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Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Well, there's still the Jenovans, unless you rounded them up all.

My friend do you have a death wish?

Shroom!!! What happens to Elena???

I'll be backing off for a while (until mid July). I've got a lot on my plate, and won't have time until then at the earliest.

Well, she stays in Shroomanian custody for now. Well, unless you have a better idea

Bean, I take it the development of that AFV of yours is still ongoing? When do we expect deployment?

Shroom Man 777 wrote:And, of course, JOHN SHROOMBO. Goddamn I love you, Shep.

John Shroombo has a fixed wing and rotary wing license; which means he'll be roaming around the world, killing people wiht heavy machine guns, machetes, bows, and knives.

I expect GENITAL population to drop sharply, and massacres to appear all over the world.

JOHN SHROOMBO DEATH COUNT: 89 AND RISING

EDIT: Wait, isn't it time for Shroom the 777th to tell King Arik about the secret experiment that Shroomania did to create the ultimate killing machine, JOHN SHROOMBO, and how he escaped into the world, and this is his first appearance in five years?

Am I the only one whose paranoid about Coilerburg, hell yesterday I nearly Embarged the country in response to their hostile actions to Coyote's wildlife, following their acts of PIRACY against Shep, and their obvious military build up, so close to my borders....


still like mongolia between russia and china one would be nervous between more then one superpower, and Coil's got me, bean, lonestar and Phong as neighbors.s

I am an idiot. Where is Coiler's country located again?

And Shep:

Maaaaang! You're one crazy hombre! Yes, he'll be a mad killer Shroomanian experiment! With, like, steroids and genetically engineered to have, like, a third testicle complete with an anabolic gland, and a fourth one that contains a 'clout reserve'

Isn't it obvious I'm paranoid about Coilerburg? I mean, I established an embassy where 2/3rd of the personell are spies

Also, I'm in a quandary here. I used a prisoner as bait for SERPENT assassins. Do I admit it to my people, or do I lie and say that yes, the guy who got killed was the attack leader (it's not like they can tell, with the original having his face rearranged by a 12.7mm bullet), and no, we did not intentionally use him as bait?

The latter, mang

Shroom Man 777 wrote:The latter, mang

I'll second that.

And Mangs i need permission to place a small SERPENT base in somebody's country and then have my Black Hand duded come in and blow shit up so they can save a hot young chick(Elena's sister). With the help of the local special forces.

So who is up for some action?

P.S.

I blame Shroom for the use of the word Mangs. It's fucking contagious.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:The latter, mang

I don't know...this shit will probably float to the surface in five or six years (shit always does...) and I will have a lot of explaining to do then...

Then again, my people are pretty pissed right now, so it may not be the best to tell them I'm ruthless

Why would it float to the surface? Who would ask? Who would care? I mean, some bastard popped a captive to prevent him from squealing - what else is there to know?

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Why would it float to the surface? Who would ask? Who would care? I mean, some bastard popped a captive to prevent him from squealing - what else is there to know?

A better question would be "Who would tell?"

There were plenty of cops involved in this one, and someone will eventually blow it wide open.

Then again...yeah, the guy a fucking bastard anyway.

No one has sympathy for them. And maybe aside from a handful of operatives, most of the cops didn't know the full specifications of the mission?

Shroom Man 777 wrote:No one has sympathy for them. And maybe aside from a handful of operatives, most of the cops didn't know the full specifications of the mission?

Hmm...I guess I'll keep it quiet, and release full information some time later, after the people have calmed down.

On the Serpent base, what exactly do you have in mind, Shady? A Bond-villain fortified compound?

I wanted to keep the main GENITAL-extremist kidnapping plot moving without revealing the location of Eden or doing anything too severe. A Coilerburg warship has located Swanson's boat (though no one on board knows it) and is following it from a distance until a more suitable vessel can be found to track it.

PeZook wrote:On the Serpent base, what exactly do you have in mind, Shady? A Bond-villain fortified compound?

Yes something like that.

I am thinking of using this guy as the Serpent commander in charge of that base.

So who wants to help me out here? PeZook?

DarthShady wrote:

PeZook wrote:On the Serpent base, what exactly do you have in mind, Shady? A Bond-villain fortified compound?

Yes something like that.

I am thinking of using this guy as the Serpent commander in charge of that base.

So who wants to help me out here? PeZook?

Uh...I really don't think it would be possible to set up an Evil Overlord Base in PeZookia without anybody noticing

Well I went out and said it: you attack the FUN, you attacked the MESS. And I threw down the gauntlet to the terrorists and other radicals out there.

I suppose some of them (like SERPENT?) figured the FUN would be an easy target? I don't know why they'd think this, but apparently they do.

So what will they think when the alliance with some of the biggest conventional military power and force projection has come out and said: "Enough of this shit; keep it up and you'll answer to us" eh?

Rogue you are AWESOME!!!

All we need now is Fidel Castro to go in and kick some ass.

Uh...I really don't think it would be possible to set up an Evil Overlord Base in PeZookia without anybody noticing Razz

OK, i guess I'll have to find someplace else to place it. Any volunteers?

DarthShady wrote:

Uh...I really don't think it would be possible to set up an Evil Overlord Base in PeZookia without anybody noticing Razz

OK, i guess I'll have to find someplace else to place it. Any volunteers?

I say put it in Zablania, preferably right next to that fishing village where the PAF-GENITAL set up shop.

Kill two birds with one stone...

I do believe that it would be quite awesome if John Shroombo battled a dinosaur.

If I recall correctly Coil's country (It's not on the map yet) is located just north of Bean, near my southern most turf. Which means his nearest neighbors are:

Atlantis, UKB, BR, Tonkin, Xain Tai, and Mermaid and Lonestar not too far away. To be exact he's supposed to be mogolia to my russia and bean's china.

The Yosemite Bear wrote:If I recall correctly Coil's country (It's not on the map yet) is located just north of Bean, near my southern most turf. Which means his nearest neighbors are:

Atlantis, UKB, BR, Tonkin, Xain Tai, and Mermaid and Lonestar not too far away. To be exact he's supposed to be mogolia to my russia and bean's china.

Wrong. I'm just west of the UKB. My nearest neighbors are the Red Technocracy, the UKB, PeZookia, and Syndromia.

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