Ghost Rider wrote:LMAO...keep the comedy running. And really, you're throwing yet more fuel to the fire. Honest advice? Leave and let people go off into other territory. This just leads to everyone laughing at you more or wonder of your intelligence more.
My capacity to keep this up is nigh-endless, really. I won't let fucktards tell me I don't know how to have fun right, especially if they're not willing to put up or shut up.
Onto the couple of bits I found funny. I'm sure someone will shred your weakass EVE reasons of why you don't like it(we get it, but you're makingbaseless accusations towards the game and keep going pounding your chest in mock anger)
All of my accusations, save those which were based on years-old outdated knowledge that I had no reason to know were out-of-date, are entirely founded.
For WoW : You ENJOY doing old shit? Must be because you never did it when it was new. Only reason to do it now is because you're so fucking bored, you've decided that soloing Molten Bore or whichever raid or you really absolutely want that extra special horse that half of Ironforge has. Other then that it is getting a laugh, go for Insane in the Membrane or...don't play WoW after fucking around. Really, the old shit isn't even good for money unless you're exploiting the AH because hitting the gold maximum on one character is just not enough.
You're forgetting the reasons of:
1: Seeing things you've never seen before, which is entirely possible when you've done overworld quest-running from 1 to 80 with only the most inevitable of dungeons thrown in. (Getting to see Ragefire Chasm with my 80 Paladin was... Interesting. I play Alliance, and I reached 80 before they instituted the port-a-dungeon system.)
2: Going through for schlock that practically you don't need but you want because it's cool. The boss's horse from Strathholm is an obvious example, but I got the coolest hand-lantern I've yet seen from the keep in the Silverpine forest that I'd never even known was there until level 80 or so.
3: It beats walrus husbandry.
And for RPing if you use the raid bosses resurrecting by running to a spirit healer as a reason, you're a fucking dumber role player then most here are getting at.
He asked for an explaination for how you could do the same adventure twice. But then, he's Arthas, lord of the Scourge; he could just have them build an Altar of the Damned.
Stark wrote:Here are some condensed versions for the tl;dr crowd.
'I like it to be really easy'
So what?
'RPing is being something you're not, but never a pirate or trader or scout or miner. Only WIZARDS'
And you
could RP as an accountant or a picker-packer or a census-taker or a programmer... But why
would you? I think, given the choice, most people here would rather RP someone more interesting than one of the above. Anyway, that's not roleplaying if you're just doing the mechanical motions, it's just
playing, without the role. Unless yu
really keep character the whole time, which I
doubt.
'There is no RP support at all in EVE. All that support that exists is irrelevant because you can't adjust your characters wardrobe'.
Yes, it is irrelevant, because it's not RP support, it's just front-page wanking the first guys to do stuff, and CCP certainly aren't actually taking any steps to promote people to stay in-character during their 'events'. It's a gigantic metagame.
That is not Roleplaying.
'I am a massive bigot who judges people by the first MMO they played'.
Yep. If your first wasn't UO, then there's no helping you.
'RPing repetitive things in WoW is awesome, but RPing repetitive things in EVE is impossible because you can't dress like a woman'.
WoW's RP support is tremendously lacking, and I never said it wasn't. But it beats seven kinds of six out of EvE.
'Being ignorant isn't being wrong; ignoring giant screenshots proving me wrong is totally fine'.
Your giant screenshot proved
NOTHING. CCP makes a front-page blurb about the first guy to do X; so fucking
what? Blizzard makes a much bigger deal about the first people to do X in
their games, but it doesn't excuse the dearth of things CCP
doesn't do. The fact that it's been so damn long since the game came out and you still can't even customize your ship's fucking paint job says volumes about how little they care. They might as well drop the "RP" from "MMORPG."
'You can't do anything solo in EVE because I say so. All those soloers out there are lying'.
You couldn't effectively solo the last time I played it, unless you had an
insatiable appetite for watching mining happen and occasionally clicking a new rock to go and orbit.
'All PVP in EVE involves a large proportion of your net worth because ... something'.
Funnily enough, ~20% of my wealth was usually what my ship would have cost. Again, maybe CCP has made the ISK flow so much that getting decent ships is almost something that makes you say "Another ship? How many more of these do I need?," but the last time I checked, ships were a BFD except to the guys who had licenses to print ISK.
'Repetitive and bland samey experience is excellent fodder for RP in WOW, but horrible cuntery in EVE'.
'It's awesome to do epic events that everyone else does, but terrible to be able to work to actual achievements to set yourself apart from others'.
