Posted: 2006-02-21 01:25pm
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Battle Report
As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:
The army of gould stormed the realm of gizmo!
gould sent:
10 Assassin and 200 Super Soldier Raiders and 1 Jaffa Raiders
Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:
200 Super Soldier Raiders have Targeted Gate Weapon
1 Jaffa Raiders came unarmed!
Opposite this, stood the forces of gizmo
gizmo resisted the aggressors with:
4,400 Human Form Defender and 600 Defense Spider
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:
4,400 Human Form Defender have Repli-Bomb
600 Defense Spider have Repli-Bomb
In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!
The forces of gould rush in full force, and inflict 11,737,344 damage on gizmo's forces!
It was confirmed that 0 of gizmo's forces fell at the hands of gould's assult.
The forces of gizmo fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict devastating damage on gould's forces! So much damage, in fact, that while running away gould could not accurately judge the extent of the beating...
They managed to eradicate 1 of gould's troops.
The forces of gould's Assassin break off from main attack force, and seek out gizmo's Infiltration Units!
0 Assassin are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining Assassin engage the covert networks of the realm.
Unfortunately, gizmo's Infiltration Units were too good at what they do for you to effectively find, target and eliminate.
Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...
Your Repli-Bomb went from strength 2,560 to 2,560 (now 2560/2560 and 0 percent damaged)
Your Bio Targeting Swarm went from strength 10 to 10 (now 10/10 and 0 percent damaged)
The forces of gizmo massacred those of gould
The forces of gould flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!
The forces of gould could not secure a foothold in the realms of gizmo!
The armies of gould were forced out of the realm of gizmo in a none to glorious fashion! The defending forces were simply too much for them....
There are lessons to be learned here - old cliches of your race abound... biting and chewing...eyes and stomach...enemies and friends... too little too late.. stitch in time...books and covers --- but... one would guess that those defeated who lived were simply thankful for escape at the time, and running to become better prepared for the next excursion. It is sure that gizmo will be considering a return visit to gould!
One additional fact: the forces of gould were so completely overwhelmed that they could not even breach the perimiter of gizmo! As a result, it appears that the weapons and forces of gizmo suffered no damage!! Was it a suicide run? Proving some sort of unknown 'point'? Or maybe a tactical strike to recon the strength of the opposition? Nobody is 100% sure, but one thing is sure: the attack was eliminated before they even got close, and had no effect on the target!
so he was friends with the stuffed tiger?SyntaxVorlon wrote:More to the point Gassendi was a peer of Descartes and Hobbes.
Hobbes? You mean this guy? http://www.thegatewars.com/stats.php?id=8500SyntaxVorlon wrote:More to the point Gassendi was a peer of Descartes and Hobbes.
How many miners did you have?fuzzymillipede wrote:Damn, I need to untrain some of my miners becasue they're making too much naq. It is such that I would have 80,000,000 by the time I woke up, and that much would get farmed without a doubt. The same problem would happen while I was at school. I guess I will untrain 20,000 miners and put them to covert or something.
I want the bodies of the spys your defenders killed back. All two hundred of them.fuzzymillipede wrote:Hey, anyone wanna do an intel on me? I want to know how hidden my stats are. And yes, Hensenshi we all know you are able to do it quite fine with your 80,000 spys....
Sorry, I'll give you replacements if you lost any spys.As Noble Ire's Undercover Agents approach your lands, a vigilant sentinel cries out by an alert. You quickly bring in reinforcements, and eliminate as many of Noble Ire's Undercover Agents as you can catch! Your Chief of Intelligence strongly recommends a retalitory assault!
See above. ^^^^fuzzymillipede wrote:Sorry, I'll give you replacements if you lost any spys.As Noble Ire's Undercover Agents approach your lands, a vigilant sentinel cries out by an alert. You quickly bring in reinforcements, and eliminate as many of Noble Ire's Undercover Agents as you can catch! Your Chief of Intelligence strongly recommends a retalitory assault!
I wonder what happened to the 0.02 of one of my UUs?202 units left your realm, travelling to the lands of Noble Ire. It is reported that only 199.98 showed up. You curse the deserters!
Circumcision ritual.fuzzymillipede wrote:I wonder what happened to the 0.02 of one of my UUs?202 units left your realm, travelling to the lands of Noble Ire. It is reported that only 199.98 showed up. You curse the deserters!
Your Infiltration Units move stealthily through the lands of Nephtys undetected. They are able to gather many documents recording the status of weapons, army size and preparedness, and fortifications. Unfortunately, in order to avoid detection, they are not able to provide complete information. Your Chief of Intelligence provides you with the information gathered:
Army Size:
Unit Type
Attackers Defenders Untrained
Mercenaries 1110 281 907
Jaffa Army 2468 980 1415
Super Soldiers 5000 2970 16000
Military Stats
Strike Action: 362,576,000
Defensive Action 191,078,400
Covert Skill: 16
Covert Operatives: ???
Anti-Covert Skill: 14
Anti-Covert Operatives: 0
Attack Turns: 210
Unit Production: 511
Technology Stats
Siege Tech: Hatak Mothership Support
Fortification Tech: Dominated World
Covert Tech: Personelle Stealth Tech
Anti-Covert Tech: Personelle Stealth Tech
Race Unique Tech: Advanced Host Processing Facility
You also notice an empty MotherShip docking facility...
Weapons
Name Type Quantity Strength
Invisibility Technology Defense 3000 ???/2560
Targeted Gate Weapon Attack 5000 2560/2560
Sarcophagus Defense 1000 640/640
Full Jaffa Division Attack ??? 640/640
Your Infiltration Units move stealthily through the lands of RepliLancer undetected. They are able to gather many documents recording the status of weapons, army size and preparedness, and fortifications. Unfortunately, in order to avoid detection, they are not able to provide complete information. Your Chief of Intelligence provides you with the information gathered:
Army Size:
Unit Type
Attackers Defenders Untrained
bot 0 0 ???
Units 0 0 191
Human Form Units 5000 5000 7100
Military Stats
Strike Action: 307,200,000
Defensive Action 327,360,000
Covert Skill: 18
Covert Operatives: 4231
Anti-Covert Skill: 16
Anti-Covert Operatives: 0
Attack Turns: 9
Unit Production: 2622
Technology Stats
Siege Tech: Large Scale Nano Infection Ray
Fortification Tech: Fully Converted Planet
Covert Tech: Environmental Mimickry Programming
Anti-Covert Tech: Environmental Mimickry Programming
Race Unique Tech: Advanced Unit Regeneration SubRoutine
Weapons
Name Type Quantity Strength
Repli-Bomb ??? 5000 2560/2560
Instant Material Acquisition Attack 5000 2560/???
Weird...fuzzymillipede wrote:I wonder what happened to the 0.02 of one of my UUs?202 units left your realm, travelling to the lands of Noble Ire. It is reported that only 199.98 showed up. You curse the deserters!
Dragging off against mine. And I sware to God it cheated with an illegal gravity boost around Jupiter.Matt Huang wrote:Hey, where's my mothership???
You have to buy supporter status. Every time you pay $10.00, you get a bunch of naq, turns, and units, and they put you on PPT for two days, I think (I don't know from personal experience, but the market section says as much).Dalton wrote:OK, I have a question. How does one go about getting back on the PPT, even temporarily? I'm confused. Can you also trade Naq and stuff? *scratches head*