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Naw, I'm just commenting we need more members, not trying to undermine DGG.Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:Tycho, Cyran-bombing was unnecessary... he seemed to have left us alone... and yes, we need members, but you don't be making these descions, they belong to DGG, and RougeIce as his Vizier.
Indeed, Cyran is a respected aquaintence, and will not be attacked without official word from Gnomania. SooooooMitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:Tycho, Cyran-bombing was unnecessary... he seemed to have left us alone... and yes, we need members, but you don't be making these descions, they belong to DGG, and RougeIce as his Vizier.
Now now Nitram, lets be reasonable here. If you exact revenge on Tycho, then I'm gonna have to exact revenge on you. And then someones gonna have to exact revenge on me. And then someones gonna have to exact revenge on him...and its just a viscious cycle. There won't be anyone left!SirNitram wrote:I am afraid the young Trigger-Happy one must now die a most painful death while Brother Cyran regnerates...
*floats towards Tycho, weapons bouncing off his defensive spells harmlessly*
Only if you promise to regenerate him, as good as new.SirNitram wrote:I am afraid the young Trigger-Happy one must now die a most painful death while Brother Cyran regnerates...
*floats towards Tycho, weapons bouncing off his defensive spells harmlessly*
Disregard this. The Leader's idea is better.RogueIce wrote:Only if you promise to regenerate him, as good as new.SirNitram wrote:I am afraid the young Trigger-Happy one must now die a most painful death while Brother Cyran regnerates...
*floats towards Tycho, weapons bouncing off his defensive spells harmlessly*
Since he's a Gnome, I should stop you, but without a ship, it's kinda hard...
Hm...
*orders Gnomish Fleet to defend Tycho*
Ah, being a chairwarmer is so much fun.
The Midget Death is a smallish gunship, with integrated command gear for tracking fighter squadrons, issuing instant commands, and so forth. It's armed with a dozen Burning Wax class pulse lasers, with a max 100 gigaton output, and 8 missile tubes able to fire EMP warheads, 5+ petraton gravitic warheads, and numerous other missiles. It uses a 'blink' drive, allowing it to dive into hyperspace for a femtosecond and instantly teleport to the desginated location. The drive can be used every microsecond, allowing for fantastic maunvering. The drive is not affected by any amount of gravity, energy burst, or other types of disruption. The blink drive makes the Midget Death[/] untouchable.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Indeed, Cyran is a respected aquaintence, and will not be attacked without official word from Gnomania. SooooooMitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:Tycho, Cyran-bombing was unnecessary... he seemed to have left us alone... and yes, we need members, but you don't be making these descions, they belong to DGG, and RougeIce as his Vizier.
I think we might have two trigger-happys in this group. j/k!
Anyways, I have no idea if we'll get enough people to have "grunts". For a short period of time we had a "Cheif of Espionoge", but he's gone. Of course, Mr. horatio at least seems interested.
Plus, Tycho, what kind of ship is theMidget Death? It would be good to know for the website. RougeIce needs a ship too...
Hope that's enough info for the site. Hrm.. Your offer is acceptable, this time. I will take this as tribute for what you did to poor Alyrium. Remember this, ye Gnomes: The Black Mages will not tolerate advances against ourselves or our allies. You would do well to remember this when you take your war into Gaming.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Now now Nitram, lets be reasonable here. If you exact revenge on Tycho, then I'm gonna have to exact revenge on you. And then someones gonna have to exact revenge on me. And then someones gonna have to exact revenge on him...and its just a viscious cycle. There won't be anyone left!SirNitram wrote:I am afraid the young Trigger-Happy one must now die a most painful death while Brother Cyran regnerates...
*floats towards Tycho, weapons bouncing off his defensive spells harmlessly*
Now, I've sent you this official compensation check for $4*17^100, AND these catgirls generously donated from the childrens hospital (kiddies love the catgirls I tell ya). Now why don't we calm down, buy something, and enjoy the catgirls?
*engages blink drive and instantly teleports to the mothership, then to behind Nitram, then to his right, then his left, then his bottom in a single microsecond. This rapid use of the blink drive causes an intense spatial distortion around Nitram's ship, causing it to implode.*SirNitram wrote:I am afraid the young Trigger-Happy one must now die a most painful death while Brother Cyran regnerates...
*floats towards Tycho, weapons bouncing off his defensive spells harmlessly*
Ship? Ship? Why would I need a ship?Captain tycho wrote:*engages blink drive and instantly teleports to the mothership, then to behind Nitram, then to his right, then his left, then his bottom in a single microsecond. This rapid use of the blink drive causes an intense spatial distortion around Nitram's ship, causing it to implode.*SirNitram wrote:I am afraid the young Trigger-Happy one must now die a most painful death while Brother Cyran regnerates...
*floats towards Tycho, weapons bouncing off his defensive spells harmlessly*
Glad we're making some progress...this time...but be warned yourslef now, we Gnomes know how to defend ourselves, and defend ourselves pretty darn well too. Avoiding a war is best for both parties.SirNitram wrote:Hrm.. Your offer is acceptable, this time. I will take this as tribute for what you did to poor Alyrium. Remember this, ye Gnomes: The Black Mages will not tolerate advances against ourselves or our allies. You would do well to remember this when you take your war into Gaming.
Right this way you'll find the National Catgirl Habitat...such majestic creatures...mmmmm, catgirls...Now, someone mentioned catgirls....
*smacks Tycho with a Albatross*Captain tycho wrote:*engages blink drive and instantly teleports to the mothership, then to behind Nitram, then to his right, then his left, then his bottom in a single microsecond. This rapid use of the blink drive causes an intense spatial distortion around Nitram's ship, causing it to implode.*
*ahem* Am I going to have to hire a spellchecker, sir?Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Sheesh, can't even have a little diplomacy nowadays.
I reset the time line, so that little incident didn't happen.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*smacks Tycho with a Albatross*Captain tycho wrote:*engages blink drive and instantly teleports to the mothership, then to behind Nitram, then to his right, then his left, then his bottom in a single microsecond. This rapid use of the blink drive causes an intense spatial distortion around Nitram's ship, causing it to implode.*
Stop it stop it stop it! War is good, yes, but war with BMs is bad! Enough already! Stop being so darned trigger happy or Nitram WILL get you.
Sheesh, can't even have a little deplomacy nowadays.
Our ranks are a red x in a white box?Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:/me is making rank-picture-thingy... I'll post on website in a sec
*tries to cover his ass* Ummm...that's the Gnomish spelling for diplomacy, that's all! Hehehehe....*fails*RogueIce wrote:*ahem* Am I going to have to hire a spellchecker, sir?
Hm... We need us a Propoganda Gnome.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*tries to cover his ass* Ummm...that's the Gnomish spelling for diplomacy, that's all! Hehehehe....*fails*