Yes, frankly, it is, because Blizzard actually put work into making it feel epic, whereas in EvE the epicness lasts until you dock and then what? You're just another one of the crowd with another of the endless permutations on "We were THERE, dood, and there were ships blowing UP, man!"
'Tavern tales and talking to your friends is shit in EVE, but is the 'butter zone' in WOW'.
Tavern tales kind of lose their impact when they're being transmitted in a text format from the inside of a pod of goop. Hard to have a good tavern tale without a tavern or at least a cantina.
'The Lich King can obviously respawn and that's fine but respawning in EVE means PVP is without consequnce - except those consequences I whinge about'.
I said it was one way to do it, chucklefuck, not the only way. English, motherfucker; do you read it?
'If you don't tell tell the same story as everyone else, it's worthless'
Your capacity for strawmanning knows no bounds. Keep going, at this rate I should be able to mentally reclassify you as a typing fungus.
'I have no idea how PVP works in EVE'.
PvP in EvE, almost all of the time, is a fucking mugging wherein one hapless moron gets blown up for no good reason other than some assholes decided to inflate their killcount. The rest of the time it's ridiculous lag-fests that people without really stable and fast broadband connections will just get slaughtered in.
'I will continue to ignore all evidence that I'm dead wrong'.
Except I'm not wrong, you are.
'RP support = dress like a woman'

you, let it go already! RP support means things like
Character customization. At the very least, for a space-based game, the ability to customize your fucking ship's
PAINT JOB. They can't even do
that much because they're too fucking lazy!
SilverWingedSeraph wrote:As someone who's an avid roleplayer and is especially fond of Exalted, I can't begin to state how horrible this idea is. Exalted with a modern setting makes no kinds of sense. At least in standard Exalted there are occasional threats, like... Warstriders, and giant ass-stomping Primordials, Fair Folk, etc. What the hell are you going to do for a Modern (I presume you mean late 20th, early 21st century Earth when you say "Modern") Exalted setting?
What makes you think that the only possible threats to find in the 21st century would be the strictly mortal ones? Why wouldn't Gods reawaken, Fair Folk start trying to fray their way out in places like the Bermuda Triangle or the New Jersey Pine Barrens or spooky-place-du-jour? And there's the other Exalted - always good for a nice, stiff fight.
Of course, there's also helicoptor gunships and shit, those make for a nice change of pace.
Temjin wrote:Are you fucking kidding me? That's you're idea of RP support? Playing dressup and painting your ship?
No, I'm not fucking kidding you. Yes, it fucking
is. That's the kind of thing I expect from a game that expects to call itself an MMO
RPG, and EvE lacks it entirely!
EVE has more RP support than I've ever seen in a MMO before. You can do whatever the fuck you want in it. You can create whatever the fuck kind of character that you want.
And it only matters inasmuch as the people you're playing against give a damn to stop and listen to your character - oh right they won't, because they're too busy typing "lol noob, cash or pop," then popping you after you wire them a shitload of funds anyway."
Minmatar freedomfighter.
Griefer who randomly fights with Amarr.
Space Pirate.
Griefer who randomly fights everyone unfortunate enough to come within sensor range.
An Amar that's become so corrupted by the Gallente idea of Freedom that he's willing to kill his own kind to protect it.
Griefer who likes Amarr ships but likes shooting Amarr ships.
There's literally so many options. I'm just scratching the surface of the RP possibilities. You create you're own damn storylines.
And they only matter so far as other players care to stop and listen. Nobody who's PvPing is going to stop and listen to your anti-faction spiel, they want to get on with the business of inflating their PvP killcount and bragging. And if you try to spiel to them, they'll just pop you anyway, then later on go on to lol it up with their asshole friends about how they popped this dumbass RP fuckwad.
This is in contrast to WoW, where you're basically stuck playing their storyline. You call this RP'ing, but really it's more akin to playing a standard RPG with other players. You're limited in the characters you make and what you can do with them because of that same storyline.
Perhaps you should compare it to Starwars Galaxies, then. I only brought up WoW the first time because I was comparing a mechanical aspect. Even so, WoW still has more RP potential than EvE, though admittedly it's not great, given that you can't talk to about half of the player population under any circumstances except with your sword. And yet, even in WoW, players manage to create amazingly detailed - or simply fun - roleplaying all by themselves - same as you guys claim is possible in EvE. Only it's better because it's
not all done via text in a chat line.
Let's try that Amar turncoat example I just came up with...
