Robert Treder wrote:Did someone say Natalie Portman paparazzi pics?
You sick bastard! Why don't you just leave her alone?
Wrong ones, but she has one hell of an ass on her there!!
Stupid risks are what make life worth living.-Homer Simpson
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-Bullshit! I'll bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose! - Sgt. Hartman
-I'll bet your the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the Goddamn common courtesy to give him a reacharound!- Sgt. Hartman
Hi how are you.. I just sent you a new pic of Natalie that I`ve taken of her with some other guy in central park. I`ve even got the guts to walk over to her and talk to her.. She noticed that I was try or did, take a picture of her. She must have told the guy she was with , because he yelled out "your so busted" . DA! what a thing to say, trying to look good infront of her I guess.. So then I walked over to her and and said that I was so sorry and I didn`t want to bother her, I just wanted a picture of you,, . and she said " I rather you don`t". So I said ok you have a nice day. and went off walking.. It`s ok I know she just wanted her privacy ,, I still love her and will still watch her movies.. That was a really great day,. Just to talk to her. anyway thats the story Let me know what you think of the pic.. My hands were shaking..
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is fuckin' hilarious!!!
Stupid risks are what make life worth living.-Homer Simpson
-PC Load Letter?! What the Fuck does that mean!?!?!- Micheal Bolton
-Bullshit! I'll bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose! - Sgt. Hartman
-I'll bet your the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the Goddamn common courtesy to give him a reacharound!- Sgt. Hartman
This can now be Moved to the Artwork Forum. Mods??
Stupid risks are what make life worth living.-Homer Simpson
-PC Load Letter?! What the Fuck does that mean!?!?!- Micheal Bolton
-Bullshit! I'll bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose! - Sgt. Hartman
-I'll bet your the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the Goddamn common courtesy to give him a reacharound!- Sgt. Hartman
Ted wrote:woah, you dredging up all threads that have pics in 'em to be transfered?
Hell!! Can a man Be bored???
Stupid risks are what make life worth living.-Homer Simpson
-PC Load Letter?! What the Fuck does that mean!?!?!- Micheal Bolton
-Bullshit! I'll bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose! - Sgt. Hartman
-I'll bet your the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the Goddamn common courtesy to give him a reacharound!- Sgt. Hartman
Robert Treder wrote:Did someone say Natalie Portman paparazzi pics?
You sick bastard! Why don't you just leave her alone?
Because it's a good oppurtunity to make nerds horny! Anyway, I thought this thread went out a long time ago. Who cares, as long as there's hot pictures!
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Let threads just fucking die, God damn it!!!!
I just want it to be in a more appropriate Forum. It's future there I could care less about.
Stupid risks are what make life worth living.-Homer Simpson
-PC Load Letter?! What the Fuck does that mean!?!?!- Micheal Bolton
-Bullshit! I'll bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose! - Sgt. Hartman
-I'll bet your the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the Goddamn common courtesy to give him a reacharound!- Sgt. Hartman
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:It's just my name, doorknob...
Or should I say cloud-head.
I don't care what you want to call me. I just am happy to see such a thread revived.
I really don't know how a thread with pictures of hot women can possibly die down. The nude pictue threads at the BotM forums are thriving, and personally, for some reason, I prefer woman wearing next to nothing.
Stupid risks are what make life worth living.-Homer Simpson
-PC Load Letter?! What the Fuck does that mean!?!?!- Micheal Bolton
-Bullshit! I'll bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose! - Sgt. Hartman
-I'll bet your the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the Goddamn common courtesy to give him a reacharound!- Sgt. Hartman
Off to find out who brought this thread back to life, whatever happened to change a letter game? Or word association? Well, I'm off to search the sacred archives now.
Brotherhood of the Monkey @( !.! )@ To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
I now see why this thread was brought back. TRANSFER IT! Quick, BEFORE it's to LATE!
Brotherhood of the Monkey @( !.! )@ To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
I agree on the point that "she looks so fucking ugly" doesn't mean we need to completely stop posting pics of her.
Brotherhood of the Monkey @( !.! )@ To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
Just expressing my opinion of "her fried fart drug addict thwacked in the face with a frying pan starved for 3 weeks" 'look' in new and interesting ways
GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:Hey, what is this page doing in OT? Shouldn't it be in Artwork and Photos?
Thats' what I've been trying to do, get it switched there.
Stupid risks are what make life worth living.-Homer Simpson
-PC Load Letter?! What the Fuck does that mean!?!?!- Micheal Bolton
-Bullshit! I'll bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose! - Sgt. Hartman
-I'll bet your the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the Goddamn common courtesy to give him a reacharound!- Sgt. Hartman
*VEG* Depends on if they do a nude oil wrestling match
Brotherhood of the Bear Monkey Clonemaster , Anti Care Bears League,
Bureaucrat and BOFH of the HAB,
Skunk Works director of the Mecha Maniacs,
Black Mage,
Honestly, without make-up they are probably only slightly-above-average looking. That's the thing, in movies and in magazine spreads, they've had hours and hours of cosmetic wizardry done to them. Not that I wouldn't shtup either one of course, but it should be pointed out that they aren't precisely sex goddesses.
Of the two, I'm leaning toward Portman though.