come on Kathy, I know you have lots of pictures where you're smiling (and no, don't post the one where you're hiding behind a cat).

Well since that wasn't directed at me...
*Snippity Piccies*
Hahaha...That's what I did too, Rye. Smart man.

Come on Kathy, that picture you just showed me was just sooooooo cute. You looked far better than you do in zombie mode.
Look what I'm going to do - I'm going to post my picture.
See, that wasn't so bad.
Posted: 2003-11-18 08:27pm
by haas mark
Let me wallow in your enthusiasm......
~ver
Posted: 2003-11-18 08:33pm
by Soontir C'boath
David wrote:*snip*There I am.......
You know I just can't get out of my mind the fact that you look like an older version of my buddy Tyler.
Prove me right or wrong. I just can't decide.~Jason
Posted: 2003-11-18 08:50pm
by Metrion Cascade
Kuja wrote:About time we got a brunette...

Do black/indian girls with black hair dyed dark red count?
Posted: 2003-11-18 09:19pm
by Utsanomiko
I had to do a Google search just to figure out who the fuck Ein and The Kernel were talking about.
I do *not* look like John Carmack. And considering just how many times I've posted pics of myself here, it's a bit retarded that somebody waits untill now to make a stretched connection.
I'll tell you when Doom III (aka 'Doom, Heretic, Hexen, and Quake all over agian, with even less new/intertesting ideas this time') is coming out; if I had my way, it'd be cancelled and it's graphics engine sold off. Even *if* I looked like Carmack (wow, we've got glasses. How uncanny), I wouldn't ascociate myself with such a creativly-devoid project.
Animosity and rasberries onto the both of you, you near-sighted jackanapes.

Posted: 2003-11-18 09:22pm
by The Kernel
You DO look like John Carmack, just not John Carmack 2003 edition. You look more like 1993 Carmack.
Posted: 2003-11-18 09:42pm
by Utsanomiko
The Kernel wrote:You DO look like John Carmack, just not John Carmack 2003 edition. You look more like 1993 Carmack.
The resemblance is at best extremely superficial; a hang-up on features picked up through casual glance.
Long hair and glasses, again, la-di-da.
If you're going to ascociate me with hacks, next time do it with hacks I actually look like.

Posted: 2003-11-18 09:52pm
by The Kernel
1) You are absolutely no fun.
2) Hack? Let's look at Mr. Carmack's resume shall we?
A) Invented modern 3D gaming
B) Invented the First Person Shooter
C) His Team Armadillo is favored to win the X-prize for being the first civilians in space

Gee, if he's a hack then what the fuck is a success in your book

Posted: 2003-11-18 10:01pm
by Utsanomiko
1) Jokes are only funny if you don't have to force/stretch them to work. I'm fun, but not when it involes misrepresentation.
2) As far as his modern success in gaming goes, he hasn't done anything of note in the last decade, as he and Romero have been basically turning out the exact same game over and over. That's a hack in my book.
3) You should have taken my animosity and rasberries and dropped this all back then. Dragging it on just makes it look like you can't accept the notion that your joke isn't working. No matter how much we keep clarifying eachother, it's not going to be funny or accurate. Sorry.
(I could have posted the pic of me giving the bird, but I thought I'd just compare faces without that)
Posted: 2003-11-18 10:06pm
by DPDarkPrimus
You both also have that same vacent expression in your eyes.
Posted: 2003-11-18 10:17pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:<SNIP>
You're hella cuter than Carmaack anyway.
P.S. ever tried Witch Hazel for your skin? I heard it hella works...
Posted: 2003-11-18 10:36pm
by Let Me Die
Yuri Prime wrote:Let Me Die wrote:Rye wrote:
Well since that wasn't directed at me...
*Snippity Piccies*
Hahaha...That's what I did too, Rye. Smart man.

Come on Kathy, that picture you just showed me was just sooooooo cute. You looked far better than you do in zombie mode.
Look what I'm going to do - I'm going to post my picture.
*Snippity Piccy*
See, that wasn't so bad.
The difference being, YOU are cute.
Fine..you can post it..I'm still not going to. lol
Back to my undyed hair...
Posted: 2003-11-18 10:41pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
The pretty girl with the "I'm not pretty" attitude gets quite old after a while, you know.
Posted: 2003-11-18 10:52pm
by David
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:The Kernel wrote:You DO look like John Carmack, just not John Carmack 2003 edition. You look more like 1993 Carmack.
The resemblance is at best extremely superficial; a hang-up on features picked up through casual glance. again, la-di-da.
If you're going to ascociate me with hacks, next time do it with hacks I actually look like.

I absolutely agree, you have a far more feminine look to you, almost like an anime character.

Posted: 2003-11-18 10:53pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Like Kensuke Aida.

Posted: 2003-11-18 10:54pm
by David
Soontir C'boath wrote:David wrote:*snip*There I am.......
You know I just can't get out of my mind the fact that you look like an older version of my buddy Tyler.
Prove me right or wrong. I just can't decide.~Jason
Nah. Although I do get compared to Dean Cain all the damn time.
Posted: 2003-11-18 10:59pm
by Utsanomiko
I agree with David, David (Spanky), and Yuri, on several of the previous points. Being labled a bishonen or even just Kensuke is not only funnier, but more accurate.
And to yet another David: So you say my eyes are vacant enough compared to Carmack, but not enough to temporarily lighten my hair and dress up as Anakin Skywalker from Ep. Bah, rabble rabble rabble.

Posted: 2003-11-18 11:44pm
by DPDarkPrimus
It's just that you don't have the right jaw for it.

Posted: 2003-11-19 12:17am
by Utsanomiko
DPDarkPrimus wrote:It's just that you don't have the right jaw for it.

I'm talking about good enough as a Halloween/film festival costume, not as publicity double.

Posted: 2003-11-19 12:19am
by Spanky The Dolphin
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:DPDarkPrimus wrote:It's just that you don't have the right jaw for it.

I'm talking about good enough as a Halloween/film festival costume, not as publicity double.

Well, you're not fat, so that helps.