"Quisling the Amar heads over to Gallente space to start doing missions for various Gallente corporations hoping to worm his way into their trust so he can start reporting classified info back to his Amar spy masters. But as he stays in Gallente space longer he begins to sympathize them, before finally joining a Gallente Militia to protect his new nation."
There, this hypothetical player just created a new char, headed over to gallente space to do some missions to make some isk and gain enough faction standing to sign up for Faction Warfare. All while staying in Character! And I, someone who's never RP'd before in his life, managed to come up with this in just a few minutes.
And it means... What, exactly, without anyone else to RP it with? Because without that, it's just you taking an Amarr character and fecking off to Gallente space to take a slightly-harder route to joining faction warfare. Oh right, it doesn't. And it's rather hard to RP with people you're trying to kill, since RPing takes mental concentration that will distract you from the PvPing - and get you killed.
Show me something in WoW that's comparable. And no, that storyline bullshit they force feed you doesn't count.
Ah, so... Joining EvE's bullshit PvP counts, but playing through the epic scenarios in WoW doesn't because.... It doesn't? All right, fine.
Deima had had enough; enough of the Northrend factions making her jump through hoops to earn the right to buy the things she needed to effectively fight the Scourge. Enough of the pig-headed leaders of the Alliance fighting with the Horde when the Scourge were literally right there, waiting for them to weaken each other. Enough of the seemingly endless battles with endless foes, only for another to rise in his place mere hours after the first was destroyed. And, most of all, enough of those Light-damned sea cattle that were too depressed to get together and mate on their own!
Weary after the third, or fifth, or seventh battle (she had lost track,) she hung her axe over her back and turned towards the sea. Getting a running start, her hooves biting deep and sure into the snow, she charged and leapt off the cliff, diving elegantly into the freezing bay below; plunging in, she dove to the bottom and touched down, then forced her way back to the surface; enjoying the chill sting of water on her skin, the mighty hero unburdened by the weight of the full plate clad all around her.
She burst through the surface in a spray of water, gasping as she hopped up to an ice floe; taking a stone from her pocket, she clenched it and started to channel the power hidden within, relishing the feeling the gaian energy of the hearthstone induced as she completed the travel spell, whisking her far, far away from Northrend in an instant.
Five minutes later, she was dry; she'd sent a telepathic message to a friend, who had confirmed she was where the Draenei had expected her to be, and the Paladiness was examining her vault in the bank of Stormwind. Ultimately deciding she wasn't in a mood to show off tonight, she took out the festive pantsuit that remained as a memento of better times, and wore her Tabard of the Hand of Argos with it; except when pointlessly championing the moronic self-righteous factions of Northrend, she was never without it. Five minutes later, she arrived at the quiet tavern in the quiet part of town, hooves clopping heavily on the wooden floor. The tavern was lightly occupied at this hour; only three, adventurers and heroes like herself all. That suited her; she was in no mood to tolerate the company of any of Stormwind's seemingly-mindless citizenry.
"You would not believe
the day I've had," she wearily croaked, walking to her seat and holding a hand with five fingers up, a gesture that the grizzled ex-adventurer who was manning the bar knew well to mean 'the strongest you've got and keep it coming.' She was definitely in the mood to drink her weight in booze.
And that's only with WoW, a game where the RP support is limited at best. EvE can't hold a candle.
I'm not telling you how to have fun. I'm telling you that the reasons you gave for disliking the game are absurd. As I said, I wouldn't give a shit if you had just come out and said "Yeah, tried EVE. Didn't like it. It's too filled with douchebags." In fact, I would be surprised if anyone bothered arguing the point. But your reasons basically boiled down "Wah! I want to play dressup! And I want to be protected from my own stupid mistakes because I didn't bother to do any research on the game before I started playing!"
1: How many fucking times do I have to make it clear that the ability to customize my character is a high priority to me? I don't care if it's not a priority to you, but
FUCK YOU if you're just going to mock me because it
is a priority to me!
2: Yes, I damn well
do want to be protected from my stupid mistakes, because everyone makes mistakes and they shouldn't fucking
ruin you. If I wanted a game that cheerfully soddomized you for every little slip of the hand (not to mention lag spikes and acts of god,) I'd play a fucking Roguelike, not a game I pay $16.00 a month for.
RedImperator wrote:ROFFLE. I hear nobody keeps spare ships or mods around. Even when I was total fucking noobsauce I could afford to keep a second fitted Kestrel in my hangar.
I
didn't, okay? I was so fucking pissed off with the endless grind of learning skills that I saw I had enough to get a cruiser and went for it.
And 20% of your net worth...who gives a shit? I routinely fly ships that cost more than the contents of my wallet to replace, and I actually PVP in nullsec with them--the difference is, 1) I keep a spare or two, and 2) I don't fly something I couldn't pay for after two or three days of carebearing. And by days, I mean, "Log on, grind missions/null rats while bullshitting on Vent for a few hours, go do something else." Any day-old noob could do the exact same thing. It's just a matter of proportion; stick to frigs and dessies until you can do level IIs, cruisers until level IIIs, etc. As long as he had enough sense not to sink every penny he had into a carebear boat he planned to take to lowsec, he'd do all right--and fucksticks, even under those circumstances, you can grind enough ISK in a fucking Ibis to be at least in a proper frigate again in a few hours.
Look, you don't like the game because you think it's boring, or the UI sucks, or you don't like PVP, or everyone who plays it is an asshole, or you can't paint your ship green or sit in a tavern in a pretty dress, fine. But don't start blaming the game because you were terrible at it.
A game is supposed to be fun. If it ever puts you in a situation where the fun stops and the suck begins, the game is
failing at being fun. And that includes
allowing you to ruin yourself. Yes, I do bloody well blame EvE for that.
Serafina wrote:Oh, about soloing: I soloed my way up to bloody battleships, just by hunting the right NPCs in 0.0 and a few missions.
And i had the money for them way before i had the skills, and i did not play that much.
Okay, maybe it's possible these days. I won't say it isn't, since you've played more recently than I have; point is, it wasn't last time I played, and going into 0.0 is still an invitation to get podded by a paranoid lunatic.
And character customization?
Who the hell gives a shit? It's not like WoW has gear customisation, and the choices for your character are hardly excessive.
I give a shit! I thought I'd made that clear by now; and WoW, if not having gear customization, at least has
some degree of character customization, and you can always collect a set of clothes that aren't statistically any good but you like having anyway.
It's not like I'm holding WoW up as a paragon of RP support, because the RP support in WoW is
bad. But it's far, far more existant than in EvE Online.
You are a style-over-substance roleplayer.
I prefer the ability to forge and play my own character and story, and all i need are possibilities to do that.
You prefer...well, playing dress-up and playing trough storylines others have written.
Endless reptitions of the same tales of PvP ambushes and ignimonious escapes from others' ambushes that you spin up as tales of incredible evasion in the face of adversity? No thank you.
I will admit, WoW is pretty bad for RP. Not entirely impossible, mind; but bad. The best was in SWG, where my character seemed to be a harmless ditz of a Twi'lek dancer... Unless you knew she was such a good liar and sneak that she managed to infiltrate the Imperial forces and abscond with Darth Vader's own Eta-2 Actis starfighter, and went laughing with it all the way back to Tatooine, having tricked the Dark Lord of Sith into thinking she was a loyal daughter of the Empire. Or that she'd destroyed an Imperial Star Destroyer by her lonesome in it, and could terrorize Imperial starfighter forces with the best of them, all the while hiding in plain sight whilst on the ground, watching Imps coming into and out of cantinas and making note of the kinds of things they said they were about to get up to, because nobody watches what they say in front of the dancing girl.
Want to tell me I'm a style-over-substance RPer now? I happen to enjoy style, yes. That doesn't mean I'm not good at what you'd call "substance," either. But really, you
can live off of endless cups of ramen... I don't think you'd want to, though.
charlemagne wrote:"Painting your ship" would hardly matter anyways, because the only time you'd see it would be while being docked. In combat you'd be zoomed out anyways. All it would do would be adding more lag

It's not exactly lagarriffic to attach a few extra tags containing a few RGB hexcodes to every ship, detailing the color of the primary hull, trim and a few extra zones. It's not exactly like I suggested that everyone be allowed to upload a 256x256 personal hull insignia. And you could always turn off viewing others' color schemes, or viewing them in combat.
Oh, and btw, there ARE unique and challenging storyline missions to be played, they're called "Epic Arcs". There's a couple of them in game and there's even epic arcs for npc pirate factions if helping empire factions isn't your thing.
All right, I'll concede it. That wasn't the case when I last played, though.
But it still amazes me that "endless opportunities to actually shape the game world" is not roleplaying support, but "playing dress up" is. How the fuck can roleplaying be fun if literally nothing your character does will ever be of any consequence?
At least you can focus on the actual roleplaying, instead of worrying so much about the consequences that you drop all pretenses of roleplaying in order to focus on the numbers game. How the hell can roleplaying be fun if losing a fight actually costs you dearly? For that matter, I can't have fun if even
winning the fight means that I've cost someone
else dearly.